If Tesla drops below $200 I will fall down to my knees and cry tears of joy

Your boos mean nothing to me,

I’ve seen what makes you cheer.

Guillermo del Toro says he's switching to posting on #Bluesky 🦋

"[My Twitter account] will stay mostly unused"

I’m crying…

Just been over to Twitter and it's lovely - full of friendly people engaged in respectful debate.
Just kidding! It's a binfire of conspiracy theory bollocks and hateful gobshites.

I hate Family Guy, like why is a toddler addicted to crystal meth

The Grammys really snubbed Bryson Tiller…

Mike Tyson can still win if Mike Pence has the courage.

Jake Paul needs to fight Jimmy Carter next

Now every time I open twitter my IQ drops by 3 points

For my first post I want to say, I actually like ‘Friday’ by Rebecca Black