Black Cat 🏳️🌈 (parody)
@badluckkitty.bsky.social
🐈 Seductive, egotistical, flirty, morally ambiguous.
🐈 Parody.
🐈⬛️ Ships with chemistry.
🐈 Bad luck powers.
🐈⬛️ Only 18+. NO MINORS!
🐈 Dark themes ahead.
🐈⬛️ Muse and mun are 33.
🐈 Same as before, people.
🐈⬛️ Bi.
🐈 Lewd is also earned.
🐈⬛️ Multiship.
#MVRP.
🐈 Parody.
🐈⬛️ Ships with chemistry.
🐈 Bad luck powers.
🐈⬛️ Only 18+. NO MINORS!
🐈 Dark themes ahead.
🐈⬛️ Muse and mun are 33.
🐈 Same as before, people.
🐈⬛️ Bi.
🐈 Lewd is also earned.
🐈⬛️ Multiship.
#MVRP.
Pinned
"The only one I can rely on is me."
"Khalid, can you tell me my fate in THIS number?"
She winks at @sonofpharaohs.bsky.social
She winks at @sonofpharaohs.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 8:56 AM
"Khalid, can you tell me my fate in THIS number?"
She winks at @sonofpharaohs.bsky.social
She winks at @sonofpharaohs.bsky.social
Reposted by Black Cat 🏳️🌈 (parody)
Gang gang cockatoos are always gonna put a smile on your dial
December 29, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Gang gang cockatoos are always gonna put a smile on your dial
"Attention: I need attention."
December 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
"Attention: I need attention."
"I am indeed bouncy."
a woman in a black suit stands in front of a spider man in a red suit
ALT: a woman in a black suit stands in front of a spider man in a red suit
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December 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
"I am indeed bouncy."
"Alright, alright. I'm sorry. My B. So what's up? What's on your agenda?"
“That’s NOT even.. okay thats not happening. Do you really think I’m so isolated that I’d lose focus-“
Head turns back to her. Catches a glimpse of her eyes..
“I already said I’m Peter, right?”
Head turns back to her. Catches a glimpse of her eyes..
“I already said I’m Peter, right?”
"I know. I just love imagining your little eye lenses fogging up. So cute!"
December 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"Alright, alright. I'm sorry. My B. So what's up? What's on your agenda?"
"I know. I just love imagining your little eye lenses fogging up. So cute!"
He took one peek then swiftly turned his head to the side. Good thing she couldn’t see him blushing.
“You don’t have to do that, you know. I’m already sold.”
“You don’t have to do that, you know. I’m already sold.”
"Most certainly, Spider."
She leans forward, exposing the tops of the girls.
"Oops." She says in a shameless voice.
She leans forward, exposing the tops of the girls.
"Oops." She says in a shameless voice.
December 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
"I know. I just love imagining your little eye lenses fogging up. So cute!"
"Most certainly, Spider."
She leans forward, exposing the tops of the girls.
"Oops." She says in a shameless voice.
She leans forward, exposing the tops of the girls.
"Oops." She says in a shameless voice.
“You certainly… are (otherworldly, cough) beautiful. And smart.. and mysterious..
Ah screw it. My name’s in the files anyways.” She extended his hand to her and slipped his mask up lightly to show the smile. “Peter Parker… friends?”
Ah screw it. My name’s in the files anyways.” She extended his hand to her and slipped his mask up lightly to show the smile. “Peter Parker… friends?”
"Felicia Hardy. And don't worry, despite how absolutely hot I am, I'm friendly." She giggled.
December 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
"Most certainly, Spider."
She leans forward, exposing the tops of the girls.
"Oops." She says in a shameless voice.
She leans forward, exposing the tops of the girls.
"Oops." She says in a shameless voice.
"Felicia Hardy. And don't worry, despite how absolutely hot I am, I'm friendly." She giggled.
His nervousness slowly melted into a smile back at her.
“So you’re telling me you’re not gonna have cops waiting for me down the street?” He chuckled. “Then I guess I can finally say it’s a pleasure to meet you, miss black cat?”
“So you’re telling me you’re not gonna have cops waiting for me down the street?” He chuckled. “Then I guess I can finally say it’s a pleasure to meet you, miss black cat?”
"Fuck. Well, as someone who has made her share of mistakes, I get it. But, as versions of you have told me, it's not what you did. It's about what you DO. And I know you're doing right. I believe it.
Keep following that big heart of yours."
She smiled warmly at him.
Keep following that big heart of yours."
She smiled warmly at him.
December 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
"Felicia Hardy. And don't worry, despite how absolutely hot I am, I'm friendly." She giggled.
"Fuck. Well, as someone who has made her share of mistakes, I get it. But, as versions of you have told me, it's not what you did. It's about what you DO. And I know you're doing right. I believe it.
Keep following that big heart of yours."
She smiled warmly at him.
Keep following that big heart of yours."
She smiled warmly at him.
“Im a fugitive. I’m wanted by the state on counts of domestic terrorism, and more.. but I promise you I’m not like that.”
December 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"Fuck. Well, as someone who has made her share of mistakes, I get it. But, as versions of you have told me, it's not what you did. It's about what you DO. And I know you're doing right. I believe it.
Keep following that big heart of yours."
She smiled warmly at him.
Keep following that big heart of yours."
She smiled warmly at him.
"Former thief of shiny jewels, fine art, and hearts, actually. Former mayor. Constant temptress if the situation is right. What about you, handsome?"
She took on a friendlier approach, backing up and flashing her trademark dazzling grin.
She took on a friendlier approach, backing up and flashing her trademark dazzling grin.
One eye perks up at that.
“So you’re a witch? (I knew it..)
And / not / an evil one?” He’s clumsily hushing another few steps back before that’s confirmed. His spider sense has short circuited.
“So you’re a witch? (I knew it..)
And / not / an evil one?” He’s clumsily hushing another few steps back before that’s confirmed. His spider sense has short circuited.
She giggles and circles him, tracing a clawed finger across his chest.
"I know. Black Cat. In your case, cutie, that's GOOD luck."
"I know. Black Cat. In your case, cutie, that's GOOD luck."
December 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
"Former thief of shiny jewels, fine art, and hearts, actually. Former mayor. Constant temptress if the situation is right. What about you, handsome?"
She took on a friendlier approach, backing up and flashing her trademark dazzling grin.
She took on a friendlier approach, backing up and flashing her trademark dazzling grin.
She giggles and circles him, tracing a clawed finger across his chest.
"I know. Black Cat. In your case, cutie, that's GOOD luck."
"I know. Black Cat. In your case, cutie, that's GOOD luck."
“O-oh..”
His entire body tenses up, he’s like a frozen statue. His mouth is barely opening to get the words out, just stammering away.
“I.. like helping…… people.”
……
Oh my god he couldn’t be doing worse.
His entire body tenses up, he’s like a frozen statue. His mouth is barely opening to get the words out, just stammering away.
“I.. like helping…… people.”
……
Oh my god he couldn’t be doing worse.
"Oh, most certainly...safer. You spiders always have some way of making me feel so secure."
She purrs and winks. She's been a bit out of practice, but better late than never!
She purrs and winks. She's been a bit out of practice, but better late than never!
December 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
She giggles and circles him, tracing a clawed finger across his chest.
"I know. Black Cat. In your case, cutie, that's GOOD luck."
"I know. Black Cat. In your case, cutie, that's GOOD luck."
"Oh, most certainly...safer. You spiders always have some way of making me feel so secure."
She purrs and winks. She's been a bit out of practice, but better late than never!
She purrs and winks. She's been a bit out of practice, but better late than never!
December 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
"Oh, most certainly...safer. You spiders always have some way of making me feel so secure."
She purrs and winks. She's been a bit out of practice, but better late than never!
She purrs and winks. She's been a bit out of practice, but better late than never!
@webbyswing.bsky.social
"You know, if I wasn't already a little cracked in the head, I'd be freaking out about another new Spidey."
"You know, if I wasn't already a little cracked in the head, I'd be freaking out about another new Spidey."
December 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
@webbyswing.bsky.social
"You know, if I wasn't already a little cracked in the head, I'd be freaking out about another new Spidey."
"You know, if I wasn't already a little cracked in the head, I'd be freaking out about another new Spidey."
"Another Spider. Can't imagine what he's seen."
December 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
"Another Spider. Can't imagine what he's seen."
"Peace on Earth and tidings of great joy to all."
December 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"Peace on Earth and tidings of great joy to all."
Reposted by Black Cat 🏳️🌈 (parody)
For all the mouse/duck/goof fans out there:
I truly believe it's time we start creating our own stories/comics/fanfics/etc. (public domain or not) with the toons we love, cuz now with a corpo that owns them fully investing in gen AI we need each other more than ever
I truly believe it's time we start creating our own stories/comics/fanfics/etc. (public domain or not) with the toons we love, cuz now with a corpo that owns them fully investing in gen AI we need each other more than ever
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
For all the mouse/duck/goof fans out there:
I truly believe it's time we start creating our own stories/comics/fanfics/etc. (public domain or not) with the toons we love, cuz now with a corpo that owns them fully investing in gen AI we need each other more than ever
I truly believe it's time we start creating our own stories/comics/fanfics/etc. (public domain or not) with the toons we love, cuz now with a corpo that owns them fully investing in gen AI we need each other more than ever
"Cap is on my Hear Me Out list."
December 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM
"Cap is on my Hear Me Out list."
"I have a gift for Superman: A night with yours truly."
December 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
"I have a gift for Superman: A night with yours truly."
"Kate Beckinsale in Underworld? Would."
December 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
"Kate Beckinsale in Underworld? Would."
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"Now that I think about it, how did MORBIUS get a movie before ME?! I mean, Jared Leto?! The chooch who helped kill the DCEU and Tron movies?! The cult leader?! Jesus fucking Christ! I have a great body and a perfect butt! I wear skintight leather! For fuck's sake..."
You're right
Sony does.
Sony does.
@parodydisney.bsky.social
"You don't own this kitty. No one does."
"You don't own this kitty. No one does."
December 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"Now that I think about it, how did MORBIUS get a movie before ME?! I mean, Jared Leto?! The chooch who helped kill the DCEU and Tron movies?! The cult leader?! Jesus fucking Christ! I have a great body and a perfect butt! I wear skintight leather! For fuck's sake..."
@parodydisney.bsky.social
"You don't own this kitty. No one does."
"You don't own this kitty. No one does."
December 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
@parodydisney.bsky.social
"You don't own this kitty. No one does."
"You don't own this kitty. No one does."
Reposted by Black Cat 🏳️🌈 (parody)
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December 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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