シニカル
@cynicaloldbat.bsky.social
Cyan haired chronically disappointed sorcerer. The one some call Cyn…others prefer to call a terror. 😈⚰️
| genderfluid | 🧷💕 | 🏳️🌈 | 🪬 | 👻⚰️🪦
| genderfluid | 🧷💕 | 🏳️🌈 | 🪬 | 👻⚰️🪦
I have had For Good from Wicked stuck in my head for hours now.
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I have had For Good from Wicked stuck in my head for hours now.
Took the injection for the first time in three weeks (‘cause I’m the only one with the balls to do it) and got our period immediately the next day?? After 3 months without it??? What. The. Fuck??
…also…maybe okay wait I hate to say it but maybe this is why I bit 🤠’s head off earlier this week. 😬
…also…maybe okay wait I hate to say it but maybe this is why I bit 🤠’s head off earlier this week. 😬
a woman wearing glasses says i feel like i want to murder someone and also i want soft pretzels ..
ALT: a woman wearing glasses says i feel like i want to murder someone and also i want soft pretzels ..
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November 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Took the injection for the first time in three weeks (‘cause I’m the only one with the balls to do it) and got our period immediately the next day?? After 3 months without it??? What. The. Fuck??
…also…maybe okay wait I hate to say it but maybe this is why I bit 🤠’s head off earlier this week. 😬
…also…maybe okay wait I hate to say it but maybe this is why I bit 🤠’s head off earlier this week. 😬
Oh shit I have been blindly using the debit card all week and probably shouldn’t keep doing that even if they are small transactions
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Oh shit I have been blindly using the debit card all week and probably shouldn’t keep doing that even if they are small transactions
DISCO BAPHOMET! is going to be my band name (I have exactly 0% musical talent and am in no way qualified to start a band)
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
DISCO BAPHOMET! is going to be my band name (I have exactly 0% musical talent and am in no way qualified to start a band)
🧷 is mad at me cause I’m listening to Christmas music…so I switch to my normal playlist.
🧷 is mad at me cause I’m listening to oingo bingo unironically.
I can’t win. 🤣
🧷 is mad at me cause I’m listening to oingo bingo unironically.
I can’t win. 🤣
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
🧷 is mad at me cause I’m listening to Christmas music…so I switch to my normal playlist.
🧷 is mad at me cause I’m listening to oingo bingo unironically.
I can’t win. 🤣
🧷 is mad at me cause I’m listening to oingo bingo unironically.
I can’t win. 🤣
Should I hermit crab over to Threads?
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Should I hermit crab over to Threads?
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How dare you use a vibrator!
The bible says it was Adam and Eve, not Florence and the machine.
The bible says it was Adam and Eve, not Florence and the machine.
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
How dare you use a vibrator!
The bible says it was Adam and Eve, not Florence and the machine.
The bible says it was Adam and Eve, not Florence and the machine.
Using gifs on almost every post the way millennial God intended.
a man in a vest and white socks is sitting in a chair
ALT: a man in a vest and white socks is sitting in a chair
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November 13, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Using gifs on almost every post the way millennial God intended.
👽 not being worried about getting into a physical fight with me earlier was very gender affirming.
patrick star and spongebob squarepants are dancing together in a spongebob squarepants cartoon .
ALT: patrick star and spongebob squarepants are dancing together in a spongebob squarepants cartoon .
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November 13, 2025 at 8:26 AM
👽 not being worried about getting into a physical fight with me earlier was very gender affirming.
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i know a fictional twink hates to see me coming (i’m about to put him in a situation)
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
i know a fictional twink hates to see me coming (i’m about to put him in a situation)
Vandalising the partner’s account cause its what I’m good at
a cartoon character from the little mermaid is asking and do i help them
ALT: a cartoon character from the little mermaid is asking and do i help them
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November 13, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Vandalising the partner’s account cause its what I’m good at
This song makes me think of you and it’s disgusting 🤢 🥰 open.spotify.com/track/2taOxE...
Sharing Shadows
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November 13, 2025 at 8:06 AM
This song makes me think of you and it’s disgusting 🤢 🥰 open.spotify.com/track/2taOxE...
A fucking duck! He tricked us!
November 13, 2025 at 7:44 AM
A fucking duck! He tricked us!
Get to know me. 10 random things I like!
🦇 New Wave & Metalcore music
🦇 @antisocialax.bsky.social
🦇 Celsius energy drinks & protein coffee
🦇 crunching leaves & the smell of snow
🦇 hot girl walks
🦇 fishnets and nail polish
🦇 BG3
🦇 heated blankets
🦇 writing 🌶️
🦇 listening to history & sci lectures
🦇 New Wave & Metalcore music
🦇 @antisocialax.bsky.social
🦇 Celsius energy drinks & protein coffee
🦇 crunching leaves & the smell of snow
🦇 hot girl walks
🦇 fishnets and nail polish
🦇 BG3
🦇 heated blankets
🦇 writing 🌶️
🦇 listening to history & sci lectures
Ten things I like!
*Oat mocha +cardamom syrup
*The way snow sparkles as it drifts down thru the sunlight
*Wegmans ultimate chocolate cake
*Knitting with a soft wool
*The way it feels to paint on a canvas
*All the birds!!
*Being outside at dawn
*Baking
*Making stuff
*My bed on a cozy morn 🥰
*Oat mocha +cardamom syrup
*The way snow sparkles as it drifts down thru the sunlight
*Wegmans ultimate chocolate cake
*Knitting with a soft wool
*The way it feels to paint on a canvas
*All the birds!!
*Being outside at dawn
*Baking
*Making stuff
*My bed on a cozy morn 🥰
Here's 11 things because no one tells me what to do! Also pirates are a given.
Wooden roller coasters
Wario
Horror movies
Dinosaurs
Tiny flowers
Cicadas
Dragon Quest franchise
Singing
Making every D&D character a ranger
Pumpkin spice everything
Feeling up new sketchbooks
Wooden roller coasters
Wario
Horror movies
Dinosaurs
Tiny flowers
Cicadas
Dragon Quest franchise
Singing
Making every D&D character a ranger
Pumpkin spice everything
Feeling up new sketchbooks
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Get to know me. 10 random things I like!
🦇 New Wave & Metalcore music
🦇 @antisocialax.bsky.social
🦇 Celsius energy drinks & protein coffee
🦇 crunching leaves & the smell of snow
🦇 hot girl walks
🦇 fishnets and nail polish
🦇 BG3
🦇 heated blankets
🦇 writing 🌶️
🦇 listening to history & sci lectures
🦇 New Wave & Metalcore music
🦇 @antisocialax.bsky.social
🦇 Celsius energy drinks & protein coffee
🦇 crunching leaves & the smell of snow
🦇 hot girl walks
🦇 fishnets and nail polish
🦇 BG3
🦇 heated blankets
🦇 writing 🌶️
🦇 listening to history & sci lectures
I could go watch the northern lights tonight but it’s cold out there. I’d rather just lie here, under the heated blankets, listening to music instead. Sorry magical mystical lights in the sky, Cyn is cold-blooded and thus requires their creature comforts.
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I could go watch the northern lights tonight but it’s cold out there. I’d rather just lie here, under the heated blankets, listening to music instead. Sorry magical mystical lights in the sky, Cyn is cold-blooded and thus requires their creature comforts.
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everything feels ~*extra*~ stupid today, right?
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
everything feels ~*extra*~ stupid today, right?
Always hiding behind your husband when I call you out saying you’re “protecting your spicy brain” but willing to bitch about me to 👽 so he decides he needs to parent me? Sometimes I really hate you. Grow up & learn to work things out with me like a man not have your ex & husband fight your battles.
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a man in a helmet and a woman in a helmet .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a man in a helmet and a woman in a helmet .
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November 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Always hiding behind your husband when I call you out saying you’re “protecting your spicy brain” but willing to bitch about me to 👽 so he decides he needs to parent me? Sometimes I really hate you. Grow up & learn to work things out with me like a man not have your ex & husband fight your battles.
You pissed me off so badly I didn’t even bother to subtweet you my guy. Like for fuck’s sake. 🙄
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 AM
You pissed me off so badly I didn’t even bother to subtweet you my guy. Like for fuck’s sake. 🙄
Jesus Jay could you be any more pathetic???
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Jesus Jay could you be any more pathetic???
Happy Halloween you heathens!
November 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Happy Halloween you heathens!
I am asking the minimum. The bare fucking minimum and instead of being respected I am going out of my way to keep the peace all the fucking time because my boundaries are treated like nothing.
October 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I am asking the minimum. The bare fucking minimum and instead of being respected I am going out of my way to keep the peace all the fucking time because my boundaries are treated like nothing.
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anything can be a slowburn if the writer is bad with updates
October 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
anything can be a slowburn if the writer is bad with updates
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she’s a 10 but her sexual interests terrify me
October 8, 2025 at 6:42 AM
she’s a 10 but her sexual interests terrify me
My shift starts in 3hrs and I haven’t slept yet 😮💨
October 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
My shift starts in 3hrs and I haven’t slept yet 😮💨