enough is enough. democratic leadership in congress needs to act now and text me saying they need five to ten dollars

CHARLIE BROWN: happy holidays!
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wampwahwahwah
CHARLIE BROWN: it’s not a war on Christmas, it’s just respecting people who celebrate other holidays
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wahwahwampwah
CHARLIE BROWN: no, Jesus wasn’t white

Shout out to when my nose was plugged and I hit the runforthecube

XTC Jumpscare

If I find out Larabars are bad for you, I'm going to drive my car into a lake.

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thinking about POLITICS

Do you think Marge's hair tickles Homer's nose when she goes down on him?

Are people finally moving over here?