CryptidCaptain 🥄🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🍉
@cryptid-exe.bsky.social
✨ they/them
| twitch streamer | infrequent youtuber | older than the gameboy color | spoonie |
i play games. mainly minecraft, but a variety of many other things as well!
👾 twitch.tv/cryptidcaptain
⛓ cryptidcaptain.carrd.co/
Persist 🌱 Resist ⛓️💥
| twitch streamer | infrequent youtuber | older than the gameboy color | spoonie |
i play games. mainly minecraft, but a variety of many other things as well!
👾 twitch.tv/cryptidcaptain
⛓ cryptidcaptain.carrd.co/
Persist 🌱 Resist ⛓️💥
Pinned
i am still Alive ✌️
just been avoiding social media because my brain is too loud 😞
maybe join my discrd tho?
( 🔗 in profile 👍)
just been avoiding social media because my brain is too loud 😞
maybe join my discrd tho?
( 🔗 in profile 👍)
July 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i am still Alive ✌️
just been avoiding social media because my brain is too loud 😞
maybe join my discrd tho?
( 🔗 in profile 👍)
just been avoiding social media because my brain is too loud 😞
maybe join my discrd tho?
( 🔗 in profile 👍)
“How do i amplify a petition that is kind of specific to My Local Area without doxxing My General Location??” and other Daily Anxieties that Consume My Waking Moments.
- a Live mixed media production by Me ✌️
- a Live mixed media production by Me ✌️
June 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
“How do i amplify a petition that is kind of specific to My Local Area without doxxing My General Location??” and other Daily Anxieties that Consume My Waking Moments.
- a Live mixed media production by Me ✌️
- a Live mixed media production by Me ✌️
anyway nbd just crying while doing yard chores (again)
this time with ✨Background Music 🎶 ✨
this time with ✨Background Music 🎶 ✨
June 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
anyway nbd just crying while doing yard chores (again)
this time with ✨Background Music 🎶 ✨
this time with ✨Background Music 🎶 ✨
y’all something’s wrong with my car radio…
i still ponder of something terrifying
even though i have sound to hide behind
i still ponder of something terrifying
even though i have sound to hide behind
June 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
y’all something’s wrong with my car radio…
i still ponder of something terrifying
even though i have sound to hide behind
i still ponder of something terrifying
even though i have sound to hide behind
the other day i thought we had some good news (relatively) happening.
i was almost motivated to like. Do Something Fun for Myself as a result.
and within like 12 hours it turned bad again…
i want to make calls but im just shaking crying and so tired.
i just want to live…
i was almost motivated to like. Do Something Fun for Myself as a result.
and within like 12 hours it turned bad again…
i want to make calls but im just shaking crying and so tired.
i just want to live…
May 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
the other day i thought we had some good news (relatively) happening.
i was almost motivated to like. Do Something Fun for Myself as a result.
and within like 12 hours it turned bad again…
i want to make calls but im just shaking crying and so tired.
i just want to live…
i was almost motivated to like. Do Something Fun for Myself as a result.
and within like 12 hours it turned bad again…
i want to make calls but im just shaking crying and so tired.
i just want to live…
it’s wild tbh… back when I was young, all the TERFs around me were SO UPSET about “women being defined by/reduced down to organs or parts” and there was so much vocal uproar FROM RELIGIOUS ANTI-TRANS PEOPLE about how it was “gross” and “demeaning” to define women that way….
May 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
it’s wild tbh… back when I was young, all the TERFs around me were SO UPSET about “women being defined by/reduced down to organs or parts” and there was so much vocal uproar FROM RELIGIOUS ANTI-TRANS PEOPLE about how it was “gross” and “demeaning” to define women that way….
something that’s always great is seeing a kid wearing a Minecraft shirt/gear of some kind and telling them you like it. they get so happy.
it’s especially great when they’re like “it’s Minecraft!” and you can tell them “I like Minecraft too” and they get even more excited.
fuckin adorable.
it’s especially great when they’re like “it’s Minecraft!” and you can tell them “I like Minecraft too” and they get even more excited.
fuckin adorable.
May 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
something that’s always great is seeing a kid wearing a Minecraft shirt/gear of some kind and telling them you like it. they get so happy.
it’s especially great when they’re like “it’s Minecraft!” and you can tell them “I like Minecraft too” and they get even more excited.
fuckin adorable.
it’s especially great when they’re like “it’s Minecraft!” and you can tell them “I like Minecraft too” and they get even more excited.
fuckin adorable.
I’m live!
playing The Room (fun and creepy puzzle box game)!!
come hang out if you’re free :D
www.twitch.tv/cryptidcaptain
playing The Room (fun and creepy puzzle box game)!!
come hang out if you’re free :D
www.twitch.tv/cryptidcaptain
April 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I’m live!
playing The Room (fun and creepy puzzle box game)!!
come hang out if you’re free :D
www.twitch.tv/cryptidcaptain
playing The Room (fun and creepy puzzle box game)!!
come hang out if you’re free :D
www.twitch.tv/cryptidcaptain
gonna be starting later than i thought! (who's shocked?? 😅) probably 5pm-ish instead!
hope to see you there! :P
hope to see you there! :P
perhaps a small stream this Saturday? 👀
perhaps? 👀
haven’t decided on a time yet but it would probably be the afternoon. so maybe like 3pm (eastern time)? Keep an eyes out here and my channel for when I go live!
(and join my discord for updates too! 🔗 in bio 👍)
perhaps? 👀
haven’t decided on a time yet but it would probably be the afternoon. so maybe like 3pm (eastern time)? Keep an eyes out here and my channel for when I go live!
(and join my discord for updates too! 🔗 in bio 👍)
April 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
gonna be starting later than i thought! (who's shocked?? 😅) probably 5pm-ish instead!
hope to see you there! :P
hope to see you there! :P
perhaps a small stream this Saturday? 👀
perhaps? 👀
haven’t decided on a time yet but it would probably be the afternoon. so maybe like 3pm (eastern time)? Keep an eyes out here and my channel for when I go live!
(and join my discord for updates too! 🔗 in bio 👍)
perhaps? 👀
haven’t decided on a time yet but it would probably be the afternoon. so maybe like 3pm (eastern time)? Keep an eyes out here and my channel for when I go live!
(and join my discord for updates too! 🔗 in bio 👍)
April 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
perhaps a small stream this Saturday? 👀
perhaps? 👀
haven’t decided on a time yet but it would probably be the afternoon. so maybe like 3pm (eastern time)? Keep an eyes out here and my channel for when I go live!
(and join my discord for updates too! 🔗 in bio 👍)
perhaps? 👀
haven’t decided on a time yet but it would probably be the afternoon. so maybe like 3pm (eastern time)? Keep an eyes out here and my channel for when I go live!
(and join my discord for updates too! 🔗 in bio 👍)
Reposted by CryptidCaptain 🥄🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🍉
SEGUNDA TEMPORADA DE ARKANIS ESTÁ CONFIRMADA!
Mas não parem de doar! Não parem de divulgar! Temos as metas extendidas que ainda podemos atingir! Temos um pão com manteiga mas podemos rechear ainda mais esse sanduíche!
#Arkanis
Mas não parem de doar! Não parem de divulgar! Temos as metas extendidas que ainda podemos atingir! Temos um pão com manteiga mas podemos rechear ainda mais esse sanduíche!
#Arkanis
April 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
SEGUNDA TEMPORADA DE ARKANIS ESTÁ CONFIRMADA!
Mas não parem de doar! Não parem de divulgar! Temos as metas extendidas que ainda podemos atingir! Temos um pão com manteiga mas podemos rechear ainda mais esse sanduíche!
#Arkanis
Mas não parem de doar! Não parem de divulgar! Temos as metas extendidas que ainda podemos atingir! Temos um pão com manteiga mas podemos rechear ainda mais esse sanduíche!
#Arkanis
it’s an international holiday, gamers 💜
Happy birthday Hermitcraft!!!!
Hermitcraft was started on this day in 2012. That makes this wonderful server 13 years old!
What are some of your favorite memories of the server from the past 13 years?
Hermitcraft was started on this day in 2012. That makes this wonderful server 13 years old!
What are some of your favorite memories of the server from the past 13 years?
April 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
it’s an international holiday, gamers 💜
can’t believe I’m possibly missing important lore for The Realm™ (HideDuo reunion at The Ball 🤞🏻) because of an optometrist appointment i can’t have anything in my godforsaken queer life
March 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
can’t believe I’m possibly missing important lore for The Realm™ (HideDuo reunion at The Ball 🤞🏻) because of an optometrist appointment i can’t have anything in my godforsaken queer life
Reposted by CryptidCaptain 🥄🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🍉
I'm gonna be writing about this in the next part of my A Brief History series - a lot of archetypal modern transphobia stems from this moment. Def worth a Google if you're not aware.
daily.jstor.org/trans-lating...
Good piece from last year on the Fanny and Stella toilet panic trial of the 1870s, and potential trans readings of the defendents (who are usually described by historians as gay men, but wrote letters to their partners as from their "wives" in their female names).
Good piece from last year on the Fanny and Stella toilet panic trial of the 1870s, and potential trans readings of the defendents (who are usually described by historians as gay men, but wrote letters to their partners as from their "wives" in their female names).
Trans-lating the Story of Fanny and Stella - JSTOR Daily
The Victorian-era trial of Fanny and Stella has been variously interpreted over the years. But what if it was a trans narrative all along?
daily.jstor.org
March 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I'm gonna be writing about this in the next part of my A Brief History series - a lot of archetypal modern transphobia stems from this moment. Def worth a Google if you're not aware.
oh good lord Ao3 is absolutely gonna have just an enormous influx of those “[X] invited you to the [Y] group chat” “chat/text fics” and they’re all gonna be memes and/or satire or at least titled to be that way 💀
March 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
oh good lord Ao3 is absolutely gonna have just an enormous influx of those “[X] invited you to the [Y] group chat” “chat/text fics” and they’re all gonna be memes and/or satire or at least titled to be that way 💀
2 YEARS??!
March 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
2 YEARS??!
moving makes the pain so bad and then i try to stretch and readjust to make it stop which makes it worse so currently it seems if i remain Perfectly Still i should feel a bare minimum amount of the pain so i’m just here like:
March 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
moving makes the pain so bad and then i try to stretch and readjust to make it stop which makes it worse so currently it seems if i remain Perfectly Still i should feel a bare minimum amount of the pain so i’m just here like:
no but it’s actually hilarious how i know the two purple guys that came to MY mind immediately. and i know at least one of them isn’t the one you’re thinking of 😂
lots of fucked up purple guys lmao
lots of fucked up purple guys lmao
what the fuck is wrong with that purple guy?: a statement that can be made about at least two pieces of media. possibly more. what other fucked up purple guys will we uncover next?
March 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
no but it’s actually hilarious how i know the two purple guys that came to MY mind immediately. and i know at least one of them isn’t the one you’re thinking of 😂
lots of fucked up purple guys lmao
lots of fucked up purple guys lmao
Reposted by CryptidCaptain 🥄🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🍉
what the fuck is wrong with that purple guy?: a statement that can be made about at least two pieces of media. possibly more. what other fucked up purple guys will we uncover next?
March 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
what the fuck is wrong with that purple guy?: a statement that can be made about at least two pieces of media. possibly more. what other fucked up purple guys will we uncover next?
like??
social media is often one of the only ways many people are able to connect with others when it comes to activism and support about the (quite literally) unending stream of bs that is the current state of the world.
“I don’t want to see Politics” is a privileged take at the BEST of times!! —
social media is often one of the only ways many people are able to connect with others when it comes to activism and support about the (quite literally) unending stream of bs that is the current state of the world.
“I don’t want to see Politics” is a privileged take at the BEST of times!! —
“I hate that people on this site have Fun Interests in their bios but always post about Icky Bad Political Stuff instead. It’s a bummer and I don’t like seeing it. Touch grass.”
The world is on fire, Shannon.
People are dying and losing their rights, Shannon.
Maybe YOU need to touch grass, Shannon.
The world is on fire, Shannon.
People are dying and losing their rights, Shannon.
Maybe YOU need to touch grass, Shannon.
March 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
like??
social media is often one of the only ways many people are able to connect with others when it comes to activism and support about the (quite literally) unending stream of bs that is the current state of the world.
“I don’t want to see Politics” is a privileged take at the BEST of times!! —
social media is often one of the only ways many people are able to connect with others when it comes to activism and support about the (quite literally) unending stream of bs that is the current state of the world.
“I don’t want to see Politics” is a privileged take at the BEST of times!! —
“I hate that people on this site have Fun Interests in their bios but always post about Icky Bad Political Stuff instead. It’s a bummer and I don’t like seeing it. Touch grass.”
The world is on fire, Shannon.
People are dying and losing their rights, Shannon.
Maybe YOU need to touch grass, Shannon.
The world is on fire, Shannon.
People are dying and losing their rights, Shannon.
Maybe YOU need to touch grass, Shannon.
March 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
“I hate that people on this site have Fun Interests in their bios but always post about Icky Bad Political Stuff instead. It’s a bummer and I don’t like seeing it. Touch grass.”
The world is on fire, Shannon.
People are dying and losing their rights, Shannon.
Maybe YOU need to touch grass, Shannon.
The world is on fire, Shannon.
People are dying and losing their rights, Shannon.
Maybe YOU need to touch grass, Shannon.
last minute Cryptid crumbs?
i am in (the background) of NewKiddo’s stream today!
www.youtube.com/live/j35ZyY_...
i am in (the background) of NewKiddo’s stream today!
www.youtube.com/live/j35ZyY_...
Rock-Stars of Road Trips [Part 3]
YouTube video by NewKiddo
www.youtube.com
March 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
last minute Cryptid crumbs?
i am in (the background) of NewKiddo’s stream today!
www.youtube.com/live/j35ZyY_...
i am in (the background) of NewKiddo’s stream today!
www.youtube.com/live/j35ZyY_...
like yes, I’m complaining (about my unreliable body), so this should go on my alt maybe. because i feel bad talking about it at all.
but i also don’t like NOT talking about it because i think it’s important to talk about, not just for my sake.
chronic pain/chronic illness is real and really sucks.
but i also don’t like NOT talking about it because i think it’s important to talk about, not just for my sake.
chronic pain/chronic illness is real and really sucks.
imagine how unstoppable I’d be if I could get a full night of sleep instead of waking up ever few hours from pain?
and then being to exhausted to function during the day?
and still having pain, especially in my arms/hands, on top of that?
and also random migraines?
imagine.
unfortunately ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
and then being to exhausted to function during the day?
and still having pain, especially in my arms/hands, on top of that?
and also random migraines?
imagine.
unfortunately ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
March 23, 2025 at 8:46 AM
like yes, I’m complaining (about my unreliable body), so this should go on my alt maybe. because i feel bad talking about it at all.
but i also don’t like NOT talking about it because i think it’s important to talk about, not just for my sake.
chronic pain/chronic illness is real and really sucks.
but i also don’t like NOT talking about it because i think it’s important to talk about, not just for my sake.
chronic pain/chronic illness is real and really sucks.