Crypt/Milo Valentine
@crypt-keeper-em.bsky.social
He/They/It , Traumageinc system , bodily 19 (April 06)
i also go by looey or kilo(volt) most of the time :p
i also go by looey or kilo(volt) most of the time :p
“don’t drink diet coke it’ll give you cancer 🥺🥺”
girl i do so much shit that can give me cancer i do NOT give a fuck. you look like you have lung cancer stfu old ass (-🫀)
girl i do so much shit that can give me cancer i do NOT give a fuck. you look like you have lung cancer stfu old ass (-🫀)
October 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
“don’t drink diet coke it’ll give you cancer 🥺🥺”
girl i do so much shit that can give me cancer i do NOT give a fuck. you look like you have lung cancer stfu old ass (-🫀)
girl i do so much shit that can give me cancer i do NOT give a fuck. you look like you have lung cancer stfu old ass (-🫀)
is it a parasocial relationship if i jokingly call the regulars at the place at work at my homies or is that just me being silly /gen
September 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
is it a parasocial relationship if i jokingly call the regulars at the place at work at my homies or is that just me being silly /gen
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DAS LEBEN KANN MICH MAL AN MEINEN KIRSCHTOMATENGROBEN EIERN LECKEN
September 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
DAS LEBEN KANN MICH MAL AN MEINEN KIRSCHTOMATENGROBEN EIERN LECKEN
*guy on tiktok shop testing out a dog collar on himself* yeowch, why did i even get this sample
me, an intellectual: Ya know tumblr might have a thing or two to say about this video
me, an intellectual: Ya know tumblr might have a thing or two to say about this video
September 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
*guy on tiktok shop testing out a dog collar on himself* yeowch, why did i even get this sample
me, an intellectual: Ya know tumblr might have a thing or two to say about this video
me, an intellectual: Ya know tumblr might have a thing or two to say about this video
i ate the host. 🧍♂️
(i, Denki Kaminari, an alter that has been around since about 2019, fused with the host of the last 7-8 ish years, and am now hosting this weird traumatized body.)
(i, Denki Kaminari, an alter that has been around since about 2019, fused with the host of the last 7-8 ish years, and am now hosting this weird traumatized body.)
September 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
i ate the host. 🧍♂️
(i, Denki Kaminari, an alter that has been around since about 2019, fused with the host of the last 7-8 ish years, and am now hosting this weird traumatized body.)
(i, Denki Kaminari, an alter that has been around since about 2019, fused with the host of the last 7-8 ish years, and am now hosting this weird traumatized body.)
why do people not know what headphones are. i don’t want to hear you’re christian healing video from 11 feet across the room in a full restaurant. please.
September 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
why do people not know what headphones are. i don’t want to hear you’re christian healing video from 11 feet across the room in a full restaurant. please.
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Ngl, I watched the Charlie Kirk vid is tough and wild to watch, but remembering that it was Charlie Kirk makes me not feel as bad
September 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Ngl, I watched the Charlie Kirk vid is tough and wild to watch, but remembering that it was Charlie Kirk makes me not feel as bad
how am i supposed to thrive as a nefarious tranny fag in these conditions.
September 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
how am i supposed to thrive as a nefarious tranny fag in these conditions.
HAH i just saw charlie kirk get shot
uhh rip probably, anyways, What does bullet mean in latin
uhh rip probably, anyways, What does bullet mean in latin
September 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
HAH i just saw charlie kirk get shot
uhh rip probably, anyways, What does bullet mean in latin
uhh rip probably, anyways, What does bullet mean in latin
Ice agents should kill themselves
July 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Ice agents should kill themselves
Why is she yelling at me 😭😭😭😭
June 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Why is she yelling at me 😭😭😭😭
Why am I getting feeder content in my feed, I don’t not ask for this, no thank you please
June 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Why am I getting feeder content in my feed, I don’t not ask for this, no thank you please
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LAPD when they think nobody is watching
June 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
LAPD when they think nobody is watching
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Is anyone really that shocked to learn that NRA members didn’t really believe that “stand up to tyranny” stuff?
And that the organization mainly exists to taunt victimized families and communities after mass shootings?
And that the organization mainly exists to taunt victimized families and communities after mass shootings?
June 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Is anyone really that shocked to learn that NRA members didn’t really believe that “stand up to tyranny” stuff?
And that the organization mainly exists to taunt victimized families and communities after mass shootings?
And that the organization mainly exists to taunt victimized families and communities after mass shootings?
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Greta Thunberg, Liam Cunningham, & several other people are being attacked, boarded, & presumably bombed with white phosphorus RIGHT NOW.
This is yet another war crime against a ship carrying only aid and a crew carrying no weapons.
Make no mistake. The Zionist project wants Palestine to starve.
This is yet another war crime against a ship carrying only aid and a crew carrying no weapons.
Make no mistake. The Zionist project wants Palestine to starve.
June 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Greta Thunberg, Liam Cunningham, & several other people are being attacked, boarded, & presumably bombed with white phosphorus RIGHT NOW.
This is yet another war crime against a ship carrying only aid and a crew carrying no weapons.
Make no mistake. The Zionist project wants Palestine to starve.
This is yet another war crime against a ship carrying only aid and a crew carrying no weapons.
Make no mistake. The Zionist project wants Palestine to starve.
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This stuff doesn’t look very protect-and-serve-y
June 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
This stuff doesn’t look very protect-and-serve-y
Cafe time, wow
June 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Cafe time, wow
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This is the way to stand up to these bullies! Respect ✊
June 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
This is the way to stand up to these bullies! Respect ✊
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Why he built like that
May 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Why he built like that
Fuck Sally. Lightning and Doc should kiss.
April 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Fuck Sally. Lightning and Doc should kiss.
Weird Al and Uncle Grandpa should kiss
April 20, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Weird Al and Uncle Grandpa should kiss
Help why did I just get flash banged by a fantasy dildo on my feed
What.
What.
April 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Help why did I just get flash banged by a fantasy dildo on my feed
What.
What.
God damnit. I don’t want to see politics on here right now I want to see questionable art to try and figure out if it’s fetish content or not 😭😭
April 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
God damnit. I don’t want to see politics on here right now I want to see questionable art to try and figure out if it’s fetish content or not 😭😭