Da bat fink
@dabatfink.bsky.social
I don’t have a picture of a bat so how’s this
Doodle wolf
Let’s face it, it’s going to happen
Let’s face it, it’s going to happen
April 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Doodle wolf
Let’s face it, it’s going to happen
Let’s face it, it’s going to happen
There are several obvious jokes to be made about this, so take your pick
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Unsecured penguin caused helicopter crash in South Africa
Pilot lost control after bird in cardboard box slid off a passenger's knee and knocked controls, aviation authority finds.
www.bbc.com
April 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
There are several obvious jokes to be made about this, so take your pick
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
When I hear it pronounced “lie berry” it makes me wonder, is it a berry that makes you lie or is it named that because it isn’t really a berry
February 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
When I hear it pronounced “lie berry” it makes me wonder, is it a berry that makes you lie or is it named that because it isn’t really a berry
OK, this is why historical fiction is so much fun: where else would I get to read the words “about as trustworthy as a spavined weasel.”
February 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
OK, this is why historical fiction is so much fun: where else would I get to read the words “about as trustworthy as a spavined weasel.”
You have to spell it “yeet” or else some bozo English major will start pronouncing it “yate” (like the singular form of the poet) and nobody wants that
January 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
You have to spell it “yeet” or else some bozo English major will start pronouncing it “yate” (like the singular form of the poet) and nobody wants that
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I always thought 'Wonderful Christmastime' was the worst song ever written, but then I found 'Temporary Secretary', and it's ALSO by Paul McCartney. We can't keep letting him get away with this.
December 21, 2024 at 2:31 PM
I always thought 'Wonderful Christmastime' was the worst song ever written, but then I found 'Temporary Secretary', and it's ALSO by Paul McCartney. We can't keep letting him get away with this.
Boffins [invent masonry cement that lasts forever]
PR guys: we’ll call it “Immortar”
Boffins [wall up PR guys in masonry cement that lasts forever]
PR guys: we’ll call it “Immortar”
Boffins [wall up PR guys in masonry cement that lasts forever]
December 20, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Boffins [invent masonry cement that lasts forever]
PR guys: we’ll call it “Immortar”
Boffins [wall up PR guys in masonry cement that lasts forever]
PR guys: we’ll call it “Immortar”
Boffins [wall up PR guys in masonry cement that lasts forever]
It’s been an uphill battle so far, but I am still determined to bring back “flought” as the past tense of “fling”
December 10, 2024 at 2:19 AM
It’s been an uphill battle so far, but I am still determined to bring back “flought” as the past tense of “fling”
If the customs agent asks whether you have anything to declare and you say “yeah—martial law!” They have to honor that
December 4, 2024 at 10:17 PM
If the customs agent asks whether you have anything to declare and you say “yeah—martial law!” They have to honor that
Me: I’ve got my chicken costume on, and I’m all ready to go
Wife: I’ll be ready in just a minute
Me: guess I’ll go out and sit on the car
Later
Wife: I’ll be ready in just a minute
Me: guess I’ll go out and sit on the car
Later
October 18, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Me: I’ve got my chicken costume on, and I’m all ready to go
Wife: I’ll be ready in just a minute
Me: guess I’ll go out and sit on the car
Later
Wife: I’ll be ready in just a minute
Me: guess I’ll go out and sit on the car
Later
Oh come on
They wouldn’t be commencing countdown with the engines already on
They wouldn’t be commencing countdown with the engines already on
September 16, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Oh come on
They wouldn’t be commencing countdown with the engines already on
They wouldn’t be commencing countdown with the engines already on
Glad to see someone’s finally found a use for it.
Those clever boffins
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Those clever boffins
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August 10, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Glad to see someone’s finally found a use for it.
Those clever boffins
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Those clever boffins
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All right people, go out there and give it your some
June 19, 2024 at 4:25 PM
All right people, go out there and give it your some
Ah, no, I’m going to stop you right there and opt for “noisy complacency”
August 27, 2023 at 2:28 PM
Ah, no, I’m going to stop you right there and opt for “noisy complacency”
What my dog tried to teach me:
Dog is good and noble
Cat is evil and deranged
What I actually learned:
Never pick up more poo than you can fling
Dog is good and noble
Cat is evil and deranged
What I actually learned:
Never pick up more poo than you can fling
August 16, 2023 at 11:01 PM
What my dog tried to teach me:
Dog is good and noble
Cat is evil and deranged
What I actually learned:
Never pick up more poo than you can fling
Dog is good and noble
Cat is evil and deranged
What I actually learned:
Never pick up more poo than you can fling
I may or may not have spent a lot of time trying to figure out the lost positive form of “disrupt.”
August 15, 2023 at 1:41 PM
I may or may not have spent a lot of time trying to figure out the lost positive form of “disrupt.”