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KomproMatt
@d18matt.bsky.social
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I’m no expert, but that won’t stop me.
Bouncing around feeds on politics, movies, and pro wrestling. Family man. Childish adult. Junior Gen X.
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Man with gray beard and in old west gray suit holds up a glass mug of beer. The text around him reads: Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
November 17, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Where I’m at, mentally
Jim Carrey Ace Ventura being birthed face first from an overheated Trojan Rhino’s butt vent
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Assistant U.S. Attorney Michael C. DiLorenzo telling his pals about the amazing lunch he had at the deli around the corner
"We're not just talking about a sandwich," Assistant U.S. Attorney Michael C. DiLorenzo said. "This isn't about a sandwich."
November 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Raising this up instead after treading on your Gadsden Flag

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November 6, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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#NowWatching #Letterboxd
Captcha verification window featuring Emma Stone from the movie Bugonia. Check box to confirm I’m not an alien.
November 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Hit a new comic shop this week
Various comic books in plastic sleeves spread out for display
October 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Trump/Vance
The Alpha Betas from Revenge of the Nerds, raging meathead Ogre and the smarmy douche played by Ted McGinley
October 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Getting to Dynamite a little late. Sicko Leatherface should challenge Jeff Jarrett for his Texas Chainsaw Championship
AEW fan dressed as Leathercase films a unfazed Wheeler Yuta on his phone and boos him like one does.
October 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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The way things are going, she’s either our next attorney general or the one who will finally bring Trump down
Dexerto @Dexerto • Oct 26 Kim Kardashian says she's two weeks away from becoming a certified lawyer She plans to give up fame sometime in the next decade to pursue her dream job as a trial lawyer
October 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Man in glasses and office attire stands in front of a large dry-erase board with dozens of horrible chaotic things listed on it. The big board from Cabin in the Woods. WEREWOLF ALIEN BEAST MUTANTS WRAITH. ZOMBIES REPTILIUS CLOWNS WITCHES SEXY WITCHES VEMONS HELL LOPD ANGRY MOLESTING TREE GIANT SNAKE VEAPITES KEVIN MUMMY THE BRIDE CHEM THE SCARECROW FOLK DATA ARCHIVES SNOWMAN COMMUNICATIONS DRAGON BAT VAMPIKES DISTRIBUTIONI VISMEMBERMENT GOBLINS SUGARTLUM FAIRY MERMAN E REANIMATE D NICORN HURON HADLEY APMINISTRATTON ENGINEERING VATCH/NENDIGO YETI DOLLS PEDNECK TORTURE FAMILY- MAINTENANK •FONALD TRE INTERN KO LANTERN MIAN T WINS
October 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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*Fat Bastard voice* I voted
Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. A very timely reference.
October 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Early voting begins. Be sure to check the fine print before pulling that lever
Oops, All Trumps! I was triggered by this bag of Good Medal brand All Trumps flour.
October 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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You must first ask IS IT CAKE before you can declare LET THEM EAT IT
East Wing of the White House being demolished…or is it cake? Illustration of Trump as Marie Antoinette eating cake and wearing a big blue and white dress. Word balloon from Trump says If you’re rich, it doesn’t matter. Title above illustration reads Let Then Eat Emoluments
October 21, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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The Grabber figurine, sitting in a movie theater seat with a bag of popcorn in his lap, placed in front of a copy of 20th Century Ghosts by Joe Hill — the book where the short story The Black Phone appears
October 19, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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I drove 5 hours to Vermont and back again today for reasons, but the honey mustard chicken melt I got from this gas station deli made it worth it
Mike’s Deli pit stop in Vermont, home of an awesome honey mustard chicken melt
October 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Two-for-one found faces
Spare tire on back of jeep has illusion of two faces in the hub cap holding it in place
September 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Maybe the secret to all of his mad ramblings is that the rat that lives inside his mouth has been trying to warn us all along
Colored marker illustration of an orange man speaking via word balloon. Above the balloon is a caption: SAYING THE QUIET PART OUt LOUD Within the balloon: Nothing Bad can happen. Only It can Good happen. “It can…happen” appears in red while the other text appears in blue.
September 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Birds & Noble
Pigeons line the recesses of an outdoor Barnes & Noble storefront on a bright blue sky day.
September 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Garbage truck broke down in the middle of a busy intersection
Cyber truck carrier broken down at highway crossing
September 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy
Mister Rogers as Sicko guy looking through window, as cellphone wallpaper. Tuesday September 2 @ 2:05
September 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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September 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Supporting Toxie in all mediums this weekend
Comic book cover: Toxie Team-Up — Toxic Avenger + Jesus Christ. Jesus walking on the surface of a pool of toxic muck, hand out to a smiling Toxie who is submerged chest deep.
September 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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At least they keep it by the restrooms
A directional sign on a wall: < Pool & Whirlpoo Rear Parking Lot Restrooms
September 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Glimpse of the future. I’ve got the same set.
Black cat and gray cat looking back at the camera in front of a window
August 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM