Charlie
@cwjs0.bsky.social
Have to go into the office tomorrow for the first time in years 😭 would it be weird if I brought my slippers to wear? 🥺
October 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Have to go into the office tomorrow for the first time in years 😭 would it be weird if I brought my slippers to wear? 🥺
Having to turn the big light on now at 2pm every afternoon is such a grim state of affairs 😢
October 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Having to turn the big light on now at 2pm every afternoon is such a grim state of affairs 😢
Reposted by Charlie
who called them "the Huns" and not "H from Steppes"
September 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
who called them "the Huns" and not "H from Steppes"
not sure why avocado gets picked on so much when it’s olive oil and kimchi that does the real financial damage
September 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
not sure why avocado gets picked on so much when it’s olive oil and kimchi that does the real financial damage
level up your baked beans game by adding in some marmite or curry powder. trust me 👨🏻🍳
August 31, 2025 at 11:50 AM
level up your baked beans game by adding in some marmite or curry powder. trust me 👨🏻🍳
am so weak/ill right now I almost got taken out choking on a noodle 😵
it’s not looking for good for little old me
it’s not looking for good for little old me
August 29, 2025 at 11:26 AM
am so weak/ill right now I almost got taken out choking on a noodle 😵
it’s not looking for good for little old me
it’s not looking for good for little old me
legalize farting on machine hoggers at the gym 💨
August 2, 2025 at 8:33 AM
legalize farting on machine hoggers at the gym 💨
petrol has no business smelling that good 😩
July 8, 2025 at 8:35 AM
petrol has no business smelling that good 😩
i appreciate he’s been on holiday but i cannae believe we are into Day 3 of a West Indies test match and still no post from @mattsmally.bsky.social ??? shocking
game’s gone! 🏏 🏝️
game’s gone! 🏏 🏝️
June 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
i appreciate he’s been on holiday but i cannae believe we are into Day 3 of a West Indies test match and still no post from @mattsmally.bsky.social ??? shocking
game’s gone! 🏏 🏝️
game’s gone! 🏏 🏝️
Being old is learning to live with your injuries rather than recover from them 😅🙃
June 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Being old is learning to live with your injuries rather than recover from them 😅🙃
whoever invented cauliflower cheese deserves unlimited backshots
June 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
whoever invented cauliflower cheese deserves unlimited backshots
ppl get far too militant over coke vs pepsi (or full-fat, diet, max, zero etc)
put the cans down and drink some waterrr
put the cans down and drink some waterrr
June 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
ppl get far too militant over coke vs pepsi (or full-fat, diet, max, zero etc)
put the cans down and drink some waterrr
put the cans down and drink some waterrr
Finally caught up with Andor so I can scroll again with utter whimsy and no fear of spoilage 🤠
May 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Finally caught up with Andor so I can scroll again with utter whimsy and no fear of spoilage 🤠
experiencing vicarious joy through all you Elder Scrolls whores rinsing Oblivion. Too knee-deep in other games and life to jump into it atm but MY GOD I hope they do a remastered Morrowind soon 😩🫣🤠
PS: wood elf archer all the fucking way baby 🏹
PS: wood elf archer all the fucking way baby 🏹
April 26, 2025 at 10:48 AM
experiencing vicarious joy through all you Elder Scrolls whores rinsing Oblivion. Too knee-deep in other games and life to jump into it atm but MY GOD I hope they do a remastered Morrowind soon 😩🫣🤠
PS: wood elf archer all the fucking way baby 🏹
PS: wood elf archer all the fucking way baby 🏹
Cooking influencers need to stop acting like 30mins is a quick meal. That’s just a normal span of fucking time.
A quick meal would be me slapping a fried egg on a bowl of instant noodles. Or pouring nuts/beans into a pot of hummus and eating that bitch out like a yoghurt.
A quick meal would be me slapping a fried egg on a bowl of instant noodles. Or pouring nuts/beans into a pot of hummus and eating that bitch out like a yoghurt.
April 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Cooking influencers need to stop acting like 30mins is a quick meal. That’s just a normal span of fucking time.
A quick meal would be me slapping a fried egg on a bowl of instant noodles. Or pouring nuts/beans into a pot of hummus and eating that bitch out like a yoghurt.
A quick meal would be me slapping a fried egg on a bowl of instant noodles. Or pouring nuts/beans into a pot of hummus and eating that bitch out like a yoghurt.
it does amuse me how consistently broke homosexuals manage to pull £100s out of their ass for concert tickets
April 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
it does amuse me how consistently broke homosexuals manage to pull £100s out of their ass for concert tickets
Do not trust folk that voluntarily use a laptop touchpad rather than plug a mouse in. Derangement.
March 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Do not trust folk that voluntarily use a laptop touchpad rather than plug a mouse in. Derangement.
Love the early morning light like I’ve woken up, read my book with a coffee, perused the news, eaten breakfast, taken two shits and am just on my way to the gym. It’s only just gone half 7.
I am ready to storm the fucking Bastille son
I am ready to storm the fucking Bastille son
March 22, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Love the early morning light like I’ve woken up, read my book with a coffee, perused the news, eaten breakfast, taken two shits and am just on my way to the gym. It’s only just gone half 7.
I am ready to storm the fucking Bastille son
I am ready to storm the fucking Bastille son
Reposted by Charlie
This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII
February 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII
Why is The Masked Singer still a thing looool
February 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Why is The Masked Singer still a thing looool
‘Get Ready With Me’ omg fck off… Are you a toddler? Do I need to come tie your shoelaces for you too? Like, just post a thirst trap OR post your outfit. Nobody needs to join you on your fcking epic journey of getting dressed for the day. Fckkk off.
January 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
‘Get Ready With Me’ omg fck off… Are you a toddler? Do I need to come tie your shoelaces for you too? Like, just post a thirst trap OR post your outfit. Nobody needs to join you on your fcking epic journey of getting dressed for the day. Fckkk off.
Reposted by Charlie
A knife that's just been used to slice bread can go back in the drawer. Bread doesn't count.
January 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
A knife that's just been used to slice bread can go back in the drawer. Bread doesn't count.
I’m sorry but if the fajita/burrito is not completely prolapsing like the beat-up and battered bumhole of some bottom in the Berghain basement bathroom then it aaain’t worth my time
I should be fucking filthy when I’m done
A pure act of piggotry 🐽
I should be fucking filthy when I’m done
A pure act of piggotry 🐽
December 15, 2024 at 4:30 PM
I’m sorry but if the fajita/burrito is not completely prolapsing like the beat-up and battered bumhole of some bottom in the Berghain basement bathroom then it aaain’t worth my time
I should be fucking filthy when I’m done
A pure act of piggotry 🐽
I should be fucking filthy when I’m done
A pure act of piggotry 🐽
my default utensil of choice for making a cuppa is a fork.
become ungovernable 🤙🏼
become ungovernable 🤙🏼
December 1, 2024 at 5:17 PM
my default utensil of choice for making a cuppa is a fork.
become ungovernable 🤙🏼
become ungovernable 🤙🏼