Oxleyus Rex
d0x.bsky.social
Oxleyus Rex
@d0x.bsky.social
Nerd, tech, Real Madrid, sunshine, computers, gin and tonic - not always in that order, but I'm not against them all at the same time.

From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads. Ha-ha, charade you are.
HHAAAAAALLLLLLLAAAAAA MAAAAADDDRRRRRIIIIIIDDDD #HalaMadrid
December 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My unbiased & extensively researched review of #google #gsuite, #gmail and #gemini #AI solution:

- Docs : utter shite
- Sheets : utter shite
- Slides : utter shite
- Drive : utter shite
- GMail : utter shite
- Calender : utter shite
- Meet : utter shite
- Chat : utter shite
- Gemini : utter shite
December 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Looks like it will be an easy win for #RealMadrid tonight based on the score already. #HalaMadrid
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Happy Gazpacho Soup day!

#gazpachosoupday
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Wow, #ASUS has really upped their marketing game.

#nerdjoke
November 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Yuck. #Gmail go email and their calendar are such dogshit. The worst experience possible, all rolled up into a shitty and ugly app.

It takes work productivity back to the level of Lotus Notes. In 1998.
November 1, 2025 at 10:29 AM
The hold music for #HMRC is just painful. Especially considering you've probably got a 30 minute wait before getting through to anyone.
October 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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A los que os acabáis de levantar: recordad que anoche se cambió la hora y que Lamine Yamal sigue siendo un puto gilipollas.
October 26, 2025 at 9:28 AM
#Tesco has already started making their store look ready for #Christmas
October 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
The food of the gods
October 25, 2025 at 8:04 AM
October 21, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Another year passes without a time travelling car being invented.

#BackToTheFutureDay
October 21, 2025 at 8:19 AM
October 13, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I share a birthday with Vladimir Putin.

I am in no doubt that he is aware it is my birthday given his unfettered access to UK Government data. But do you think the communist bastard ever sends me a birthday card???

Of course he doesn’t, the miserable git.
October 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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The best way to provide a considerable boost to the UK economy would be to rejoin the EU. Our biggest trading partner, literally next door, offering free trade opportunities.
September 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The Spanish government has released a new programming language. It is called Sí++

#programmerhumour
September 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Vapes should be legally required to have a whistle device on them to stop people vaping indoors on the sly.
September 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Ties are nonsense. I know, I'll place a strip of impossible to was fabric in direct firing line of soup.
September 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Ooooh, look at this! I could be the next peer in the House of Lords it seems 🤯.

All I need to do is reply to an email that 'accidentally' automatically went into my junk inbox.

#HouseofLords #Junk #Spam #awardsintelligence
September 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Been going to #Seattle since 2005, but finally got around to going up the Space Needle.

Top tip: don’t buy any drink or food at the top. At $8.50 for a can of Coke my thirst had to wait.
September 21, 2025 at 9:58 AM
September 16, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Had a great time #AI #vibecoding yesterday with Microsoft #CoPilot. I asked it to write me a JSON parser and memory stream function, which came out to about 500 lines of code in seconds.

None of it worked or even compiled, but damn was it quick to produce, and was exceedingly well formatted.
September 16, 2025 at 8:58 AM
September 15, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Not hysterical and unhinged at all…

#X #twitter #starbucks #crazy
September 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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The RMT have no other tactic than to inconvenience their fellow working people. At least you know where you are with a tory
September 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM