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KomproMatt
@d18matt.bsky.social
I’m no expert, but that won’t stop me.
Bouncing around feeds on politics, movies, and pro wrestling. Family man. Childish adult. Junior Gen X.
Pinned
It is my great honor to accept this McDonald’s 6-Piece Prize!
Yeah yeah, narcissism, fascism, etc. Let’s mix it up a bit this week and talk about his megalomania.
January 19, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Getting our floors done in 3 of 4 rooms and have to fit 3 rooms worth of furniture into the 4th before it can happen. Work isn’t happening for two weeks but my opportunity to clear things out is now. Me for the rest of the month…
a pile of clothes with a sign that says ' henehene ' on it
Alt: a lady living in a pile of clothes with a sign that says ' henehene ' on it
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Life goes on ho.
January 18, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Damn, Liquor Lobby won. They pulled all the THC drinks from Stew Leonard’s. Dark days.
January 17, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I’m on the front lines over here…
January 16, 2026 at 4:31 PM
President PP would absolutely fall for any version of a Trojan Horse.
January 16, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Inside you are two wolves. They’ve been chewing their way out from opposite ends, one through your ass and the other your mouth, like an inverted human centipede. You have died and the whole thing is a gruesome mess. Nobody knows how they got in there in the first place. Like what the fuck dude.
January 16, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Spoiler: The titular Bone Temple is in reference to the giant penis zombie now wearing pants
a group of people are running through a flooded area in the dark
Alt: a group of people are running through a flooded area in the dark
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Worried our only way out of this is going to be if the people on the inside realize the error of their ways and turn on Droolius Squeezeher.

“Et tu, Bondi!?”
January 16, 2026 at 3:05 AM
The Three Stooges of Grief
January 15, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Rewatched The Invitation (2015) last night. It is kind of perfect. There’s a level of discomfort and uncertainty throughout that felt especially relevant in these dangerous and gaslit times. It’s not safe here. boxd.it/9OUU
The Invitation (2015)
Will and his new girlfriend Kira are invited to a dinner with old friends at the house of Will’s ex Eden and her new partner David. Although the evening appears to be relaxed, Will soon gets a creepin...
boxd.it
January 15, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Petition for the North Eastern Blue States to become South Canada
January 15, 2026 at 1:30 PM
January 14, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Reporting on the secret police like they are lantern flies and not a dire existential threat to every person, citizens included.
January 13, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Tasked at work with setting up AI agents to support human effort. Trying to be practical about it — these are only tools — while taking every opportunity to remind the boss of the ethical concerns, functional limitations, and inevitable consequences if applied carelessly. Still…lame.
January 13, 2026 at 11:45 AM
We’re ending the war on pro teen!
January 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Oh.
January 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Background check!
January 10, 2026 at 4:02 PM
We are now up to “random young white lady driving” in the First They Came sequence.
January 8, 2026 at 11:16 AM
If we are going all in on blatant imperialism, I’m not sure I have it in me to take down an evil empire…but I’d like to apply to be a nerf herder.
January 7, 2026 at 6:04 PM
MTV is dead. Long live MTV.
Somebody basically rebuilt old MTV This site streams 27,000 music videos, 24/7, across seven decades. No algorithm. No login. No “because you watched this” nonsense. You get dropped in and see what comes on next, just like we all used to.
Instead of ads, it randomly throws in vintage commercials.
January 7, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Timeline cleanse — raining cats and dogs
January 6, 2026 at 1:26 PM
This joke will gain traction after Avengers: Doomsday comes out, especially if we invade anymore countries.
January 5, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Maybe the Stormtroopers always miss on purpose.
January 4, 2026 at 8:18 PM