Dadscargojorts
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Boner City Limits 🔞
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"Visions of Sugarplums"
So back in my funemployment days, I was really into facepainting & makeup. I did Sugarplum Fairy inspired lewk with this pretty wine colored paint. Bored, I painted the rest of body with it. & here we are! This was before I found out sugarplums have nothing to do with plums
So back in my funemployment days, I was really into facepainting & makeup. I did Sugarplum Fairy inspired lewk with this pretty wine colored paint. Bored, I painted the rest of body with it. & here we are! This was before I found out sugarplums have nothing to do with plums
December 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"Visions of Sugarplums"
So back in my funemployment days, I was really into facepainting & makeup. I did Sugarplum Fairy inspired lewk with this pretty wine colored paint. Bored, I painted the rest of body with it. & here we are! This was before I found out sugarplums have nothing to do with plums
So back in my funemployment days, I was really into facepainting & makeup. I did Sugarplum Fairy inspired lewk with this pretty wine colored paint. Bored, I painted the rest of body with it. & here we are! This was before I found out sugarplums have nothing to do with plums
I survived a quad (two days of doubles) I slept so good today. Now a triple to go and I have a full 24 hours off.
December 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I survived a quad (two days of doubles) I slept so good today. Now a triple to go and I have a full 24 hours off.
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You look tired, why don't you rest your head for a while?
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
You look tired, why don't you rest your head for a while?
Love my post work walks
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Love my post work walks
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i love my gay little internet friends
November 29, 2025 at 7:52 AM
i love my gay little internet friends
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Sometimes tall guys are really fuckin' bendy. @iamgray429.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Sometimes tall guys are really fuckin' bendy. @iamgray429.com
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Look at all the gray hair in my chest. 🦦🩷
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Look at all the gray hair in my chest. 🦦🩷
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Whether you’re getting stuffed or doing the stuffing, Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃🧡
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Whether you’re getting stuffed or doing the stuffing, Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃🧡
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Can I come over and play with your bush? 🥰
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Can I come over and play with your bush? 🥰
I need to get all the crotches in my pants reinforced with steel i
I stg. My massive dong can't be contained by mere cotton.
I stg. My massive dong can't be contained by mere cotton.
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I need to get all the crotches in my pants reinforced with steel i
I stg. My massive dong can't be contained by mere cotton.
I stg. My massive dong can't be contained by mere cotton.
I clean up pretty well! First day orientation, wish me luck!
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I clean up pretty well! First day orientation, wish me luck!
Sun lit beauties ✨️ ☀️
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Sun lit beauties ✨️ ☀️
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Happy Dadurday, kittens.
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Happy Dadurday, kittens.
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When the world says ‘stay,’ You goooo 🚀💥
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
When the world says ‘stay,’ You goooo 🚀💥
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First #TummyTuesday post 🐻❄️. I wanted to try it out, am I doing this thing right?
Happy #TummyTuesday yall!
Happy #TummyTuesday yall!
November 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
First #TummyTuesday post 🐻❄️. I wanted to try it out, am I doing this thing right?
Happy #TummyTuesday yall!
Happy #TummyTuesday yall!
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So I may be a bit horned today 😵💫
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
So I may be a bit horned today 😵💫
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good morning, horny morning people
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
good morning, horny morning people
Well today was my last day at my job. I've worked for the same company since I moved to Charleston and it feels so weird.
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Well today was my last day at my job. I've worked for the same company since I moved to Charleston and it feels so weird.