Barça News&Negativity
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Can't believe we're playing so badly and still at the top of La Liga, thanks to RM being even worse.
December 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Can't believe we're playing so badly and still at the top of La Liga, thanks to RM being even worse.
Considering Own Goal betrayed us, and we went down to 10-men so quickly, and our general defending ability (or lack of thereof), the result against Chelsea could have been much worse.
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Considering Own Goal betrayed us, and we went down to 10-men so quickly, and our general defending ability (or lack of thereof), the result against Chelsea could have been much worse.
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In Spain, football is more important that letting HOSPITAL WEBSITES work correctly
OP made a website to help parents give the right medication dosage to their children in case of an emergency
Whenever there's a football game, these websites don't work. Do you think it's fair?
OP made a website to help parents give the right medication dosage to their children in case of an emergency
Whenever there's a football game, these websites don't work. Do you think it's fair?
November 22, 2025 at 11:39 AM
In Spain, football is more important that letting HOSPITAL WEBSITES work correctly
OP made a website to help parents give the right medication dosage to their children in case of an emergency
Whenever there's a football game, these websites don't work. Do you think it's fair?
OP made a website to help parents give the right medication dosage to their children in case of an emergency
Whenever there's a football game, these websites don't work. Do you think it's fair?
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Clearly the players who play the sports we love to watch hate gambling; think it's ruining the game. The only people who want it are networks and the league. I think it's important to remember that. Whenever you fire up the gambling app, you're fucking with the people you love to watch every week
Jesus Christ.
November 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Clearly the players who play the sports we love to watch hate gambling; think it's ruining the game. The only people who want it are networks and the league. I think it's important to remember that. Whenever you fire up the gambling app, you're fucking with the people you love to watch every week
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I don't think it's going to take twenty years, almost every sports fan I know is trending towards drafting a constitutional amendment for prohibition because of how incessant they are
Do you guys think in 20 years we'll cringe at online sports betting ads like we currently do at cigarette ads?
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I don't think it's going to take twenty years, almost every sports fan I know is trending towards drafting a constitutional amendment for prohibition because of how incessant they are
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Luis Rubiales egged by uncle who is also named Luis Rubiales: defector.com/luis-rubiale...
Luis Rubiales Egged By Uncle Who Is Also Named Luis Rubiales | Defector
The relationship between uncle and nephew is riven with questions of the human psyche. What does the nephew see when he looks at the uncle? The brother he never had, or another father to struggle…
defector.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Luis Rubiales egged by uncle who is also named Luis Rubiales: defector.com/luis-rubiale...
Luis Rubiales, you know, the asshole former president of the RFEF who suffered about 1/2 of a consequence for forcibly kissing Jenni Hermoso in front of the whole world, was presenting his book today, and a guy threw eggs at him and called him a jerk... plottwist, the guy was his uncle.
🔴 El hombre que ha atacado a Rubiales en la presentación de su libro es su tío: le tiró dos huevos al grito de “sinvergüenza”
Un tío de Luis Rubiales ataca al expresidente de la Federación durante la presentación de su libro lanzándole dos huevos
El agresor ha sido reducido y expulsado de la sala de Madrid, donde el acto ha continuado sin más incidentes, y posteriormente detenido por la Policía por un delito de daños
elpais.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Luis Rubiales, you know, the asshole former president of the RFEF who suffered about 1/2 of a consequence for forcibly kissing Jenni Hermoso in front of the whole world, was presenting his book today, and a guy threw eggs at him and called him a jerk... plottwist, the guy was his uncle.
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Absolutely refuse to engage with the latest RFEF/Barça nonsense re: Lamine Yamal. "A secret medical treatment" like we tossed the kid in the machine from Captain America. Better for the club if he can rest through the international break anyway!
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Absolutely refuse to engage with the latest RFEF/Barça nonsense re: Lamine Yamal. "A secret medical treatment" like we tossed the kid in the machine from Captain America. Better for the club if he can rest through the international break anyway!
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SOMEONE LOCK THE DOORS DONT LET HIM LEAVE
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
SOMEONE LOCK THE DOORS DONT LET HIM LEAVE
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November 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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After yesterday's turd of a match, Eric García needs to be fitted for a protective face mask and might not be available to play against Celta.
A million Barça players in the infirmary, one million Barça players...
Take one down and play another match, one million and one Barça players in the infirmary...
Take one down and play another match, one million and one Barça players in the infirmary...
a drawing of a person crying with a tear coming out of their mouth .
Alt: a drawing of a person crying with a tear coming out of their mouth .
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
After yesterday's turd of a match, Eric García needs to be fitted for a protective face mask and might not be available to play against Celta.
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A million Barça players in the infirmary, one million Barça players...
Take one down and play another match, one million and one Barça players in the infirmary...
Take one down and play another match, one million and one Barça players in the infirmary...
a drawing of a person crying with a tear coming out of their mouth .
Alt: a drawing of a person crying with a tear coming out of their mouth .
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
A million Barça players in the infirmary, one million Barça players...
Take one down and play another match, one million and one Barça players in the infirmary...
Take one down and play another match, one million and one Barça players in the infirmary...
FT: Club Brugges 3, Barça 3. An absolutely abysmal performance. How the fuck did we concede so often and so easily? Did we really need an own goal and a disallowed goal to scrape a draw? Is life worth living?
November 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
FT: Club Brugges 3, Barça 3. An absolutely abysmal performance. How the fuck did we concede so often and so easily? Did we really need an own goal and a disallowed goal to scrape a draw? Is life worth living?
I can't look. Make it stop.
November 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I can't look. Make it stop.
4 minutes of ET left, more of less. Cubarsí and Gerard Martín are subbed in. Maybe they can save us?
November 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
4 minutes of ET left, more of less. Cubarsí and Gerard Martín are subbed in. Maybe they can save us?
Handsome Brugges player is disappointed his goal will not stand, remains handsome.
November 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Handsome Brugges player is disappointed his goal will not stand, remains handsome.
Wait, VAR thinks there's been a foul on the lead up to the goal, so it's disallowed.
... we did not manage the heroic task of not conceding in the last ten minutes.
November 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Wait, VAR thinks there's been a foul on the lead up to the goal, so it's disallowed.
... we did not manage the heroic task of not conceding in the last ten minutes.
November 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
... we did not manage the heroic task of not conceding in the last ten minutes.
Bardghji in for Rashford. About 10 minutes left. Can we manage not to concede again?
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Bardghji in for Rashford. About 10 minutes left. Can we manage not to concede again?
Yellow to Lamine Yamal for... idek.
November 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Yellow to Lamine Yamal for... idek.
Handsome Brugges player is offside, remains handsome.
November 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Handsome Brugges player is offside, remains handsome.
Lamine scores again. It was pretty. Don't get excited.
November 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Lamine scores again. It was pretty. Don't get excited.
Apparently Forbs kicking Araújo's ankle and then falling on his face is not a PK, who knew?
VAR check to see if we gave away a PK, to top off this splendid performance.
November 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Apparently Forbs kicking Araújo's ankle and then falling on his face is not a PK, who knew?