DaGools
@dagools.bsky.social
Living anachronism - straight white protestant male who will never ever vote MAGA, hate, intolerance, bigotry, oppression, isolationism,or fascism.
Got four jabs today: shingles, latest COVID, MMR, and pneumonia. Suck it, RFK, jr. I’ve got more 5G chips than any y’all!
In a related story, I feel tired and sore. That, however, beats how I’d feel with any of the diseases I’ve vaccinated against.
Perhaps the key is to vax, not beheading whales.
In a related story, I feel tired and sore. That, however, beats how I’d feel with any of the diseases I’ve vaccinated against.
Perhaps the key is to vax, not beheading whales.
April 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Got four jabs today: shingles, latest COVID, MMR, and pneumonia. Suck it, RFK, jr. I’ve got more 5G chips than any y’all!
In a related story, I feel tired and sore. That, however, beats how I’d feel with any of the diseases I’ve vaccinated against.
Perhaps the key is to vax, not beheading whales.
In a related story, I feel tired and sore. That, however, beats how I’d feel with any of the diseases I’ve vaccinated against.
Perhaps the key is to vax, not beheading whales.
Eggs up over $1.25 since Trump took office. Perhaps the orange one promised what can’t be delivered.
February 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Eggs up over $1.25 since Trump took office. Perhaps the orange one promised what can’t be delivered.
I’ve discovered that replacing NPR’s All Things Considered with a medley of Prince songs is a surprisingly effective way to reduce anxiety. Alphabet Street and Raspberry Beret are just so cheerful!
January 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I’ve discovered that replacing NPR’s All Things Considered with a medley of Prince songs is a surprisingly effective way to reduce anxiety. Alphabet Street and Raspberry Beret are just so cheerful!
And so, Idiocracy 2.0 begins. I hate sequels.
January 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
And so, Idiocracy 2.0 begins. I hate sequels.
And eggs are $4.50 per dozen. Better start laying some orange eggs, Donald.
January 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
And eggs are $4.50 per dozen. Better start laying some orange eggs, Donald.
So, first tiny hands, then tiny hands, then a tiny crowd on the National Mall. Guess it makes sense to have an indoor inauguration so the tiny crowd *looks* big.
January 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
So, first tiny hands, then tiny hands, then a tiny crowd on the National Mall. Guess it makes sense to have an indoor inauguration so the tiny crowd *looks* big.
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Donald Trump is quid pro quo’ng wildfire disaster aid.
Unfuckingbelievable.
Unfuckingbelievable.
January 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Donald Trump is quid pro quo’ng wildfire disaster aid.
Unfuckingbelievable.
Unfuckingbelievable.
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I did, in fact, say this, and it is, unfortunately, in fact, true
January 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I did, in fact, say this, and it is, unfortunately, in fact, true
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I cannot believe we are relitigating, in the United States Senate, whether women are equal, but here we are.
January 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I cannot believe we are relitigating, in the United States Senate, whether women are equal, but here we are.
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Can you believe this? On Monday, House Speaker Mike Johnson told CNN’s Manu Raju that he believes there should be “conditions” on the federal aid being offered to California after the tragic wildfires in Los Angeles County.
newrepublic.com/post/190179/...
newrepublic.com/post/190179/...
Mike Johnson Vows to Hold Aid to California Hostage After Deadly Fires
Republicans, in the peak of cruelty, are turning the L.A. fires into a political bargaining chip.
newrepublic.com
January 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Can you believe this? On Monday, House Speaker Mike Johnson told CNN’s Manu Raju that he believes there should be “conditions” on the federal aid being offered to California after the tragic wildfires in Los Angeles County.
newrepublic.com/post/190179/...
newrepublic.com/post/190179/...
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Hadn’t thought of it that way before…
January 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Hadn’t thought of it that way before…
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What did the atheist beaver say when he died and went to hell?
"Well I'll be dammed."
"Well I'll be dammed."
January 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
What did the atheist beaver say when he died and went to hell?
"Well I'll be dammed."
"Well I'll be dammed."
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Let’s see - I’m being sentenced for 34 felonies on Friday, I’ve nominated a bunch of unschooled idiots for my cabinet, and I owe E Jean $483 million. What can I distract the idiots with?
January 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Let’s see - I’m being sentenced for 34 felonies on Friday, I’ve nominated a bunch of unschooled idiots for my cabinet, and I owe E Jean $483 million. What can I distract the idiots with?
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Welcome to idiocracy.
January 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Welcome to idiocracy.
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Man, Jeff Bezos really did bring in these idiots to kill off the @washingtonpost.com
They censored an @anntelnaes.bsky.social political cartoon. So she quit
Time to financially punish not just the Post but Amazon anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...
They censored an @anntelnaes.bsky.social political cartoon. So she quit
Time to financially punish not just the Post but Amazon anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...
Why I'm quitting the Washington Post
Democracy can't function without a free press
anntelnaes.substack.com
January 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Man, Jeff Bezos really did bring in these idiots to kill off the @washingtonpost.com
They censored an @anntelnaes.bsky.social political cartoon. So she quit
Time to financially punish not just the Post but Amazon anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...
They censored an @anntelnaes.bsky.social political cartoon. So she quit
Time to financially punish not just the Post but Amazon anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...
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"The bosom of America is open to receive not only the opulent & respectable Stranger but the oppressed & persecuted of all Nations & Religions; whom we shall welcome to a participation of all our rights & privileges"
-George Washington
-George Washington
January 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"The bosom of America is open to receive not only the opulent & respectable Stranger but the oppressed & persecuted of all Nations & Religions; whom we shall welcome to a participation of all our rights & privileges"
-George Washington
-George Washington
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Judge Merchan: "Binding precedent does not provide that an individual, upon becoming President, can retroactively dismiss or vacate prior criminal acts nor does it grant blanket Presidential-elect immunity. This Court is therefore forbidden from recognizing either form of immunity."
January 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Judge Merchan: "Binding precedent does not provide that an individual, upon becoming President, can retroactively dismiss or vacate prior criminal acts nor does it grant blanket Presidential-elect immunity. This Court is therefore forbidden from recognizing either form of immunity."
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OMG, it is fitting.
January 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
OMG, it is fitting.
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Say it louder
January 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Say it louder