Mason Bee Pottery
@cursedmasonjar.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 They/He
Probably throwing things
Probably throwing things
Alright #exmo sky, rage with me—my jack Mormon dad who has met my daughter like once decided that this year for her 10th bday he’s getting her a nice CTR ring and did not consult me on it first. Folks, we haven’t been to church in years and my kid hates the church because they’re anti-LGBTQ.
October 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Alright #exmo sky, rage with me—my jack Mormon dad who has met my daughter like once decided that this year for her 10th bday he’s getting her a nice CTR ring and did not consult me on it first. Folks, we haven’t been to church in years and my kid hates the church because they’re anti-LGBTQ.
I interviewed for a kiln technician position at a massive art education nonprofit and I actually got it?? This is crazy 🥹😭
Like aside from getting paid I get more training, knowledge, resources, etc. Damn, life is wild. I never thought I would grow up to be proud of myself.
Like aside from getting paid I get more training, knowledge, resources, etc. Damn, life is wild. I never thought I would grow up to be proud of myself.
October 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I interviewed for a kiln technician position at a massive art education nonprofit and I actually got it?? This is crazy 🥹😭
Like aside from getting paid I get more training, knowledge, resources, etc. Damn, life is wild. I never thought I would grow up to be proud of myself.
Like aside from getting paid I get more training, knowledge, resources, etc. Damn, life is wild. I never thought I would grow up to be proud of myself.
Somebody please make a terrible mashup of “Wood” with “The Impression That I Get” by the Mighty Mighty Bosstones
I think the terrible dick puns need a side of catchy existential crisis to make it better.
I think the terrible dick puns need a side of catchy existential crisis to make it better.
October 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Somebody please make a terrible mashup of “Wood” with “The Impression That I Get” by the Mighty Mighty Bosstones
I think the terrible dick puns need a side of catchy existential crisis to make it better.
I think the terrible dick puns need a side of catchy existential crisis to make it better.
Bury Our Bones in the Midnight Soil by VE Schwab is a perfect vampire novel made more perfect by toxic lesbian drama send skeet
October 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Bury Our Bones in the Midnight Soil by VE Schwab is a perfect vampire novel made more perfect by toxic lesbian drama send skeet
For Bi Visibility Day I wore something vaguely femme and felt far too perceived by a child in a store who kept following me, circling me, moving into my field of vision to make aggressive eye contact, leave to say something to his mom in another language (and get scolded by her), and repeat.
September 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
For Bi Visibility Day I wore something vaguely femme and felt far too perceived by a child in a store who kept following me, circling me, moving into my field of vision to make aggressive eye contact, leave to say something to his mom in another language (and get scolded by her), and repeat.
Can the congress republicans get raptured before they finalize my losing more rights and civil liberties and healthcare as a trans person with ridiculous and cowardly bill riders?
September 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Can the congress republicans get raptured before they finalize my losing more rights and civil liberties and healthcare as a trans person with ridiculous and cowardly bill riders?
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I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
September 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
I think I need to take some Tylenol tonight so I can become even more autistic
September 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I think I need to take some Tylenol tonight so I can become even more autistic
I saw Hozier on Friday and it was an incredibly good experience and I cried a lot. He’s charmingly awkward, but had an impassioned political message before Nina about the Civil Rights movement, shouted out trans rights, hung a progress pride flag on his mic stand after Take Me To Church. /1
September 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I saw Hozier on Friday and it was an incredibly good experience and I cried a lot. He’s charmingly awkward, but had an impassioned political message before Nina about the Civil Rights movement, shouted out trans rights, hung a progress pride flag on his mic stand after Take Me To Church. /1
I had a dream last night with @deaconblues1979.bsky.social in it and we talked about music and workers rights and labor unions and I got to hug all his kids
September 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I had a dream last night with @deaconblues1979.bsky.social in it and we talked about music and workers rights and labor unions and I got to hug all his kids
God I already fucking love Sabrina Carpenter and now she’s just going to be the greatest forever
September 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
God I already fucking love Sabrina Carpenter and now she’s just going to be the greatest forever
It’s less humid: Amazing! I’m alive again!
It’s less humid: My amazing summer curls are dead.
It’s less humid: My amazing summer curls are dead.
August 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It’s less humid: Amazing! I’m alive again!
It’s less humid: My amazing summer curls are dead.
It’s less humid: My amazing summer curls are dead.
News happens so frequently that I can’t do anything about except make art about the feelings.
How do we keep going through this? How do we keep going on through this?
How do we keep going through this? How do we keep going on through this?
August 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
News happens so frequently that I can’t do anything about except make art about the feelings.
How do we keep going through this? How do we keep going on through this?
How do we keep going through this? How do we keep going on through this?
I’m so insanely hype for this. I dislike racing games as a rule, but this is my one exception because they also had a timed open-world death match that you build your cool vehicle and then compete them and an untimed version of the same that you could just hang out and try all the vehicles.
The game, a sequel to 2003’s “Kirby Air Ride” on GameCube, launches in November.
'Kirby Air Riders' Is Coming to Switch 2 and It’s ‘Basically Like Mario Kart'
The game, a sequel to 2003’s “Kirby Air Ride” on GameCube, launches in November.
wrd.cm
August 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I’m so insanely hype for this. I dislike racing games as a rule, but this is my one exception because they also had a timed open-world death match that you build your cool vehicle and then compete them and an untimed version of the same that you could just hang out and try all the vehicles.
Just dumping some of the pieces I’ve been making in the past week—being a working artist is amazing 🩵
August 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Just dumping some of the pieces I’ve been making in the past week—being a working artist is amazing 🩵
Probably my most cursed idea of the day is writing a magic system for a book that had unintentionally devolved into wizards dueling like your average game of MtG with blue players. No showy spells—only counterspells for counterspells.
August 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Probably my most cursed idea of the day is writing a magic system for a book that had unintentionally devolved into wizards dueling like your average game of MtG with blue players. No showy spells—only counterspells for counterspells.
I told my friend that Ozzy passed away.
Him: WHAT?? Oh my god that’s crazy.
Me: He was pretty old and had a cool life.
Him: …I just realized that I was thinking of Weird Al. I thought Weird Al and Ozzy Osbourne were the same person.
Me:
Me: They are not
Him: WHAT?? Oh my god that’s crazy.
Me: He was pretty old and had a cool life.
Him: …I just realized that I was thinking of Weird Al. I thought Weird Al and Ozzy Osbourne were the same person.
Me:
Me: They are not
July 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I told my friend that Ozzy passed away.
Him: WHAT?? Oh my god that’s crazy.
Me: He was pretty old and had a cool life.
Him: …I just realized that I was thinking of Weird Al. I thought Weird Al and Ozzy Osbourne were the same person.
Me:
Me: They are not
Him: WHAT?? Oh my god that’s crazy.
Me: He was pretty old and had a cool life.
Him: …I just realized that I was thinking of Weird Al. I thought Weird Al and Ozzy Osbourne were the same person.
Me:
Me: They are not
So apparently the theme for Target’s pride collection this year is “closeted” because uh…
I’m not sure they recognize the history of being “low-key,” either, especially for Black gay people. I get that it can be a trend, but all this is screaming HEY YOU DON’T WANNA BE SEEN AS *THAT* GAY, RIGHT?
I’m not sure they recognize the history of being “low-key,” either, especially for Black gay people. I get that it can be a trend, but all this is screaming HEY YOU DON’T WANNA BE SEEN AS *THAT* GAY, RIGHT?
May 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
So apparently the theme for Target’s pride collection this year is “closeted” because uh…
I’m not sure they recognize the history of being “low-key,” either, especially for Black gay people. I get that it can be a trend, but all this is screaming HEY YOU DON’T WANNA BE SEEN AS *THAT* GAY, RIGHT?
I’m not sure they recognize the history of being “low-key,” either, especially for Black gay people. I get that it can be a trend, but all this is screaming HEY YOU DON’T WANNA BE SEEN AS *THAT* GAY, RIGHT?
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"what's your creative process like?"
bold of you to assume I have a process instead of the sudden obsessions that come to me in the form of a hazy delusion that I have little control over
bold of you to assume I have a process instead of the sudden obsessions that come to me in the form of a hazy delusion that I have little control over
May 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
"what's your creative process like?"
bold of you to assume I have a process instead of the sudden obsessions that come to me in the form of a hazy delusion that I have little control over
bold of you to assume I have a process instead of the sudden obsessions that come to me in the form of a hazy delusion that I have little control over
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In 2000, John Waters donated 372 pieces of his art collection to the Baltimore Museum of Art. They named a rotunda after him in their gallery. He requested an all-gender restroom be named for him instead. #BOTD
April 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
In 2000, John Waters donated 372 pieces of his art collection to the Baltimore Museum of Art. They named a rotunda after him in their gallery. He requested an all-gender restroom be named for him instead. #BOTD
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April 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It’s Easter and my eldest asked to watch Newsies and it’s got me 🥺🥹😭
April 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It’s Easter and my eldest asked to watch Newsies and it’s got me 🥺🥹😭
My autistic kids are both playing baseball and softball for the first time this spring. They also have written poems, and also—fuck RFK Jr.
My husband and I are autistic people raising autistic kids to thrive. My youngest went into Pre-K barely talking and I’m gonna be cringe and brag about him:
My husband and I are autistic people raising autistic kids to thrive. My youngest went into Pre-K barely talking and I’m gonna be cringe and brag about him:
RFK Jr. wants to eradicate autistic people and also has no idea what an autistic person is
April 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
My autistic kids are both playing baseball and softball for the first time this spring. They also have written poems, and also—fuck RFK Jr.
My husband and I are autistic people raising autistic kids to thrive. My youngest went into Pre-K barely talking and I’m gonna be cringe and brag about him:
My husband and I are autistic people raising autistic kids to thrive. My youngest went into Pre-K barely talking and I’m gonna be cringe and brag about him:
I’ve been trying to stop reskeeting politics for a hot minute, but this ad is… another layer of brilliant imo.
Gross: The GOP is planning $5.3 TRILLION in tax cuts for their Sugar Daddy donors.
And WE are going to PAY for them through tariffs and cuts to our healthcare. #MAGABlowingYourTaxes
And WE are going to PAY for them through tariffs and cuts to our healthcare. #MAGABlowingYourTaxes
April 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I’ve been trying to stop reskeeting politics for a hot minute, but this ad is… another layer of brilliant imo.