This actually reminds me of one of my favorite Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey:

I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.

“It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs” — Jack Handey

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”

Jack Handey

Reminds me of the Deep Thoughts with Jack Handey bit: “My favorite uncle was always Uncle Caveman. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a cave, and every now and then he’d eat one of us. Later on, we figured out he was a bear.”