Dach Vann
dachvann.bsky.social
Dach Vann
@dachvann.bsky.social
Giving this a shot
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I hate when thirst trap content creators do a lip sync video but don’t open their mouth enough to match the volume of the lip sync!
October 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
It’s a city of strangers: some come to work, some to play. A city of strangers: some come to stare, some to stay. And every day, some go away
October 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Walk with me here: I believe the straights aren’t capable of yearning on the same level as queers because their bars pour much weaker than our bars
August 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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NOBODY WANTS AI ANYTHING FUCK AWWWFF
June 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Still fondly remembering the Pizza Hut salad bar
May 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I know posting Grindr screenshots is tacky af, but I have to share this giggle with yall
April 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
LMAO I got a notification for a Grindr message from an anonymous user saying “bro u r ugly”. And when I go to check, I’m immediately blocked. Bruh, if you’re gonna insult me, I need you to stand ten toes down for follow ups. And have a goddamn picture if you’re calling someone ugly
March 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I feel like I should be blueskying more, but I truly have nothing to say
February 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
For the record, I’m a “until then, we’ll have to muddle through somehow” truther
December 29, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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The most frustrating thing for me about our cyberpunk dystopia is that we didn’t even get the cyberpunk aesthetic. We out here breathing toxic air & losing our job to robots in some fucking wrangler jeans I’m SICK
December 26, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket…..
December 25, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL
December 25, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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Keep that AI Art shit away thank you 🥳
November 16, 2024 at 5:34 PM
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“He’s in love with this White leather daddy that likes to call him the n-word in bed. It’s wild.”

“A real Uncle Tom of Finland, huh?”
a close up of a woman 's face with red lipstick and hoop earrings .
Alt: a close up of a woman 's face with red lipstick and hoop earrings .
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2024 at 9:34 PM
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I think we can all agree that Patti Lupone
October 24, 2024 at 4:30 AM
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When White Gays with a little booty start exclusively using memes of Black people as part of their online persona
October 24, 2024 at 2:05 PM
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Borrowed from internet. Hard to believe 8 years ago.
June 12, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Summer 2024 goal: no tan lines
January 27, 2024 at 10:40 PM
December 31, 2023 at 7:49 PM
Just got over my first cold in almost four years. Don’t recommend catching a cold
December 29, 2023 at 9:39 PM
Tis Wednesday after all
November 29, 2023 at 7:26 PM
May as well post a pic here too
November 10, 2023 at 3:28 AM
Now that Halloween’s all done and over with, where my background singers at?
November 2, 2023 at 1:06 AM