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CynicalTherapist
@cynicaltherapist.bsky.social
LMFT-LADAC Witch, Addictions Expert, Not your therapist. Both traumatized and trauma informed.

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You can tell I've had depression for a long time because of my fire building skills.
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Therapist diary 10/11/2025:

On continuing education:

Today the idea of getting certified as an expert in Narcissist Personality Disorder 'as a bit' is still funny, but not haha funny.
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
November 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
November 2, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Instead of watching sports I made t-shirt yarn and crafted disturbing ragdolls.
October 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
My 9 year old got the fog machine, my phone, and my Frankenstein and made art.
October 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
9 years ago on Halloween I went to work as The Bearded Lady. Yes. As a therapist.
October 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I met a goat with ears curled up like Ricki Lake in Hairspray today.
October 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
This is my parrot fish Captain Lesser eating his food to Hozier if you're into shit like that.
October 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I'll take it- but the purple hair screams Rumi
September 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
He backs into it like some shitty shopper at Walmart
September 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
He pushes all the rocks away from the door like some bitchy roommate.
September 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
September 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Me: These new sponges seem pretty normal.

5th descriptive icon: heh heh heh
August 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Big fan of these new paper sandwich bags.
August 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Robble Robble indeed.
August 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I took the first right and everybody knew you there.
August 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
August 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I think I'm going to need a minute...
August 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
My dog groomer always sends the best donkey eared pics of my girl.
August 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Asked and answered.
August 1, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Already on it
July 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Exhausted from the dawn Frisbee extraction. Bitch.
July 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I've been making happy faces of my meds for over a decade, but the moment needs meeting, and duty calls.
July 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is better than what I've been seeing.
July 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM