Cuck Norris
@cucknorris69.bsky.social
Just a red blooded American who loves God, guns, and watching two dudes who responded to a Craigslist ad plow my wife
My pronouns are round/house
(This is a parody account if it wasn't obvious)
My pronouns are round/house
(This is a parody account if it wasn't obvious)
Credit to Teenage Stepdad
December 27, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Credit to Teenage Stepdad
Me and my good buddy Elon taking a break from the MAGA team gang bang at Mar A Lago. Man, can that guy fuck!
December 23, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Me and my good buddy Elon taking a break from the MAGA team gang bang at Mar A Lago. Man, can that guy fuck!
Me fighting my wife's boyfriend Jaques for the last juicebox in the fridge
December 22, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Me fighting my wife's boyfriend Jaques for the last juicebox in the fridge
Glad to see my boy Hersch wasn't left out in the cold! As you all know, he's super qualified for literally any job because his last job was playing catch for millions of dollars!
December 22, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Glad to see my boy Hersch wasn't left out in the cold! As you all know, he's super qualified for literally any job because his last job was playing catch for millions of dollars!
Didn't take long for the sexbots to find me. Listen, ladies (lady? Bot? Idk), I'm happily married and my wife has a boyfriend, so STAY AWAY.
December 22, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Didn't take long for the sexbots to find me. Listen, ladies (lady? Bot? Idk), I'm happily married and my wife has a boyfriend, so STAY AWAY.