Chelsey
@czargasm.bsky.social
Confused and tired | 30+ | dnp and dnf |she/her
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Chelsey
@czargasm.bsky.social
· Dec 4
First new fic since moving to bsky!!
Holding on for Just Tonight
Pairing: Dan and Phil
Words: 4,207 (complete)
Rating: Explicit
archiveofourown.org/works/61077337
Holding on for Just Tonight
Pairing: Dan and Phil
Words: 4,207 (complete)
Rating: Explicit
archiveofourown.org/works/61077337
Also just want to point out that I predicted this victory by having his thinly veiled counterpart in my Hasan Piker omegaverse fic win. Least difficult prediction of my life.
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Also just want to point out that I predicted this victory by having his thinly veiled counterpart in my Hasan Piker omegaverse fic win. Least difficult prediction of my life.
ATTENTION HOCKEY RPF PEOPLE.
My fandom bestie @scoops404.bsky.social has abandoned me for hockey RPF. She is one of the best writers I have ever read. I know nothing about hockey, but I can guarantee this will be a banger. Give it a chance, share around.
archiveofourown.org/works/73008721
My fandom bestie @scoops404.bsky.social has abandoned me for hockey RPF. She is one of the best writers I have ever read. I know nothing about hockey, but I can guarantee this will be a banger. Give it a chance, share around.
archiveofourown.org/works/73008721
October 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
ATTENTION HOCKEY RPF PEOPLE.
My fandom bestie @scoops404.bsky.social has abandoned me for hockey RPF. She is one of the best writers I have ever read. I know nothing about hockey, but I can guarantee this will be a banger. Give it a chance, share around.
archiveofourown.org/works/73008721
My fandom bestie @scoops404.bsky.social has abandoned me for hockey RPF. She is one of the best writers I have ever read. I know nothing about hockey, but I can guarantee this will be a banger. Give it a chance, share around.
archiveofourown.org/works/73008721
Why is it that every time Taylor writes a song about Scott Borschetta, it’s always my favorite song?
October 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Why is it that every time Taylor writes a song about Scott Borschetta, it’s always my favorite song?
I just want to say that I did not expect Ruin the Friendship to devastate me so completely.
October 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I just want to say that I did not expect Ruin the Friendship to devastate me so completely.
Me in 2010, trying to write a ZQ/JTF RPF fic for @malentine.bsky.social: it is literally impossible to write a fic longer than 1500 words.
Me in 2025: I hope I’ll be able to keep my Hasan Piker omegaverse RPF under 75k
It’s called growth… I think.
Me in 2025: I hope I’ll be able to keep my Hasan Piker omegaverse RPF under 75k
It’s called growth… I think.
October 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Me in 2010, trying to write a ZQ/JTF RPF fic for @malentine.bsky.social: it is literally impossible to write a fic longer than 1500 words.
Me in 2025: I hope I’ll be able to keep my Hasan Piker omegaverse RPF under 75k
It’s called growth… I think.
Me in 2025: I hope I’ll be able to keep my Hasan Piker omegaverse RPF under 75k
It’s called growth… I think.
I would murder for some Ted Drewes right now
September 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I would murder for some Ted Drewes right now
I hustled all week and now the hustle is done so I’m drinking my little THC cocktail and tomorrow I’m going kayaking and maybe starting a new Minecraft world and working on my omegaverse. Glorious.
September 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I hustled all week and now the hustle is done so I’m drinking my little THC cocktail and tomorrow I’m going kayaking and maybe starting a new Minecraft world and working on my omegaverse. Glorious.
Thinking about her*
*the political status of omegas in the omegaverse
*the political status of omegas in the omegaverse
September 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Thinking about her*
*the political status of omegas in the omegaverse
*the political status of omegas in the omegaverse
How I Spent My Summer Vacation (lmao) by Chelsey Czargasm, age [redacted].
(it’s a summer fic roundup)
www.tumblr.com/czargasm/793...
(it’s a summer fic roundup)
www.tumblr.com/czargasm/793...
Post by @czargasm
💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · Summer Fic Wrap-Up · It's crispy cool here in the mornings now, so I'm calling it Fall. Don't fight me on this.
Before we dive into a season of HNF omegaverse, I wanted to do a wr…
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August 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM
How I Spent My Summer Vacation (lmao) by Chelsey Czargasm, age [redacted].
(it’s a summer fic roundup)
www.tumblr.com/czargasm/793...
(it’s a summer fic roundup)
www.tumblr.com/czargasm/793...
I’m still just sitting here thinking about how Jason got choked up and teary-eyed when Taylor was talking about how she sees Travis. Please just give me more non-toxic masculinity like this. Love your brother enough to cry when he’s finally found the one.
August 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I’m still just sitting here thinking about how Jason got choked up and teary-eyed when Taylor was talking about how she sees Travis. Please just give me more non-toxic masculinity like this. Love your brother enough to cry when he’s finally found the one.
I know Taylor loves her symbolism, but can she not also consider my bedtime? Why is it always after midnight?
August 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I know Taylor loves her symbolism, but can she not also consider my bedtime? Why is it always after midnight?
I will die before I ever write a fic that includes the stoplight system 💀
August 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I will die before I ever write a fic that includes the stoplight system 💀
I feel like I need to reevaluate the series of events that led to me spending my free time writing H.asa,n Pi.ker RPF
August 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I feel like I need to reevaluate the series of events that led to me spending my free time writing H.asa,n Pi.ker RPF
@malentine.bsky.social I was telling some friends about the Deep Lore of ZQ/JTF and ended up digging through both of our old tumblr posts and it was So Much. ❤️
August 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
@malentine.bsky.social I was telling some friends about the Deep Lore of ZQ/JTF and ended up digging through both of our old tumblr posts and it was So Much. ❤️
There were apples from the local orchard at the market yesterday and it’s (temporarily) 65 degrees. It is time.
a man wearing a shirt that says ' witch ' on it stands in front of pumpkins
ALT: a man wearing a shirt that says ' witch ' on it stands in front of pumpkins
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August 4, 2025 at 12:39 PM
There were apples from the local orchard at the market yesterday and it’s (temporarily) 65 degrees. It is time.
I’m eating a tomato and mayo sandwich in a rocking chair on the front porch while a thunderstorm rolls in, if you were wondering just how intensely Southern I’ve become since officially moving into Appalachia.
July 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I’m eating a tomato and mayo sandwich in a rocking chair on the front porch while a thunderstorm rolls in, if you were wondering just how intensely Southern I’ve become since officially moving into Appalachia.
Over the past week I’ve come to realize the place I moved to is basically Appalachian Stars Hollow.
July 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Over the past week I’ve come to realize the place I moved to is basically Appalachian Stars Hollow.
Cooking every meal for yourself sucks by the way
July 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Cooking every meal for yourself sucks by the way
Welp, I’m going to be a Vice President. That seems like pretty good news.
June 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Welp, I’m going to be a Vice President. That seems like pretty good news.
More Mamdanis everywhere, please. Let’s let the old white centrists endorsed by Bill Clinton fade into obscurity.
June 25, 2025 at 10:24 AM
More Mamdanis everywhere, please. Let’s let the old white centrists endorsed by Bill Clinton fade into obscurity.
Reposted by Chelsey
hell yeah, export this nationally please
June 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
hell yeah, export this nationally please
Why do I know so much about the NYC mayoral race? I never asked for this.
June 16, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Why do I know so much about the NYC mayoral race? I never asked for this.
Sunday scaries hit extra hard coming back from a week long vacation on the Adriatic Sea.
June 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Sunday scaries hit extra hard coming back from a week long vacation on the Adriatic Sea.
I am drinking an Aperol spritz in the airport lounge while waiting for my flight to Croatia. If you were wondering how things are going.
June 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I am drinking an Aperol spritz in the airport lounge while waiting for my flight to Croatia. If you were wondering how things are going.