Just watched The Nice Guys not sure why I skipped over it. Pretty funny. Good action set pieces. I couldn’t tell at first who the nice guys were, but in the end even though both guys had their faults it was clear it was them.

STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife

God if porno theaters were still a thing I would be banned from all of them for a prodigious use of "I'll have what she's having!"

me but it's a dick pic

evil drake but he's just chill

shit based economy

the worst thing about BSKY is it's all replies I don't want to dig for the ops:(

need girldick in my life tbh😮‍💨

I wantto play star citizen so bad😭😭😭

there's a fucking POSTING LIMIT ON TWITTER NOW?!

apparently a 3rd of people who own the witcher 3 haven't even gotten halfway

how suicidal do I have to be for work to have no choice but to comply w my unreasonable request of asking to be put on a shift where I'm not constantly stressed and uncomfortable?🙃🙃🙃

dude I'm not about to lay here another 7 hours just to not get sleep I'm playing Witcher

yeah, i like skeets

S - pushing
K - greg
E - abbott
E - into
T - a
S - river

all my dopamine gone :(

As I predicted the Oppenheimer film is leading to crude utilitarian excuse making for the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. And that’s why Oppenheimer is my worst film of the year even though I haven’t seen it. Because it has inadvertently prompted utilitarianism.

me in the employee bathroom trying to figure out the angle a butthole would have to be aimed to get shit on the walls like this