Not Quite Satan But Close
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"We'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no ones been. Spiral out, keep going."
- Motherfucking TOOL
- Motherfucking TOOL
I'm so nervous. I think I may puke.
I am so excited to watch The Detroit Lions go into Jerry's World tonight and hand The Dallas Cowboys their first home loss of the season.
ONE PRIDE BABY!
ONE PRIDE BABY!
December 31, 2023 at 3:17 AM
I'm so nervous. I think I may puke.
I am so excited to watch The Detroit Lions go into Jerry's World tonight and hand The Dallas Cowboys their first home loss of the season.
ONE PRIDE BABY!
ONE PRIDE BABY!
December 30, 2023 at 10:42 PM
I am so excited to watch The Detroit Lions go into Jerry's World tonight and hand The Dallas Cowboys their first home loss of the season.
ONE PRIDE BABY!
ONE PRIDE BABY!
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Dems: “But what can Biden even do about [student loan debt, climate crisis, abortion rights, ending the drug war, etc]??
“He has to work with congress, do you even know how government works you child? You imbecile? You Russian Troll? Grow the F up okay??”
5 min later:
“He has to work with congress, do you even know how government works you child? You imbecile? You Russian Troll? Grow the F up okay??”
5 min later:
The Biden administration once more bypasses Congress on an emergency weapons sale to Israel
The Biden administration once more bypasses Congress on an emergency weapons sale to Israel
For the second time this month, the Biden administration is bypassing Congress to approve an emergency weapons sale to Israel.
apnews.com
December 30, 2023 at 10:09 AM
Dems: “But what can Biden even do about [student loan debt, climate crisis, abortion rights, ending the drug war, etc]??
“He has to work with congress, do you even know how government works you child? You imbecile? You Russian Troll? Grow the F up okay??”
5 min later:
“He has to work with congress, do you even know how government works you child? You imbecile? You Russian Troll? Grow the F up okay??”
5 min later:
Hey #Foodsky. Rate my Apple Dutch Baby for sex appeal. It was delicious!
Here is the recipe for those interested. It was easy peasy!
www.thekitchn.com/german-apple...
Here is the recipe for those interested. It was easy peasy!
www.thekitchn.com/german-apple...
December 28, 2023 at 2:00 PM
Hey #Foodsky. Rate my Apple Dutch Baby for sex appeal. It was delicious!
Here is the recipe for those interested. It was easy peasy!
www.thekitchn.com/german-apple...
Here is the recipe for those interested. It was easy peasy!
www.thekitchn.com/german-apple...
I’m an extremely honest thinker who isn’t beholden to anyone and has a lot of hands-on life experience at a quirkily wide array of activities.
December 25, 2023 at 9:06 PM
I’m an extremely honest thinker who isn’t beholden to anyone and has a lot of hands-on life experience at a quirkily wide array of activities.
Santa,
Tell ur reindeer not 2 fly my way
Tell your reindeer not 2 touch down here
If they do they'll be blown away,
Santa!
Santa,
Can U keep elves in the dark 4 life?
Can U enslave them for eternity?
Oh, Santa.
Santa!
I'm gonna dick Mrs. Claus down tonight.
Gonna show her my world.
Oh, Santa!
Tell ur reindeer not 2 fly my way
Tell your reindeer not 2 touch down here
If they do they'll be blown away,
Santa!
Santa,
Can U keep elves in the dark 4 life?
Can U enslave them for eternity?
Oh, Santa.
Santa!
I'm gonna dick Mrs. Claus down tonight.
Gonna show her my world.
Oh, Santa!
December 25, 2023 at 8:34 PM
Santa,
Tell ur reindeer not 2 fly my way
Tell your reindeer not 2 touch down here
If they do they'll be blown away,
Santa!
Santa,
Can U keep elves in the dark 4 life?
Can U enslave them for eternity?
Oh, Santa.
Santa!
I'm gonna dick Mrs. Claus down tonight.
Gonna show her my world.
Oh, Santa!
Tell ur reindeer not 2 fly my way
Tell your reindeer not 2 touch down here
If they do they'll be blown away,
Santa!
Santa,
Can U keep elves in the dark 4 life?
Can U enslave them for eternity?
Oh, Santa.
Santa!
I'm gonna dick Mrs. Claus down tonight.
Gonna show her my world.
Oh, Santa!
I survived working 68 hours last week between Monday and Friday. Please clap.
December 25, 2023 at 8:18 PM
I survived working 68 hours last week between Monday and Friday. Please clap.
What an interception by Love! Thank you Seattle Seahawks!
Love,
One Pride
Love,
One Pride
December 19, 2023 at 4:21 AM
What an interception by Love! Thank you Seattle Seahawks!
Love,
One Pride
Love,
One Pride
I'm so glad this is the last week before Christmas shut down at our plant! And I only have to work 13 hours a day to get through this week! Hell yeag!
December 18, 2023 at 1:00 PM
I'm so glad this is the last week before Christmas shut down at our plant! And I only have to work 13 hours a day to get through this week! Hell yeag!
The Captain is Captaining very Captainishly today and I agree with him.
In order to get more funding for bombs to Ukraine Israel and Taiwan the Biden administration is proposing that they accept extreme anti-immigration measures and yet you people are scream hysterically about Trump's anti-immigrant rhetoric.
This is why no one cares what you have to say.
This is why no one cares what you have to say.
December 17, 2023 at 2:55 PM
The Captain is Captaining very Captainishly today and I agree with him.
Our Lions are 10-4 and gonna clinch the division next week! Where is The Pride at? One Pride baby!
December 17, 2023 at 4:21 AM
Our Lions are 10-4 and gonna clinch the division next week! Where is The Pride at? One Pride baby!
3 for LaPorta! I say God damn!
December 17, 2023 at 4:15 AM
3 for LaPorta! I say God damn!
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Please, any help getting eyes on this would be wonderful.
I have come to realize I will need desperate help with my upcoming rent on the 5th due to me being extremely sick recently, and missing a ton of work. I only get paid every two weeks, and I've practically missed an entire paycheck. I want me and my pets to have a home, and I feel horrible about this
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December 14, 2023 at 5:12 PM
Please, any help getting eyes on this would be wonderful.
Dear Detroit Lions,
I have always loved you, yet you have hurt me so many times in the past. Please don't hurt me anymore.
Love,
Me
I have always loved you, yet you have hurt me so many times in the past. Please don't hurt me anymore.
Love,
Me
December 17, 2023 at 3:38 AM
Dear Detroit Lions,
I have always loved you, yet you have hurt me so many times in the past. Please don't hurt me anymore.
Love,
Me
I have always loved you, yet you have hurt me so many times in the past. Please don't hurt me anymore.
Love,
Me
What's a dumb movie you will always stan?
Mine is Swiss Army Man. Pure fucking madness. The whole concept is dumb as fuck, but it works so well!
Mine is Swiss Army Man. Pure fucking madness. The whole concept is dumb as fuck, but it works so well!
December 17, 2023 at 3:23 AM
What's a dumb movie you will always stan?
Mine is Swiss Army Man. Pure fucking madness. The whole concept is dumb as fuck, but it works so well!
Mine is Swiss Army Man. Pure fucking madness. The whole concept is dumb as fuck, but it works so well!
I don't know shit about Gundam, but I'm a grown ass adult and I will hang my hat on this statement: Three Dollar Bill Y'all by Limp Bizkit was and still is a fucking great metal album.
December 17, 2023 at 3:05 AM
I don't know shit about Gundam, but I'm a grown ass adult and I will hang my hat on this statement: Three Dollar Bill Y'all by Limp Bizkit was and still is a fucking great metal album.
I like my women like I like my transit systems:
Nation wide and easy to ride.
Nation wide and easy to ride.
I like my women like I like my transit systems:
Adequately funded and well maintained.
Adequately funded and well maintained.
I like my women like I like my transit systems: elevated and electric
December 16, 2023 at 2:28 PM
I like my women like I like my transit systems:
Nation wide and easy to ride.
Nation wide and easy to ride.
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All The Propaganda Is Splattering Against A Solid Wall Of Reality
The western empire churns out propaganda narratives about what Israel is doing, and those narratives are crashing headlong into raw video footage and concrete facts in ways you don't often see.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/all-the-pr...
The western empire churns out propaganda narratives about what Israel is doing, and those narratives are crashing headlong into raw video footage and concrete facts in ways you don't often see.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/all-the-pr...
All The Propaganda Is Splattering Against A Solid Wall Of Reality
Listen to a reading of this article (reading by Tim Foley): Humans inhabit two very different worlds simultaneously: the real world and the narrative world. The world of concrete material reality, and...
www.caitlinjohnst.one
December 16, 2023 at 11:59 AM
All The Propaganda Is Splattering Against A Solid Wall Of Reality
The western empire churns out propaganda narratives about what Israel is doing, and those narratives are crashing headlong into raw video footage and concrete facts in ways you don't often see.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/all-the-pr...
The western empire churns out propaganda narratives about what Israel is doing, and those narratives are crashing headlong into raw video footage and concrete facts in ways you don't often see.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/all-the-pr...
Hell yeah
D&D actual play series Dimension 20 returns to its original setting for Fantasy High Junior Year
Hi, intrepid heroes.
www.pcgamer.com
December 15, 2023 at 5:03 PM
Hell yeah
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I still think about this tweet every day
December 15, 2023 at 2:02 PM
I still think about this tweet every day
What the actual fuck got into the Las Vegas Raiders tonight?
December 15, 2023 at 4:36 AM
What the actual fuck got into the Las Vegas Raiders tonight?
Them: “did you bring protection?”
Me: “I always do!”
[Pulls out a trained fighting rooster ]
Me: “I always do!”
[Pulls out a trained fighting rooster ]
Then: Did you bring protection
Me: "I always do" [pulls out an extra travel project] 🧶
Me: "I always do" [pulls out an extra travel project] 🧶
Them: “did you bring protection?”
Me: “I always do!”
[pulls out a tin foil hat]
Me: “I always do!”
[pulls out a tin foil hat]
December 14, 2023 at 4:12 PM
Them: “did you bring protection?”
Me: “I always do!”
[Pulls out a trained fighting rooster ]
Me: “I always do!”
[Pulls out a trained fighting rooster ]
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If you’re using Amazon this holiday season, you can send your last driver a $5 tip at no cost to you.
Search “thank my driver” in the app.
Even if you don’t like Amazon, this is a great way to help them give their money to the workers who deserve it.
Tell your friends.
Search “thank my driver” in the app.
Even if you don’t like Amazon, this is a great way to help them give their money to the workers who deserve it.
Tell your friends.
December 14, 2023 at 1:45 PM
If you’re using Amazon this holiday season, you can send your last driver a $5 tip at no cost to you.
Search “thank my driver” in the app.
Even if you don’t like Amazon, this is a great way to help them give their money to the workers who deserve it.
Tell your friends.
Search “thank my driver” in the app.
Even if you don’t like Amazon, this is a great way to help them give their money to the workers who deserve it.
Tell your friends.
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Hey folks—if you type “thank my driver” in the search bar on Amazon, and click the “Thank my driver” bar that pops up after you search, they are tipping the driver of your recent order $5.
I’m shocked, but it works.
Please tip delivery workers, especially at this time of year.
I’m shocked, but it works.
Please tip delivery workers, especially at this time of year.
December 14, 2023 at 2:33 AM
Hey folks—if you type “thank my driver” in the search bar on Amazon, and click the “Thank my driver” bar that pops up after you search, they are tipping the driver of your recent order $5.
I’m shocked, but it works.
Please tip delivery workers, especially at this time of year.
I’m shocked, but it works.
Please tip delivery workers, especially at this time of year.