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cursed.monster
Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets)
@cursed.monster
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Computer necromancer/vivisectionist, spoiler of grain, electromagnetic wave wrangler. Has strong opinions, weakly held. Pronouns (he/him) in bio, always antifascist.
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I can’t say I’m surprised where I landed, but the neighboring clusters are a bit amusing.
A picture of a section of a BlueSky cluster map, showing me near the edge of the “Cybersecurity Professionals” cluster, which is neighbored by “UK PR and Communications Professionals”, “Cardiology Medical Professionals”, and “Drag Performance Artists”.
February 9, 2026 at 12:37 PM
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Update:
Twelve gyoza in a pan, covered with a glass lid
February 8, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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Miss Rachel and Zohran Mamdani, pantomiming crying
February 7, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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No new pictures, where are you mentally?
A felt mouse wearing a jaunty hood and holding a knife and a raspberry, captioned “I am plagued by concepts”
February 6, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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Hell yeah
A small rodent in a pink Barbie car, captioned “the horrors persist, but so do I”
February 3, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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Literally my favorite tote bag
A tote bag with silkscreened art in the style of a Campbell’s soup can, but the text says “SOUP for my FAMILY”
February 1, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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I, uh…

The resemblance is not SUPER close, but more than a little alarming
An open can of surstromming
January 30, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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*internal screaming intensifies*
During the first two audits (of the Android and iOs versions), the protocol used was the one implemented from the forked Signal application. It is worth mentioning the fact that Oxen performed a complete redesign of the cryptographic protocol used for encryption and signature of messages. This refactoring took place right before the third and last audit of the desktop version. As a result, the original 32-day deadline has been extended by an additional 10 days.
January 29, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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lol. lmao
A police dog in a courtroom looking directly at the camera, captioned “You’re going to fucking jail, Greg.”
January 27, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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A police dog in a courtroom looking directly at the camera, captioned, “You’re going to fucking jail, Greg.”
January 25, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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How about price per quart of face cream
January 23, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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Pictured: the actual Scatman
The Poopsmith
January 19, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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Everyone is dunking on this, but GameStop is right: this is actually actress Sophie Turner cleverly dressed to closely resemble Lara Croft

Don’t be fooled
Post from GameStop on Twitter: This is not Lara Croft Quoted tweet from IGN (@IGN): Amazon has revealed a first look at Sophie Turner as Lara Croft in the new Prime Video Tomb Raider series: [image of Sophie Turner looking a lot like Lara Croft]
January 16, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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Kinda burying some important context here:
• Earlier in January, Ukrainska Pravda reported that President Volodymyr Zelenskyy intends to relieve Vasyl Maliuk of his duties as head of the SSU and is considering appointing him as head of the Foreign Intelligence Service of Ukraine or as secretary of the National Security and Defence Council of Ukraine.
January 13, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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Meanwhile, where we should have been from the start was
Bert from Sesame Street looking mad next to Osama bin Laden
January 8, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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Scene from 40-Year-Old Virgin: “…and then you fuck the plant.”
January 4, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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THAT IS NOT HOW THE MOON WORKS, GREAT WOLF LODGE
A photograph of a projection screen showing a moon which appears to be partially eclipsed rather than a proper gibbous moon.
December 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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A kitten with its mouth open, with a pink word balloon saying “we live in hell” in a cute craftsy typeface
December 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Evergreen
Anime frames with a pilot in a helmet: Frame 1: I am a genius! Frame 2, with many speed lines: Oh no!
December 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Meanwhile, me
Picture of an eagle which looks like it is angrily stomping around on a beach, captioned “me going on a stupid little daily walk just to feel something”
December 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Search your camera roll for hell
Deli container label from Westside Market NYC reading: [title] Assorted cheese hell. . . . .yes [description] The sky is dark the wind is cold the night is young before it’s old and gray. We will know the thrill of it all -- Byran Freey [data] Packed on: Oct 01 Net wt: 1 pcs Price (lb): 1/5.99 Total price: $5.99
December 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM