Co-sponsored by Lisa Beamer

You want an ominous glow

@gork is this true

how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...

And you'd be amazed what's in mostly-forgotten tunnels beneath France.

When I was down there with some RE, a few De Beers peeps were with us (don't ask). They asked what to do if they kicked a live shell.

ROYAL ENGINEER: Jump 50ft up. Burst through the surface. Scatter yourself over about 20 yards

Pitchforks, torches

lmao I had forgotten about that, though I would submit that our sister-in-law probably was not aware in the first place

Those are priceless

No, but I’m willing to bet he played Spectre at some point

Still not $2500 worth of clothes!

Xennials, really, but yeah, it’s just funny where our knowledge gaps lie. I would be equally at sea with most opera singers if it hadn’t been the constant backscatter of her conversations with her coworkers for a decade, who knows what other equally omnipresent pop culture I’m unaware of?

She later pointed out that the better comparison would be Pavarotti, which is absolutely correct.

Me: Even if you’re not into metal, they’re easily like the most well-known metal band in the world.

Wife: That can’t be true.

Me: This would be like if someone doesn’t recognize Andrea Bocelli.

Wife: That’s ridiculous, everyone knows Andrea Bocelli.