Guybrush Threepwood
ctrlrdg.bsky.social
Guybrush Threepwood
@ctrlrdg.bsky.social
Dom in Reading. Foobar on recon.
Hmm. Have woken up unaccountably horny. I really need a hot guy to slowly abuse. Destroying his mind and making him beg for more.
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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If you are still supporting anything HP in the year 2025, FUCK OFF. You as a queer person do not get to feign ignorance.
'Art separated from artist' only works when the artist is dead.
The artist is actively trying to make peoples lives worse.
Leave your childhood IN THE PAST, you are now an adult!
November 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Am I doing Antwerp right?!
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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He ran into my dick.

He ran into my dick ten times

🎶 he had it cummin’

Pics to follow
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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normalize friends using you as living fleshlights
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Friends that send filthy videos to brighten up my soul-destroying job search are the best friends 😍
Now excuse me... I'll be in my bunk...
November 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Do I know anyone going to Hunter on Friday? Seems like a bunch of friends that go aren't around.
October 15, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Note to self, don’t complain to Daddy about being horny during locktober.

You will end up getting a task that just makes it worse.

10 mins of buzzy. Power increased every minute and a hit of poppers. No cumming.

I barely made it and now, I’m hornier than ever.
October 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Going on holiday with straight friends and not much alone time means I am definitely going to destroy someone when I get back. And locktober is just round the corner! Could be a fun month.
September 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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After a full day of mindfuckery, these two good boys need to strip so we can continue the session 🔥

There's a problem though; the tie one of them is wearing keeps overwhelming them with mindlessness & pleasure when they touch it! Who's fault could that be? 😇😜

Goddamn I love being in control 😈
September 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Been thinking more and more about phone control à la @jonasiason.bsky.social but combined with some daily tasks like photo posting on bluesky or even privately. To add a bit more jeopardy around meeting protocol requirements vs just having a peek at notifications etc
September 12, 2025 at 5:59 AM
That feeling as an adult where you realise you can in fact rewatch Priscilla Queen of the desert because why not.

I've been to Nice and the isle of Greece...
September 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Kink bitching #673: the people demand "good hygiene" but chew gum throughout?!
September 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Niche Kink Problems #23: People who are into raunch and leave me pants to "improve" for their next visit but have used remarkably persistent fabric softener... I mean like how many times do I need to soak them?!
September 3, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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Another load expertly extracted from a restrained rubber twink. This time it was @rossy6562.bsky.social. Who’s next? 👉🏼👈🏼
August 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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best way to cum is when a handsome top gets me fully naked on the side of the road and beats the cum out of my balls after breeding me 🥹🥵 @baptisteantoine.bsky.social
August 6, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Awwh sometimes you humiliate the guy nearby in the way he wants and when it involves pull ups and piss and telling him he tastes disgusting afterwards then it's just what he needs.
July 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
That thing where you chat to a very cute but very young straight couple and you would totally make him lucky Pierre or cuck him but...
July 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Just because someone isn’t into you doesn’t mean it’s because they find you unattractive. It could also be because they think you are very dumb. Or maybe they can’t stand your terrible personality. Don’t limit yourself.
July 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Happy pride London folks!
July 5, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Horny but too hot to do anything about it...
June 29, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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Straight romance novels: “Oh, I like two people, however will I choose between them?”

Fantasy queer life: “Oh, I like two people, however will I choose who goes in which hole?”

Actual queer life: “Oh, I like two people, however will I get this Google calendar shared with a Office365 user?”
June 18, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Imagine being under this right now... Do volunteer!
June 19, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Since I'm setting things up on Bluesky, here's a video of me from a very fun trip to see kinkytom84/84TW back in March. Strenuous bondage with some added fun, one of my favourite activities!
June 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Slow and gentle teasing yields the best edging desperation. Still have hours to go. Good thing @thekinktrovert.bsky.social was so well rested.
June 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM