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CryptidCaptain 🥄🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉
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| twitch streamer | infrequent youtuber | older than the gameboy color | spoonie |

i play games. mainly minecraft, but a variety of many other things as well!

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Persist 🌱 Resist ⛓️‍💥
THEY ARE THE WOOOOORST!!! 😂
May 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I love these!!!
prom dress owl is killing meeeee 😭 🤣
May 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
every time I see conservatives wailing about “The Definition of Adult Human Female is-” i lose it a little bit because I REMEMBER THEY USED TO HATE THAT. I was taught by so many people that I was supposed to hate that!!!
Now they just use it to be cruel and attack other people!

evil timeline!!
May 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
- how they all are now. Clinging to it like it’s their favorite and most sacred truth to cry “”BIOLOGY”” without meaning anything beyond “reducing down to body parts”. Because now they think it helps them.

it’s bizarre but also just….gross. it the same unfortunate hypocrisy I’ve become so aware of.
May 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
to go from being so adamantly opposed, even angry, at the prospect people are “only seeing you as an organ”, but then once that had been explained (“no, actually, we don’t think body parts are the defining factors of gender identity or expression at all”) to doing an about face and turning into -
May 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
and it just baffles me because like….obviously the point was missed completely. plenty of people have exhaustively explained the point of inclusive/broad terminology and anyone who bothers to actually listen will actually learn something.

the part that’s really baffling is the complete switch up…
May 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
this of course always became even “worse” when inclusive/broad terminology was used anywhere (like “people who menstruate” / “people with breasts” etc). They’d go on tirades about how, somehow, this was both erasing women and reducing them down to things like lactating or having a uterus…
May 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
And she’s usually the one running/looping xD
May 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
A & B seems accurate 🙂‍↕️
May 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
the absurdity 💀 🤣
April 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Same. I don’t want a complete reset.

I miss everything about the QSMP, the collaboration and the silliness, and of course the language/cultural sharing. it was an amazing time for Minecraft/gaming community, especially me during a difficult time. It brought so much joy. But I don’t want a reset 🤞🏻.
April 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
he really wants to have it all!! XD
April 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Gorgeous! Heartbreaking! Thank you for the food! 🙏 🥲 🌹
April 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I love short king cubito Pac xD however, Pac apparently did say his cubito is very tall 👀
Now I have to imagine multiple realities! lol
April 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I think it’s another case of people who say “i don’t like ANY changes to websites i use” combined with people who have a weird hate for all types of security features/fraud prevention….(reminds me of people being mad about Minecraft chat reports because they want to use slurs “privately” 💀)
April 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM