Risotto Broad Pt. II 🇵🇸
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I kind of want to go back to twitter just because it’s more fun to shitpost there and I do genuinely believe my dopamine receptors have been reconfigured but see the thing is I am like a dog that needs a muzzle to hang out with the other dogs
July 17, 2024 at 5:42 PM
I kind of want to go back to twitter just because it’s more fun to shitpost there and I do genuinely believe my dopamine receptors have been reconfigured but see the thing is I am like a dog that needs a muzzle to hang out with the other dogs
So true, Occupy Democrats! Regardless of what country that classroom is in, right? Right???
July 17, 2024 at 5:38 PM
So true, Occupy Democrats! Regardless of what country that classroom is in, right? Right???
mfs just don’t stand around saying “greetings traveler, I could use your help” like they used to
July 17, 2024 at 5:37 PM
mfs just don’t stand around saying “greetings traveler, I could use your help” like they used to
the only negative comments on this post are performative crunchy moms saying “noooo i only use vinegar and essential oils” and not pointing out that having a walmart aisle in your house might mean your brain has been broken by consumerism / as a society we are cooked etc.
July 17, 2024 at 11:56 AM
the only negative comments on this post are performative crunchy moms saying “noooo i only use vinegar and essential oils” and not pointing out that having a walmart aisle in your house might mean your brain has been broken by consumerism / as a society we are cooked etc.
Reposted by Risotto Broad Pt. II 🇵🇸
The part of my brain that works normally: uh oh, haven't eaten in a while, starting to get hungry
The part of my brain that is the loudest: what if you drank three more cups of coffee
The part of my brain that is the loudest: what if you drank three more cups of coffee
July 16, 2024 at 7:53 PM
The part of my brain that works normally: uh oh, haven't eaten in a while, starting to get hungry
The part of my brain that is the loudest: what if you drank three more cups of coffee
The part of my brain that is the loudest: what if you drank three more cups of coffee
Reposted by Risotto Broad Pt. II 🇵🇸
Am I Chuang Tzu dreaming he is a butterfly or a butterfly dreaming he is Chuang Tzu? The answer is simple: neither. I am some kind of weird crab monster.
July 18, 2023 at 3:46 AM
Am I Chuang Tzu dreaming he is a butterfly or a butterfly dreaming he is Chuang Tzu? The answer is simple: neither. I am some kind of weird crab monster.
No, it’s nothing. I just think it’s funny how a couple days ago Gaza City got leaflet dropped and told to evacuate and one of the the only places the can currently go is Deir al-Balah, and now they’re bombing Deir al-Balah with no warning
July 15, 2024 at 12:33 PM
No, it’s nothing. I just think it’s funny how a couple days ago Gaza City got leaflet dropped and told to evacuate and one of the the only places the can currently go is Deir al-Balah, and now they’re bombing Deir al-Balah with no warning
when I go to the “popular with friends” tab and it’s all my own posts
Regina George GIF
ALT: Regina George GIF
media.tenor.com
July 15, 2024 at 2:56 AM
when I go to the “popular with friends” tab and it’s all my own posts
born to be a little stinker forced to wear deodorant
July 15, 2024 at 2:06 AM
born to be a little stinker forced to wear deodorant
me every day: america is cooked
me the next day: america is somehow even more cooked
me the next day: america is somehow even more cooked
July 15, 2024 at 1:53 AM
me every day: america is cooked
me the next day: america is somehow even more cooked
me the next day: america is somehow even more cooked
In case you thought I was joking
July 15, 2024 at 12:11 AM
In case you thought I was joking
Dudes be like “not to sound like a creep” and then sound like a creep
July 14, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Dudes be like “not to sound like a creep” and then sound like a creep
An earthy but bright lentil soup with turmeric, roasted tomatoes and garlic, rainbow carrots, celery and kale. Simmered in mushroom broth and finished with a bit of lemon
it’s yummy 👍
it’s yummy 👍
July 14, 2024 at 8:07 PM
An earthy but bright lentil soup with turmeric, roasted tomatoes and garlic, rainbow carrots, celery and kale. Simmered in mushroom broth and finished with a bit of lemon
it’s yummy 👍
it’s yummy 👍
I still haven’t recovered from Hozier selectively teasing lines from the song Eat Your Young in such a way that it 100% sounded like it was about eating pussy and then releasing it for all of us to discover it’s a song about how imperialists could save time and money by just eating their kids
July 14, 2024 at 5:18 PM
I still haven’t recovered from Hozier selectively teasing lines from the song Eat Your Young in such a way that it 100% sounded like it was about eating pussy and then releasing it for all of us to discover it’s a song about how imperialists could save time and money by just eating their kids
my new toothpaste tastes kinda weird
July 14, 2024 at 5:12 PM
my new toothpaste tastes kinda weird
liberals on cue to send thoughts and prayers and remind us all to be nice while they hastily scroll past dismembered kids for the 280th day
July 14, 2024 at 3:15 AM
liberals on cue to send thoughts and prayers and remind us all to be nice while they hastily scroll past dismembered kids for the 280th day
big night for critical thinkers
July 14, 2024 at 3:04 AM
big night for critical thinkers
I’m not going to lie I’m not excited for the response to this. No outcome I can think of is promising. But I’ll post thru it. 🤩🙌
July 13, 2024 at 11:38 PM
I’m not going to lie I’m not excited for the response to this. No outcome I can think of is promising. But I’ll post thru it. 🤩🙌
Joe Biden better erect a massive sustainably sourced Ruth Bader Ginsberg statue replacing the phallic/patriarchal Washington Monument STAT or it is FUCKING OVER
July 13, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Joe Biden better erect a massive sustainably sourced Ruth Bader Ginsberg statue replacing the phallic/patriarchal Washington Monument STAT or it is FUCKING OVER
heavy on my mind lately
July 13, 2024 at 5:15 PM
heavy on my mind lately
i’m very much like a dog in that if i am tweaking out the best course of action is probably to sneak some trazadone into a lil piece of cheese
July 13, 2024 at 1:40 PM
i’m very much like a dog in that if i am tweaking out the best course of action is probably to sneak some trazadone into a lil piece of cheese
One thing I will always do is instill fear in a random mf who doesn’t have moose in their area and thinks moose aren’t scary and are just larger, more hairy deer. No. They are irl cryptids. They walk among us.
July 13, 2024 at 1:23 PM
One thing I will always do is instill fear in a random mf who doesn’t have moose in their area and thinks moose aren’t scary and are just larger, more hairy deer. No. They are irl cryptids. They walk among us.