cyttorak.bsky.social
cyttorak.bsky.social
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For those saying it wasn't a Nazi salute.

Keep posting it. Keep sharing it.
January 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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[first day as a mechanic]

customer: can i get a quote?

me: give me liberty or give me death

customer: i meant for the truck

me: oh sorry... autobots, roll out
December 11, 2024 at 3:13 PM
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title of a meticulously researched youtube video about the history of orthopedic casting: "Binding Magic: What the Pharaohs Knew"

new title after the original one bombed: "Where Do Casts Come From?"

final title change with 100k views: "My BONES got DOINKED??"
December 4, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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Hey I saw that you're selling a used limbo stick online. How low can you go?
December 1, 2024 at 10:27 PM
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To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
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God to the people building the tower of babel
November 23, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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Girlfriend: so we just wanted to say we're engaged!

Her Dad *looks at me* you should have asked me first

Me: you're not really my type though
November 23, 2024 at 6:28 PM