CynicalTherapist
@cynicaltherapist.bsky.social
LMFT-LADAC Witch, Addictions Expert, Not your therapist. Both traumatized and trauma informed.
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You can tell I've had depression for a long time because of my fire building skills.
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
You can tell I've had depression for a long time because of my fire building skills.
Therapist diary 10/11/2025:
On continuing education:
Today the idea of getting certified as an expert in Narcissist Personality Disorder 'as a bit' is still funny, but not haha funny.
On continuing education:
Today the idea of getting certified as an expert in Narcissist Personality Disorder 'as a bit' is still funny, but not haha funny.
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Therapist diary 10/11/2025:
On continuing education:
Today the idea of getting certified as an expert in Narcissist Personality Disorder 'as a bit' is still funny, but not haha funny.
On continuing education:
Today the idea of getting certified as an expert in Narcissist Personality Disorder 'as a bit' is still funny, but not haha funny.
Instead of watching sports I made t-shirt yarn and crafted disturbing ragdolls.
October 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Instead of watching sports I made t-shirt yarn and crafted disturbing ragdolls.
My 9 year old got the fog machine, my phone, and my Frankenstein and made art.
October 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
My 9 year old got the fog machine, my phone, and my Frankenstein and made art.
9 years ago on Halloween I went to work as The Bearded Lady. Yes. As a therapist.
October 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
9 years ago on Halloween I went to work as The Bearded Lady. Yes. As a therapist.
I met a goat with ears curled up like Ricki Lake in Hairspray today.
October 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I met a goat with ears curled up like Ricki Lake in Hairspray today.
This is my parrot fish Captain Lesser eating his food to Hozier if you're into shit like that.
October 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This is my parrot fish Captain Lesser eating his food to Hozier if you're into shit like that.
I'll take it- but the purple hair screams Rumi
September 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I'll take it- but the purple hair screams Rumi
He backs into it like some shitty shopper at Walmart
September 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
He backs into it like some shitty shopper at Walmart
He pushes all the rocks away from the door like some bitchy roommate.
September 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
He pushes all the rocks away from the door like some bitchy roommate.
September 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Me: These new sponges seem pretty normal.
5th descriptive icon: heh heh heh
5th descriptive icon: heh heh heh
August 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Me: These new sponges seem pretty normal.
5th descriptive icon: heh heh heh
5th descriptive icon: heh heh heh
Big fan of these new paper sandwich bags.
August 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Big fan of these new paper sandwich bags.
Robble Robble indeed.
August 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Robble Robble indeed.
I took the first right and everybody knew you there.
August 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I took the first right and everybody knew you there.
I think I'm going to need a minute...
August 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I think I'm going to need a minute...
My dog groomer always sends the best donkey eared pics of my girl.
August 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
My dog groomer always sends the best donkey eared pics of my girl.
Asked and answered.
August 1, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Asked and answered.
Exhausted from the dawn Frisbee extraction. Bitch.
July 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Exhausted from the dawn Frisbee extraction. Bitch.
I've been making happy faces of my meds for over a decade, but the moment needs meeting, and duty calls.
July 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I've been making happy faces of my meds for over a decade, but the moment needs meeting, and duty calls.
This is better than what I've been seeing.
July 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This is better than what I've been seeing.