You claim to be an LGBT ally, yet you refuse to have sex with me? Wow. True colours moment.

very hot tip: if you see this shit in the store buy it. it’s peak refreshment. mixes perfectly with gin if you’re into that kind of thing. i get it at aldi but imagine it’s elsewhere

this isnt a sponsored post but it was made out of personal self interest, because if they stop making it i will kms

SKEET stands for Spreading Kindness Everywhere Except Twitter

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