Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”

Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”

andrew cuomo couldve made pinkerton but rivers cuomo could never run new york state

windows users (troubled, rail thin. weary souls. tattered flax-woven tunic): i dropped my keyboard and it hit the the linkedin hotkey at such an angle it sent a picture of my balls to my boss's DM's
linux users (full of soup, troubled, huge cock): just developed a new syndrome playing openttd 4 36hr

From: bw@wayneindustries.org
To: jeevacation@gmail.com

Subj: Help solving riddle

What’s black and white and red all over? Not penguins, they don’t work together.

Selina is ghosting me again. Getting frustrated

Is he dealing blackjack on the Cape Girardeau-Memphis riverboat?

Ithese accusations are fucking bullshit im real as hell and hold on someones prepping a lean cuisi İ̸̢̺̞̘̥͖̙̪̥̅̃̈́̿̀̌̓͗̽̒̉̔͂t̸̙̝̻̲͑͊̀̔̌̐à̸̧̼̘̣͉̾͐͘l̷͓͕̭͇͉͖̖̫̩̈́̾̏̂̽̓͒͆̿́͑͂͛y̴̧̛̹͚͔̗̳̱̦͋̿̀̾̌͆͑̕̚͝͝ͅͅą̵̧̨̨̭̣͓̥͙̥̠̇͠n̷̨̢̻̫̳̰̺̗̳̙̞̄̑̏̂̿̑͐̂͑̽̇͘͠͝ͅl̶̮̭̫̠̪̣͋͗̈́̅͒͌̿͋̄̀̍̅̿͘͠ȁ̵̛̠̹̽̐͊͛͝͠ͅr̸͔͊ı̸̨̪̻͖̬͍̜̐̆̕͜͠n̵̻̤̦̹̙͎̣̓̆̅͒̏̽͛̂̈́̅̐̃̋͗ ̷̧̨̘͈̲̥̱̲̺͉̣̃̾͜ö̸̡̜̟̫͚͖̜̟̻̮͈̰̭́͒̀͗̉̄̏̀̈̾̚͘y̵̧̧̛̜̙̬͔̤̮̬͈̪̘̔̊̒́͗̆̑͗̓͘͝ ̸̢̧̢͈̞̬̲̬̳͓͍̤̹̪̹̬͍̓k̷͈̇̍͒̑̓̈̃ủ̷̯̲̳̳̪̞͇͍̗͔̤̳̤̭̦͛̉̊̆͗̀l̸̨̙̳̥͓̙͕̩͈̈́̇̎̋͋̽̽̾̏̐̍͊̅̈̄͘̕ļ̶̡̡̮̼̖̝͔̪̲̺̱̗̾͊̋̀̐̒̆̇̀̃̒͑̕͝͠å̴̛̫̠̻͍̫͉̬̺̤̱̩̦̙̳̤̊͂͊́̊̄̑̿̃̏͘ň̶̢̢͕̹̳̥̮̪̗̳̯ͅm̴̧͔̩̳̳͈̝̀͐́̍̍̚͜ͅa̸̫̝̭̗̻̥̫̾͗̾́̄̇̋͋̅̓͆͜s̸͓͔̐̑̒̏ͅı̶̢̛͕̪̫̅̉̓͂̚͘n̸̥͕̰͇̺̱̟̣͑͌̊̏̍͝ȃ̶̧̬̰̬͈̟͓̲͚͇͓̠̗͌͊̿ ̷̧̨̰̱͈̰̻͖̬̼̮͙̠̰̹̘̆͌͊͆̇̈͒͆̑͌̚̚͝ͅn̶̢̛̤̦̣̞̻͍͉͕̺̬̞͚̠͙͖̖̅͑̇̇͌̄͗̑̑̔̐͆̓͝ḛ̴̊͝ḑ̷̨̛̗̠͙͔͈̩̭̣͔̦̿͛e̴̘̟͛͂̎͗͛̍͐̒̏̄͘n̴̢͉̼̲͚̯͍̳̰̝͚̰͍̝͔͋̒̇̈́́̈́̈́̾́̂̿̌̈́͘͜ ̶̧̡̝̹͇̱͚̭̦͓̌͆i̵̢̖̥͙̘̲̠̹̰̹̎̌͂͒̏͒̕̕͘z̶̢̛͉̟̠͛͋͐́͌̒̓̌̐̍̈́͐͗͆̕͝i̵͕̺̐̈́̅n̶̨̢̩̲̗̳̪̯̳̝̦̻̩͔̰͎̾̄̈͝ ̸̨̬͓͓̫̼̥̲̜̬̖͎͇̭̲̯̉͊̋̑̿̏͐̒̐̽̾̇̓v̸̧̢̝̮̟̼̖̝͓̭̣̜̌͛̓͌̑̍̂̌̅̃̎̔͆͋̚͘͠e̴̢̛͎͔͈͎̠̩̼̹̩͈͋͛͛̂̋̉ͅr̵̩̬̖͎̼̦̱̠͚͓̀̔͋̂͋̈́̌͐̉̉̉͛̾̕̚̕i̸͖͚̠̼͎̥̇͑̐̽͆̓̆̉̆̊̊̒̊͛́̚̚ͅl̶̲̭̙̖̼͇̝̗͛̑̒́́i̵̟͔̩͇̋̓͐̐y̵̧̡̢̜̮͖͍̟͙̪̪͕͕̝̳̤̘͒̾̈́̇͋ọ̶̡̫̞̲̮̻̯̩̱̜͖̭̯͎͙͊̑̃̓̏r̸̨̛͚͙̞̃̈́͛̂̏͑̍͠͠?̷̝̗̝̼͚̜̣͎͗̋̓̃͛̊̌͆͝͝

every truck should look like this

Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan on 16 November 1581

i forgot about this ralsei i drew

what happened to Diet Cig are they still alive

everybody's got that one pair of pants that they have

The 2016 version of myself would love that The Mountain Goats got Lin Manuel Miranda on the album but now I just want Immortal Technique to put him back in a locker

IWW affiliated burger joint, she’s eating an antifa meal

Easy Delivery Co. is $9.74 on Steam buff.ly/H0ZdADR

Deck verified

"For no particular reason at all, someone shot that big headed man."

I don't really like the new Mountain Goats single and Lin Manuel Miranda is only part of it

lifes big questions

They can't just let me smoke on the patio, they have to judge me from the window

Getting culture this evening

hillary 2028

The cats were cute

Calvin "The Restorer" solidified the Steel Belt, Hobbs "The Bloody" conquered the northeast, Chevy "The Holy" conquered the south

She kept trying to eat one of my jackets so I gave her a little shot of canned air and then she's just been sitting outside my office looking at me

thirstposters of antiquity: [engraving on a slab "need me a þey/þem baddie wiþ a former speedrunning world record in hoop and stick"] golly i sure wish i could read