Da bat fink
@dabatfink.bsky.social
I don’t have a picture of a bat so how’s this
Oh. Thought it just meant it wouldn’t make you fat
November 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Oh. Thought it just meant it wouldn’t make you fat
I guess it’s better than Yeetus
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I guess it’s better than Yeetus
The point is, only a total psycho would run a sprots team to win
November 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The point is, only a total psycho would run a sprots team to win
I was going to say that I sleep with a stick under my bed in case someone breaks in and wants to play Pooh Sticks, but I don’t actually do that
November 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I was going to say that I sleep with a stick under my bed in case someone breaks in and wants to play Pooh Sticks, but I don’t actually do that
Don’t bother trying scissors
Already tried them
A total bust (but not noisy except for the swears)
Already tried them
A total bust (but not noisy except for the swears)
October 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Don’t bother trying scissors
Already tried them
A total bust (but not noisy except for the swears)
Already tried them
A total bust (but not noisy except for the swears)
This vendetta against Dunkin Donuts will have to stop, assuming it ever starts
October 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
This vendetta against Dunkin Donuts will have to stop, assuming it ever starts
Would dressing up as the fun police cancel that out?
October 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Would dressing up as the fun police cancel that out?
I suppose a rebuttal is out of the question
October 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I suppose a rebuttal is out of the question
I assume this is short for the fark side of the dorce
October 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I assume this is short for the fark side of the dorce
They could all start a band, and call it
…never mind
…never mind
October 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
They could all start a band, and call it
…never mind
…never mind
Hope it’s all downhill from there, since presumably you are gravity powered
October 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Hope it’s all downhill from there, since presumably you are gravity powered
I also put my pants on like everyone else.
That’s right, I’ve been putting everyone else on the whole time
That’s right, I’ve been putting everyone else on the whole time
August 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I also put my pants on like everyone else.
That’s right, I’ve been putting everyone else on the whole time
That’s right, I’ve been putting everyone else on the whole time
Denying the poor thing the opportunity to say, “clown is my middle name”
April 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Denying the poor thing the opportunity to say, “clown is my middle name”
A nice idea, but I’m gonna stick with fiends
April 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
A nice idea, but I’m gonna stick with fiends
Anybody asks, I died on this hill
February 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Anybody asks, I died on this hill
What’s wrong with using Quaker Instant Moatmeal
January 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
What’s wrong with using Quaker Instant Moatmeal
Yellow flag
Five yard penalty
Loss of down
Five yard penalty
Loss of down
January 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Yellow flag
Five yard penalty
Loss of down
Five yard penalty
Loss of down
They could have at least taken the tag off
January 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
They could have at least taken the tag off
Yeah, see, a cigar is like a motorcycle: the person using it is the one having all the fun
January 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Yeah, see, a cigar is like a motorcycle: the person using it is the one having all the fun