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Luminescent Laura Sappy-Gluewho
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Midwestern, tattooed, dog and cat mom (feral goblin) who likes all things Cubs, pro wrestlin, & Raiders! Buy me tacos and tell me I’m pretty. (Cash app/Venmo or PP 🤣)
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An AEW way to remember this:

Whose house? Swerve's house.
Who's on fire? Darby is on fire.
Confession: Swerve Strickland was the one who made me finally figure out when to use "who's" and "whose", and I can't believe it took me that long.
November 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Heidi!!
SATURDAY! SATURDAY! SATURDAY!
Be there or be square! theorientaltheater.com/event/453927
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This is ridiculous. There’s already a shortage.
“The Department of Education said what now? Nursing is ‘no longer a professional degree’? Tell that to the nurses who kept this country alive while half of Washington was playing political cosplay.
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Okay, who do I know in Ontario Canada…who likes Letterkenny and wants to help an Iowa girl out.
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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This is an accidentally honest answer. What she's saying in code is:
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
Q: What did the president mean when he called a reporter "piggy"?

LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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A senior ICE official just admitted in an evidentiary hearing in Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s case that someone else drafted his declaration in the case and he didn’t know what certain words meant.
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Duh.

Why else do you post thirst traps? 🤣
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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What do you mean it’s only Tuesday?

#cats #BlueskyCats #gato #adoptdontshop #fosterkittens #DMV #adoptme

And yes, you should follow our fosters on the ‘gram @littletailfosters
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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This is Fendi. He is seen here demonstrating the internationally acknowledged sign language for politely requesting uppies. 13/10 would pick him up immediately (TT: isthat_jojo)
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Side note: completely random…

Anyone hate their bank and want to try Chime? It’s awesome….and there’s money in it for both of us.

Join me on Chime and get $100. Terms apply. www.chime.com/r/laurastapl...
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November 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Let’s go, Raiders! Beat them Cowboys!
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
❤️❤️❤️❤️
the orange leaves of the common serviceberry, theyre very nice but also theyve mostly fallen off since last week. they just get perfect and immediately disappear. its not fair to me, the consumer (of nature)
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Utility companies…you too.
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Things you won’t hear me say often:

Go Donks!

(Relish it, @rmac53b.bsky.social !)
November 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Oh this is good!
let’s do some something different. 🩶

reply with a selfie/pet pic and i’ll TRY to photoshop you/your pet in movies, art, music, etc. 🩶

tips appreciated but not required. linktr.ee/riotgrlerin
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November 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I shared this on TikTok but…she needs to be heard. And megyn needs to go back to the hole she crawled out of
“Hey Megyn Kelly, I'm Eloise & I'm 14y”

“kids my age aren't supposed to be the ones correcting you. We're not supposed to be the moral compass in a room full of adults who should have known better. But here we are“

”You're protecting the predator! & you shouldn't need a freshman to tell you that.”
November 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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#AEWCollision continues LIVE on TNT and HBO Max
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT, BABAY!
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Anyone else watch EVIL ?! 👿
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Boostin.

Erin is a master and deserving of your tip’s & attention!
got some new stuff on my ipad and can’t sleep. reply with a selfie/pet pic and i’ll edit it in some way. 🩶

tips appreciated but not required. linktr.ee/riotgrlerin
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November 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
The worst kind of dude.

Gross.
JD Vance owns a company that buys American real estate and sells it to foreign investors. They specifically target Americans in crisis to buy their property for less than it is worth.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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I am looking for guests with disabilities to come on my award-winning podcast Disability After Dark. If you are interested, reach out to me at andrew@andrewgurza.com and please pass this along.
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Sharing this. With everything that’s happening…this is important. Got anything to add? Share below ⬇️, please.

open.spotify.com/playlist/2PR...
Goofy ass vibey stuff
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November 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM