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daddytoots.bsky.social
Not Quite Satan But Close
@daddytoots.bsky.social
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"We'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no ones been. Spiral out, keep going."
- Motherfucking TOOL
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Hey #Foodsky. Rate my Apple Dutch Baby for sex appeal. It was delicious!

Here is the recipe for those interested. It was easy peasy!

www.thekitchn.com/german-apple...
An image of my apple Dutch Baby. It is an eggy pancake with caramelized apples. Slightly chewy/slightly crispy and brown around the edges. Custards and soft in the middle. Topped with powdered sugar and just sweet enough it doesn't need syrup. This thing was phenomenal.
December 28, 2023 at 2:00 PM
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I’m an extremely honest thinker who isn’t beholden to anyone and has a lot of hands-on life experience at a quirkily wide array of activities.
An image of the Marquise de Sade
December 25, 2023 at 9:06 PM
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What's a dumb movie you will always stan?

Mine is Swiss Army Man. Pure fucking madness. The whole concept is dumb as fuck, but it works so well!
An image of the movie poster for "Swiss army man"
December 17, 2023 at 3:23 AM
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I don't know shit about Gundam, but I'm a grown ass adult and I will hang my hat on this statement: Three Dollar Bill Y'all by Limp Bizkit was and still is a fucking great metal album.
An image of the album "Three Dollar Bill Y'all" by limp bizkit
December 17, 2023 at 3:05 AM
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An image of our cat "Monkey". He is just a little guy. Grey, brown, white, and cream colors on his face with black stripes. He is eepy.
December 15, 2023 at 2:56 PM
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Here is a sunset picture from a few nights ago when I was at work.
A picture of sunset. Lots of pinks and purples. Looks like cotton candy.
December 8, 2023 at 12:52 PM
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Absolutely stunning sunset at my work.
A picture of the sunset with the shop I work at in the foreground and a beautiful sky of pinks, purples, blues, and grey.
December 6, 2023 at 10:26 PM
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I am not sure if the timing with this mugshot and the movie Smile line up, but I'll be goddamned if this isn't the exact same look.
An image of a woman from the movie "Smile".
December 4, 2023 at 9:33 PM
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What would y'all say of you knew this woman said she practiced this smile for 2 hours, in anticipation of her mugshot being taken? What look is she trying to convey? What are your thoughts?
An image of a woman who is smiling in a very weird way.
December 4, 2023 at 9:25 PM
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Don't be so salty.
An image of the university of Michigan "M" with the words "Hail tonthe victors" above it.
December 3, 2023 at 3:59 AM
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Will Graham from the series Hannibal.
An image of Will Graham from the series Hannibal.
December 3, 2023 at 3:44 AM
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An image
December 3, 2023 at 12:55 AM
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I'm thinking about KM just to hunt down Kissinger in the afterlife so i can torture him for all eternity. If only I wasn't so devoted to my wife and son!
An image of Calculon from the show Futurama saying "why?!?!?!?"
November 30, 2023 at 3:26 AM
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An image of death playing the claw machine game with Kissinger hanging from the claw. Drath is saying "Satan! You won't believe who I finally got for you!"
November 30, 2023 at 2:59 AM
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Thats sweet! My lovely wife bought this for me for last Christmas. I think you'll like it...
An image of a toy Capt. Spaulding from the house of 1000 corpses movie.
November 27, 2023 at 9:15 PM
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This could get me on a few mod lists and possibly cost me some moots, but I can't help myself when it comes to memes. I'm glad you enjoy memes too. This one only took me about 15 seconds to find. Hope you like it!
An image of Volodymyr Zelensky with the word "punked" across his forhead next to an image of Vladimir Putin with the words "Hey bro, you mad?" underneath.
November 27, 2023 at 8:58 PM
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Hail to the Victors, baby!
Ash Williams in front of A U of M flag.
November 25, 2023 at 8:23 PM
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Screen grab of posters Bluesky acct
November 24, 2023 at 1:36 PM
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Brooklyn dad. Trash ass neo lib blue maga.
November 22, 2023 at 4:44 PM
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The only campaign promise Joe Biden has kept.
An image of a news article from Salon that quotes Joe Biden telling rich donors at a fundraising event during his 2020 presidential campaign that no one's standard of living will change, nothing will fundamentally change."
November 21, 2023 at 4:25 PM
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please post what you'll wear when you become dictator. This is mine:
An image of Ricky wearing a black and white patterned buttondown shirt and black pants, from the show Trailer Park Boys.
November 20, 2023 at 3:50 PM
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An image of Wayne and Garth that says "we're not worthy"
November 17, 2023 at 4:41 AM
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Name a band you’ve seen live with a pic.

Here's 4 more good ones as far as live performances go.
An image of the band Amigo the Devil An image of the band Insane Clown Posse An image of the band Slayer An image of the band Slipknot
November 15, 2023 at 4:41 PM
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Name a band you’ve seen live with a pic

These were the 4 that popped in my head immediately. Some of the best live shows I have ever seen. The list could be hundred of bands long.
An image of the band Behemoth An image of the band Gwar An image of the band Rammstein An image of the band Tool
November 15, 2023 at 4:36 PM
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Made a new friend a few days ago. He has the Bald Eagle equivalent of Resting Bitch Face. His name is Bosco.
A menacing looking adolescent (I believe male) Bald Eagle. He is perched up in a tree that has lost its leaves with blue sky in the background. He is about 30 feet away.
November 14, 2023 at 2:45 PM