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FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy
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December 6, 2024 at 4:11 PM
FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy
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Where was he Wednesday morning?
December 6, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Where was he Wednesday morning?
Look at me ready for Christmas 😂😂😂😂
December 1, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Look at me ready for Christmas 😂😂😂😂
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If she smell up in your unwashed underarm … she’s gone feral
Y’all go together real bad
Y’all go together real bad
November 23, 2024 at 1:30 PM
If she smell up in your unwashed underarm … she’s gone feral
Y’all go together real bad
Y’all go together real bad
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So many lessons in this.
CARLITO’S WAY was released 31 years ago this week. Among the most popular films of director Brian De Palma, as well as its star Al Pacino, the story of how it made it to the big screen could kill you faster than a bullet…
1/38
1/38
November 22, 2024 at 3:25 PM
So many lessons in this.
I deserve it all! All hail King Kendrick
November 22, 2024 at 6:14 PM
I deserve it all! All hail King Kendrick
It’s fuck*n FRIDAY!!!!!
a group of minions wearing overalls and goggles are standing in a line
ALT: a group of minions wearing overalls and goggles are standing in a line
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November 22, 2024 at 1:54 PM
It’s fuck*n FRIDAY!!!!!
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Talk on speaker phone all the time, eat butter pecan ice cream and make noise when I get up or sit down
What “old person” thing do you do?
November 21, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Talk on speaker phone all the time, eat butter pecan ice cream and make noise when I get up or sit down
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Rep. Jasmine Crockett: "There has been no oppression for the white man in this country ... it is white men on this side of the aisle telling us, people of color on this side of the aisle, that y'all are the ones being oppressed."
November 20, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Rep. Jasmine Crockett: "There has been no oppression for the white man in this country ... it is white men on this side of the aisle telling us, people of color on this side of the aisle, that y'all are the ones being oppressed."
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Yes!
But more specifically…
The jellied kind.
Not the lumpy kind with the pulp
But more specifically…
The jellied kind.
Not the lumpy kind with the pulp
Canned cranberry sauce >>>>
November 20, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Yes!
But more specifically…
The jellied kind.
Not the lumpy kind with the pulp
But more specifically…
The jellied kind.
Not the lumpy kind with the pulp
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“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
James Baldwin
James Baldwin
November 18, 2024 at 1:29 PM
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
James Baldwin
James Baldwin
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The answer is Silk and dassit!
November 20, 2024 at 7:22 PM
The answer is Silk and dassit!
The best shit in the world.. is free. 🙏🏾
November 20, 2024 at 6:04 PM
The best shit in the world.. is free. 🙏🏾
It’s much more peaceful over here.
November 11, 2024 at 7:39 PM
It’s much more peaceful over here.
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All the noise that took away from its greatness. Specifically, the promoted blue check engagement tweets. Thats really when shit started going downhill.
What are you excited to leave behind on Twitter? 👀
November 11, 2024 at 7:31 PM
All the noise that took away from its greatness. Specifically, the promoted blue check engagement tweets. Thats really when shit started going downhill.
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