My form of edging is spending all my waking hours in a state of pent-up annoyance but never actually exploding at anyone.

Liam Neeson: table for one please

Waiter: whoa you're liam neeson

Liam Neeson: is that a problem

Waiter: no i was just taken by surprise

Liam Neeson: *nose to nose* i will find this "surprise" and i will kill him

They eat a cold carb
They eat a hot carb
They eat a cheesy carb
They eat a chocolate carb

They eat a carb that remind them of the good times

They eat a carb that reminds them of the best times

Ima confess to yall... Ive never had eggnog. Cant get past the look and texture.

i'm going to invent an "american style" full english breakfast that's so good it heals the wound first opened at lexington and concord

Just realised it's international men's day today. I'm celebrating by leaving the toilet seat up.