Cynical Eeyore
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Cynical Eeyore
@cynicaleeyore.bsky.social
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October 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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not true
September 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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September 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
@terrycrewsofficial.bsky.social If Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho ran for president, I'd vote for him. He'd probably do a better job than what we have now.
August 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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If just a tiny percent of my followers could chip in $5, my friends could have their quarantine barn paid for. Small donations add up! Please help if you can!
August 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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"Trans people existing does literally nothing negative to your lives you crybaby wimps.
Your life is getting harder and costlier because of the oligarchs, not trans people"

Sticker spotted in Koreatown, Los Angeles, CA
August 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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"I completely agree with Nick Fuentes" is a sentence I never thought I'd write.
July 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting
Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting
TALLAHASSEE, FL—Perplexed that the Department of Justice had chosen a setting with such strange decor to ask her about Jeffrey Epstein’s co-conspirators, Ghislaine Maxwell confirmed Thursday that she ...
theonion.com
July 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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"On Tyranny" is a #1 NYT bestseller again. I wish the moment were different. But I’m glad the book is useful. And grateful for all the kind words about putting the 20 lessons to work.
snyder.substack.com/p/twenty-les...
Twenty Lessons, read by John Lithgow
Key selections from On Tyranny, for viewing and sharing
snyder.substack.com
May 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Someone should just give them to Hegseth so that he can share them via Signal
July 16, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Someone could just leave the Epstein Files on the doorstep of The Guardian or Salon or something
July 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Next up: sue this administration!

A disabled vet says he was wrongfully detained in last week’s Camarillo raid, despite being a U.S. citizen.

• Reporting for his security job at Glass House Farms
• Told them he was a citizen
• No charges. No phone call. No lawyer.
• No care after chemical exposure
July 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
If you work for this guy, he's probably about to screw you over. #ICE #NewOrleans #Metairie

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From the NewOrleans community on Reddit: Warning
Explore this post and more from the NewOrleans community
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July 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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"Mr. Duffy will also be running the new White House Gift Shoppe located where the Green Room used to be. The sales are going to be phenomenal!"
July 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I really wish @maxbrooks.bsky.social would make a TV series out of World War Z. World War Z the book. Not World War Z the movie. I know, I know, goes without saying.
July 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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June 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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They can come into your home & if you fight them they will charge you for obstructing justice. No warrant is needed, they can just go in if they feel like it.

The gestapo are here people.

Are you gonna wait in at home waiting to be taken next?

www.thedailybeast.com/leaked-memo-...
Secret Trump Memo Tells ICE to Break into Homes Without Warrants
The administration has been arresting people without a warrant for weeks.
www.thedailybeast.com
April 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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If ICE knocks on your door and says they have a warrant, ask if it's an administrative warrant or judicial warrant. ICE issues administrative warrants, which you don't have to comply with.

#resist #ICE
April 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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This kind of crap is straight out of Putin’s playbook: quash people who speak out, arrest them, deport them or exile them to unknown places. Totally contrary to the First Amendment and what our country was founded on.
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/12/u...
Inside Trump’s Crackdown on Dissent: Obscure Laws, ICE Agents and Fear
President Trump is clamping down broadly on dissent using the tools of the federal government.
www.nytimes.com
March 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
March 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM