Black Cat 🏳️🌈 (parody)
@badluckkitty.bsky.social
🐈 Seductive, egotistical, flirty, morally ambiguous.
🐈 Parody.
🐈⬛️ Ships with chemistry.
🐈 Bad luck powers.
🐈⬛️ Only 18+. NO MINORS!
🐈 Dark themes ahead.
🐈⬛️ Muse and mun are 33.
🐈 Written by #Trashmouth.
🐈⬛️ Bi.
🐈 Lewd is also earned.
🐈⬛️ Multiship
#MVRP.
🐈 Parody.
🐈⬛️ Ships with chemistry.
🐈 Bad luck powers.
🐈⬛️ Only 18+. NO MINORS!
🐈 Dark themes ahead.
🐈⬛️ Muse and mun are 33.
🐈 Written by #Trashmouth.
🐈⬛️ Bi.
🐈 Lewd is also earned.
🐈⬛️ Multiship
#MVRP.
Pinned
"The only one I can rely on is me."
"You look fine! Plus, not everyone can have my genetics."
"You're bi?! That's awesome!
Oh, and don't worry about your outfit. It definitely suits you. And that hair? Wow!
Wish mine could do that."
Oh, and don't worry about your outfit. It definitely suits you. And that hair? Wow!
Wish mine could do that."
"Oh! Dude, I'm bi! But it just wouldn't look as good on my suit. Kinda clash with the black."
February 18, 2026 at 8:29 PM
"You look fine! Plus, not everyone can have my genetics."
"Oh! Dude, I'm bi! But it just wouldn't look as good on my suit. Kinda clash with the black."
"Not at all, I'm happy to explain! See, well, I'm Pansexual, so I took the colors of the flag, made some adjustments and-"
She gestures to her suit.
"Here we are."
She gestures to her suit.
"Here we are."
"Is it prying if I ask?"
February 18, 2026 at 8:16 PM
"Oh! Dude, I'm bi! But it just wouldn't look as good on my suit. Kinda clash with the black."
"Well, you, me, and a lot of other things."
"Like what? My curiosity is at an all time high right now."
"Who knows? That depends on a variety of factors."
February 18, 2026 at 8:07 PM
"Well, you, me, and a lot of other things."
"Is it prying if I ask?"
"Ah, c'mon, you flatter me! Haha, but thank you, my colors actually have sort of... a funny origin to them."
@kaydadavis.bsky.social
"I love the colors of your suit! Right!"
"I love the colors of your suit! Right!"
February 18, 2026 at 8:07 PM
"Is it prying if I ask?"
"Who knows? That depends on a variety of factors."
"Thanks, Felicia. That means a lot. But now I'm wondering what happens next. Is this a one time deal or a regular thing?"
"Or a lot worse. Trust me. But the fact that it took this long is commendable. You're a good man, Plas."
February 18, 2026 at 8:03 PM
"Who knows? That depends on a variety of factors."
"Or a lot worse. Trust me. But the fact that it took this long is commendable. You're a good man, Plas."
"You're welcome. I wasn't about to just lay one on you out of the blue. A person can get smacked for doing that."
"Noted. And thank you for respecting my boundaries. That goes a long way."
February 18, 2026 at 7:58 PM
"Or a lot worse. Trust me. But the fact that it took this long is commendable. You're a good man, Plas."
"Noted. And thank you for respecting my boundaries. That goes a long way."
"I didn't know if you'd let me. I'll be honest, I'm terrible at reading signals. I need road signs."
"Was that so hard?"
February 18, 2026 at 7:54 PM
"Noted. And thank you for respecting my boundaries. That goes a long way."
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February 18, 2026 at 7:48 PM
"Was that so hard?"
He raises an eyebrow and shrugs. "Alright." He walks over, puts his arms around her, and kisses her lips
"So stop playing around."
February 18, 2026 at 7:49 PM
"Was that so hard?"
"So stop playing around."
"Very direct of you. Yes, yes I do."
"Plas, I gotta know. Do you want to kiss me?"
February 18, 2026 at 5:42 PM
"So stop playing around."
"Plas, I gotta know. Do you want to kiss me?"
"Gotcha. That's a good way to get the energy out. I usually do the same thing. I also go dancing."
"I put most of that energy into rearranging the faces of bad guys."
February 18, 2026 at 5:39 PM
"Plas, I gotta know. Do you want to kiss me?"
"I put most of that energy into rearranging the faces of bad guys."
"Well that's good."
"Nah, it's on rare occasions."
February 18, 2026 at 12:13 AM
"I put most of that energy into rearranging the faces of bad guys."
"Nah, it's on rare occasions."
"I can only imagine. A few nights a week, sure. I get that. But every night sounds exhausting."
"I'm joking. Not every night. That would be annoying."
February 18, 2026 at 12:10 AM
"Nah, it's on rare occasions."
"I'm joking. Not every night. That would be annoying."
"Every night? Must be frustrating."
"Every night."
February 18, 2026 at 12:05 AM
"I'm joking. Not every night. That would be annoying."
"Every night."
"Feeling feisty tonight, Cat?"
February 17, 2026 at 11:59 PM
"Every night."
"Mmm..."
"There is nothing to refute, I don't even smell bad!"
"So you didn't really refute it."
February 17, 2026 at 8:01 PM
"Mmm..."
"So you didn't really refute it."
"THAT IS A LIE!"
"Supergirl never showers. She just sits in an empty shower and dozes off."
February 17, 2026 at 5:39 PM
"So you didn't really refute it."
"Supergirl never showers. She just sits in an empty shower and dozes off."
February 17, 2026 at 5:29 PM
"Supergirl never showers. She just sits in an empty shower and dozes off."
"Yup."
This is going to be a known thing now... isn't it?
February 16, 2026 at 3:53 PM
"Yup."
February 16, 2026 at 3:46 PM
"Well, well. The hard-boiled turtle slapper himself, Spider-Noir."
February 16, 2026 at 4:12 AM
"Well, well. The hard-boiled turtle slapper himself, Spider-Noir."
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Official logo for DC’s ‘Lanterns’ series 📺
February 16, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Official logo for DC’s ‘Lanterns’ series 📺
"Supergirl kinda cute."
February 15, 2026 at 5:27 PM
"Supergirl kinda cute."
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