𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐘 𝐁𝐔𝐆𝐋𝐄. 🎺
@dailybuglenews.bsky.social
The REAL Marvel RP News.
We are very unbiased here at the Bugle. We accept any and all pictures of Spider-Man.
Editor-in-chief: J. Jonah Jameson! (http://kas)
(Parody account of the Marvel Universe's Daily Bugle newspaper.)
#MarvelRP | #SpiderManRP
We are very unbiased here at the Bugle. We accept any and all pictures of Spider-Man.
Editor-in-chief: J. Jonah Jameson! (http://kas)
(Parody account of the Marvel Universe's Daily Bugle newspaper.)
#MarvelRP | #SpiderManRP
Pinned
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❝ Oh! The Daily Bugle is back, how—... Ah—❞
January 30, 2026 at 2:40 AM
❝ Oh! The Daily Bugle is back, how—... Ah—❞
Jonah, we really shouldn't be posting such sensationalist news. We need readers, yes- but being extremist isn't the way of going about it.
There are real stories out there. Just look at Urich's desk.
Reel it in.
There are real stories out there. Just look at Urich's desk.
Reel it in.
January 30, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Jonah, we really shouldn't be posting such sensationalist news. We need readers, yes- but being extremist isn't the way of going about it.
There are real stories out there. Just look at Urich's desk.
Reel it in.
There are real stories out there. Just look at Urich's desk.
Reel it in.
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// Jameson: This won’t come back to haunt me probably
January 30, 2026 at 2:22 AM
// Jameson: This won’t come back to haunt me probably
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“ Hey I might be yer eyes in the sky but I ain't no Hater. . .
Has anyone ever told you your mustache looks like Hit--”
-- Gets Fired --
“ Well shiet. ”
Has anyone ever told you your mustache looks like Hit--”
-- Gets Fired --
“ Well shiet. ”
January 30, 2026 at 2:24 AM
“ Hey I might be yer eyes in the sky but I ain't no Hater. . .
Has anyone ever told you your mustache looks like Hit--”
-- Gets Fired --
“ Well shiet. ”
Has anyone ever told you your mustache looks like Hit--”
-- Gets Fired --
“ Well shiet. ”
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January 30, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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January 30, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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“ WHOAAAAAA HEY HOLD ON A SECOND WHAT WAS THAT LAST COMMENT THERE!?! ”
January 30, 2026 at 2:17 AM
“ WHOAAAAAA HEY HOLD ON A SECOND WHAT WAS THAT LAST COMMENT THERE!?! ”
UHHH...
NEXT QUESTION!
NEXT QUESTION!
January 30, 2026 at 2:20 AM
UHHH...
NEXT QUESTION!
NEXT QUESTION!
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Wow. That sure is a huge plot twist than any of M. Night Shamalan's movies.
NONE OTHER THAN THE NOTORIOUS RACIST, SPIDER-MAN!!!
MAYOR FISK, YOU MAY HAVE BEEN RIGHT ABOUT SPIDER-MAN BUT YOU SURE WEREN'T ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY.
I'LL BE RESCINDING MY PRESIDENTIAL VOTE AS SOON AS I LEARN HOW TO TURN OFF MY CAPS LOCK!!!
MAYOR FISK, YOU MAY HAVE BEEN RIGHT ABOUT SPIDER-MAN BUT YOU SURE WEREN'T ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY.
I'LL BE RESCINDING MY PRESIDENTIAL VOTE AS SOON AS I LEARN HOW TO TURN OFF MY CAPS LOCK!!!
January 30, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Wow. That sure is a huge plot twist than any of M. Night Shamalan's movies.
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” Hi Ma! Oh wait she's dead ..also how Am I talkin' through a newspaper?
Anyway! Clear skies from Chopper 616 JJ! Now back t' ya in the studio ”
{ I guess this is a thing now? Sure! Lmao }
Anyway! Clear skies from Chopper 616 JJ! Now back t' ya in the studio ”
{ I guess this is a thing now? Sure! Lmao }
January 30, 2026 at 2:08 AM
” Hi Ma! Oh wait she's dead ..also how Am I talkin' through a newspaper?
Anyway! Clear skies from Chopper 616 JJ! Now back t' ya in the studio ”
{ I guess this is a thing now? Sure! Lmao }
Anyway! Clear skies from Chopper 616 JJ! Now back t' ya in the studio ”
{ I guess this is a thing now? Sure! Lmao }
A BUNCH OF BALONEY.
BALONEY, I TELL YA.
MAC GARGAN DID IT TO HIMSELF!!!
AS FOR THE SPIDER-SLAYERS, I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM- BUT I MUST SAY, THEY'RE DOING A FINE JOB!
KEEP THE ARACHNIDS OUT OF NEW YORK!!!
GO BACK HOME TO SPACE WHERE YOU BELONG!
BALONEY, I TELL YA.
MAC GARGAN DID IT TO HIMSELF!!!
AS FOR THE SPIDER-SLAYERS, I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM- BUT I MUST SAY, THEY'RE DOING A FINE JOB!
KEEP THE ARACHNIDS OUT OF NEW YORK!!!
GO BACK HOME TO SPACE WHERE YOU BELONG!
January 30, 2026 at 2:09 AM
A BUNCH OF BALONEY.
BALONEY, I TELL YA.
MAC GARGAN DID IT TO HIMSELF!!!
AS FOR THE SPIDER-SLAYERS, I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM- BUT I MUST SAY, THEY'RE DOING A FINE JOB!
KEEP THE ARACHNIDS OUT OF NEW YORK!!!
GO BACK HOME TO SPACE WHERE YOU BELONG!
BALONEY, I TELL YA.
MAC GARGAN DID IT TO HIMSELF!!!
AS FOR THE SPIDER-SLAYERS, I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM- BUT I MUST SAY, THEY'RE DOING A FINE JOB!
KEEP THE ARACHNIDS OUT OF NEW YORK!!!
GO BACK HOME TO SPACE WHERE YOU BELONG!
BREAKING NEWS:
THE OSBORN FILES.
WHAT THE HELL.
FORMER CEO AND FOUNDER OF OSCORP, NORMAN OSBORN, RECENTLY DECEASED, LEAKED SECRET FILES OF ALL HIS INNER DEALINGS WITH CRIMINALS, CONSPIRATORS AND ALL AROUND BAD NOODLES.
THIS LIST INCLUDES THE LIKES OF: MAYOR WILSON FISK, HERMAN SCHULTZ, AND
THE OSBORN FILES.
WHAT THE HELL.
FORMER CEO AND FOUNDER OF OSCORP, NORMAN OSBORN, RECENTLY DECEASED, LEAKED SECRET FILES OF ALL HIS INNER DEALINGS WITH CRIMINALS, CONSPIRATORS AND ALL AROUND BAD NOODLES.
THIS LIST INCLUDES THE LIKES OF: MAYOR WILSON FISK, HERMAN SCHULTZ, AND
January 30, 2026 at 2:03 AM
BREAKING NEWS:
THE OSBORN FILES.
WHAT THE HELL.
FORMER CEO AND FOUNDER OF OSCORP, NORMAN OSBORN, RECENTLY DECEASED, LEAKED SECRET FILES OF ALL HIS INNER DEALINGS WITH CRIMINALS, CONSPIRATORS AND ALL AROUND BAD NOODLES.
THIS LIST INCLUDES THE LIKES OF: MAYOR WILSON FISK, HERMAN SCHULTZ, AND
THE OSBORN FILES.
WHAT THE HELL.
FORMER CEO AND FOUNDER OF OSCORP, NORMAN OSBORN, RECENTLY DECEASED, LEAKED SECRET FILES OF ALL HIS INNER DEALINGS WITH CRIMINALS, CONSPIRATORS AND ALL AROUND BAD NOODLES.
THIS LIST INCLUDES THE LIKES OF: MAYOR WILSON FISK, HERMAN SCHULTZ, AND
I'LL KILL YOU, MICHAEL MOUSE IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN EARTH!!!
January 30, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I'LL KILL YOU, MICHAEL MOUSE IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN EARTH!!!
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HEY WHAT THE FUCK?
January 30, 2026 at 1:54 AM
HEY WHAT THE FUCK?
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{Casually Leaks Names of several illegal involvements regarding the Fisk foundation to the Bugle mid interview}
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January 30, 2026 at 12:59 AM
{Casually Leaks Names of several illegal involvements regarding the Fisk foundation to the Bugle mid interview}
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breaking news:
Fuck
Fuck
January 30, 2026 at 12:32 AM
breaking news:
Fuck
Fuck
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Wears a #VoteFisk2026 jacket, courtesy from @henchmansarcasm.bsky.social.
January 30, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Wears a #VoteFisk2026 jacket, courtesy from @henchmansarcasm.bsky.social.
BREAKING NEWS: FORMER TERRORIST, FELICIA HARDY DEFENDS ARACHNID-MENACE-RACIST, SPIDER-MAN.
"Here's a scoop for the Bugle since it's clearly dying out: Jameson has a Hitler mustache. News flash: It didn’t work for Michael Jordan when he had one and it ain't gonna work for you either."
January 30, 2026 at 12:13 AM
BREAKING NEWS: FORMER TERRORIST, FELICIA HARDY DEFENDS ARACHNID-MENACE-RACIST, SPIDER-MAN.
YOU CAN TELL WE'VE BEEN OUT OF THE GAME FOR A WHILE... GAHAHA-
(LEEDS, YOU'RE FIRED!!!)
... HAHAHA.
(LEEDS, YOU'RE FIRED!!!)
... HAHAHA.
"I am actually already your Mayor, New York. I am currently running for President."
January 30, 2026 at 12:11 AM
YOU CAN TELL WE'VE BEEN OUT OF THE GAME FOR A WHILE... GAHAHA-
(LEEDS, YOU'RE FIRED!!!)
... HAHAHA.
(LEEDS, YOU'RE FIRED!!!)
... HAHAHA.
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#Queekisms
Kas you do know that by reviving that account you’ve basically started a forever war with me right?
It’s a principles thing.
Even if I am retired.
Kas you do know that by reviving that account you’ve basically started a forever war with me right?
It’s a principles thing.
Even if I am retired.
January 30, 2026 at 12:02 AM
#Queekisms
Kas you do know that by reviving that account you’ve basically started a forever war with me right?
It’s a principles thing.
Even if I am retired.
Kas you do know that by reviving that account you’ve basically started a forever war with me right?
It’s a principles thing.
Even if I am retired.
ROBBIE I CAN ALREADY HEAR THE QUARTERS RACKING UP!! THE SWEET SOUND OF VIOLINS, RICHES, FAME AND GLORY!!!
THE BUGLE IS BACK, AND THIS TIME-
WITH BREAKING NEWS!!! THE HOTTEST OF THE HOT!!
SPIDER-MAN. RACIST!!!
WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT IT?
BESIDES ME, OF COURSE.
GAHAHAHA!
THE BUGLE IS BACK, AND THIS TIME-
WITH BREAKING NEWS!!! THE HOTTEST OF THE HOT!!
SPIDER-MAN. RACIST!!!
WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT IT?
BESIDES ME, OF COURSE.
GAHAHAHA!
January 30, 2026 at 12:02 AM
ROBBIE I CAN ALREADY HEAR THE QUARTERS RACKING UP!! THE SWEET SOUND OF VIOLINS, RICHES, FAME AND GLORY!!!
THE BUGLE IS BACK, AND THIS TIME-
WITH BREAKING NEWS!!! THE HOTTEST OF THE HOT!!
SPIDER-MAN. RACIST!!!
WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT IT?
BESIDES ME, OF COURSE.
GAHAHAHA!
THE BUGLE IS BACK, AND THIS TIME-
WITH BREAKING NEWS!!! THE HOTTEST OF THE HOT!!
SPIDER-MAN. RACIST!!!
WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT IT?
BESIDES ME, OF COURSE.
GAHAHAHA!
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'm a mutant an' can confirm Peter's against mutants.
[ SNICKERING. ]
[ SNICKERING. ]
January 29, 2026 at 11:54 PM
'm a mutant an' can confirm Peter's against mutants.
[ SNICKERING. ]
[ SNICKERING. ]