SolidDad🈵
@dadgrillsolid.bsky.social
I'm just here to say funny things and occasional serious things.
Fuck you, follow me.
Fuck you, follow me.
Guys the weather froze my balls to the fucking porch again
January 15, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Guys the weather froze my balls to the fucking porch again
Little bit weird I can say "I disagree with the infant murderers" and still have to clarify which ones.
January 14, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Little bit weird I can say "I disagree with the infant murderers" and still have to clarify which ones.
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My doctors keep hiding meds in my food so I stop trying to get to the creamy nougat inside my skeleton.
January 3, 2024 at 2:20 PM
My doctors keep hiding meds in my food so I stop trying to get to the creamy nougat inside my skeleton.
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Girls on these dating apps are moving too fast. Back and forth like motion blur. Your unoriginal-ass angel wings tattoo looks like baby Yoda's head.
December 31, 2023 at 4:50 PM
Girls on these dating apps are moving too fast. Back and forth like motion blur. Your unoriginal-ass angel wings tattoo looks like baby Yoda's head.
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I've just been informed that when a lot of you people mention prog you are not in fact referring to prog rock, the music.
My bad.
My bad.
December 24, 2023 at 11:10 AM
I've just been informed that when a lot of you people mention prog you are not in fact referring to prog rock, the music.
My bad.
My bad.
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If you've ALSO foolishly cracked the bottle your Christmas whiskey came in, I"ve discovered you can easily pour out the remainder into a tupperware container for later use.
December 25, 2023 at 3:15 PM
If you've ALSO foolishly cracked the bottle your Christmas whiskey came in, I"ve discovered you can easily pour out the remainder into a tupperware container for later use.
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Merry Christmas, if you're into that kinda thing 🫶🏻😘 Otherwise, happy Monday loves
December 25, 2023 at 2:29 PM
Merry Christmas, if you're into that kinda thing 🫶🏻😘 Otherwise, happy Monday loves
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people who use the bottom of soup ladles to do non-soup things: just who do you think you are
December 22, 2023 at 4:07 PM
people who use the bottom of soup ladles to do non-soup things: just who do you think you are
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I'm out of my mind, got my frequent flayer miles built up. Sending thoughts and prayers but Jirard the completionist hasn't donated them yet.
December 20, 2023 at 2:51 AM
I'm out of my mind, got my frequent flayer miles built up. Sending thoughts and prayers but Jirard the completionist hasn't donated them yet.
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Cannot keep up with the new sex stuff
December 14, 2023 at 8:10 PM
Cannot keep up with the new sex stuff
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I've only been to one doctor and his name is pepper.
I am in immense pain.
I am in immense pain.
December 13, 2023 at 4:05 AM
I've only been to one doctor and his name is pepper.
I am in immense pain.
I am in immense pain.
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Stopped by for a bite at an ass eatery off the highway. Said they only accepted cards no cash. It's a mad world folks.
December 11, 2023 at 2:12 AM
Stopped by for a bite at an ass eatery off the highway. Said they only accepted cards no cash. It's a mad world folks.
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Nephew came out to me as a hufflepuff, whatever that is. Not sure if I should tell their parents. I'm just glad they have someone to open up to about this.
December 11, 2023 at 9:37 AM
Nephew came out to me as a hufflepuff, whatever that is. Not sure if I should tell their parents. I'm just glad they have someone to open up to about this.
I use the term gooning in both the common internet sense, and also in the sense of practicing being a goon for a crime boss. Interchangably. You can't stop me.
December 12, 2023 at 1:47 PM
I use the term gooning in both the common internet sense, and also in the sense of practicing being a goon for a crime boss. Interchangably. You can't stop me.
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They admire me like a stalactite cuz I've been dripping for millions of years.
December 10, 2023 at 2:35 AM
They admire me like a stalactite cuz I've been dripping for millions of years.
Watching people on Bluesky in leftist spaces try to in- and out-group a near limitless spectrum of takes is the real boulder up the hill.
December 8, 2023 at 12:45 AM
Watching people on Bluesky in leftist spaces try to in- and out-group a near limitless spectrum of takes is the real boulder up the hill.
The "NOT A MUTE LIST" mute list really has me scratching my head.
December 7, 2023 at 3:04 AM
The "NOT A MUTE LIST" mute list really has me scratching my head.
When are we going to be able to schedule posts, so I can make absolutely dog ass decisions days in the future.
December 6, 2023 at 4:34 AM
When are we going to be able to schedule posts, so I can make absolutely dog ass decisions days in the future.
If Superman were real, he would have gone down a pipeline and started killing people by now.
December 6, 2023 at 4:21 AM
If Superman were real, he would have gone down a pipeline and started killing people by now.
Whenever somebody tells me they are Blatino I assume they mean mixed race, but ultimately a tiny bit of me hopes that it's just somebody with a very funny Italian mobster name. Tony Blatino.
December 6, 2023 at 4:06 AM
Whenever somebody tells me they are Blatino I assume they mean mixed race, but ultimately a tiny bit of me hopes that it's just somebody with a very funny Italian mobster name. Tony Blatino.