Rob🏳️🌈
@cryogenic-catnip.bsky.social
Writer in my head. ADHD+OCD. Trans lives matter. TERFs can fuck right off this page. Gay, Married, Poly, Liberal as hell. Potentially NSFW. You have been warned.
Jewish friends: is a tip jar something different to a mohel?
August 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Jewish friends: is a tip jar something different to a mohel?
Actually rubbed a blister in my thumb playing DK: Bananza. I honestly didn't think a game could have me doing that any more. 10/10.
July 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Actually rubbed a blister in my thumb playing DK: Bananza. I honestly didn't think a game could have me doing that any more. 10/10.
Is it a bad omen when your toothbrush snaps in half mid-brush?
June 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Is it a bad omen when your toothbrush snaps in half mid-brush?
Amen
June 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Amen
I'm equally excited by #FinalDestinationBloodlines and #LiloandStitch. That says something... Just not sure what...
May 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I'm equally excited by #FinalDestinationBloodlines and #LiloandStitch. That says something... Just not sure what...
Was upset to miss last fall's showings of #WaitressMusical. Found out today that the pro shot is on Max. 🥧🥧🥧
March 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Was upset to miss last fall's showings of #WaitressMusical. Found out today that the pro shot is on Max. 🥧🥧🥧
Convo at work:
Rep A: Well, you are what you eat
Rep 2 ... (Looks at me and turns red. Says nothing)
15 min later, outside building
Me: So...what were you going to say?
Rep 2: I was going to ask if that's why you were a dick......
NGL.... LMAO
Rep A: Well, you are what you eat
Rep 2 ... (Looks at me and turns red. Says nothing)
15 min later, outside building
Me: So...what were you going to say?
Rep 2: I was going to ask if that's why you were a dick......
NGL.... LMAO
March 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Convo at work:
Rep A: Well, you are what you eat
Rep 2 ... (Looks at me and turns red. Says nothing)
15 min later, outside building
Me: So...what were you going to say?
Rep 2: I was going to ask if that's why you were a dick......
NGL.... LMAO
Rep A: Well, you are what you eat
Rep 2 ... (Looks at me and turns red. Says nothing)
15 min later, outside building
Me: So...what were you going to say?
Rep 2: I was going to ask if that's why you were a dick......
NGL.... LMAO
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English is strange.....
Throwing out a back = Bad
Blowing out a back = Good
Throwing out a back = Bad
Blowing out a back = Good
February 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
English is strange.....
Throwing out a back = Bad
Blowing out a back = Good
Throwing out a back = Bad
Blowing out a back = Good
If you take your shirt off and still look like you're wearing a sweater.... Dayum.
January 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
If you take your shirt off and still look like you're wearing a sweater.... Dayum.
Why TF is Mercy Health so goddamn slow? And why would you keep us in ER waiting AFTER uploading the results to your app?
January 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Why TF is Mercy Health so goddamn slow? And why would you keep us in ER waiting AFTER uploading the results to your app?
Finding out about Neil Gaiman is like finding out that there isn't a Santa.
January 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Finding out about Neil Gaiman is like finding out that there isn't a Santa.
Anyone else start their 2025 #Christmas #Knitting yet?
January 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Anyone else start their 2025 #Christmas #Knitting yet?
The ADHD urge to recreate an entire set for Clue/Cluedo out of plastic canvas... Where and why does my brain do this?!?
December 31, 2024 at 11:14 PM
The ADHD urge to recreate an entire set for Clue/Cluedo out of plastic canvas... Where and why does my brain do this?!?
It's 2 days after Xmas, and I'm already starting holiday crafting plans for 2025.....
December 27, 2024 at 2:15 PM
It's 2 days after Xmas, and I'm already starting holiday crafting plans for 2025.....
It's a mini Segway
whatever could it be
December 26, 2024 at 7:26 PM
It's a mini Segway
I've known this kid since he was 12.... My husband's nephew (now 31) is officially bearded tatted stroller meat... WTF happened in the last 20-ish years?
December 25, 2024 at 8:35 PM
I've known this kid since he was 12.... My husband's nephew (now 31) is officially bearded tatted stroller meat... WTF happened in the last 20-ish years?
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I wish Luigi Mangione had written "Merry Christmas" on the bullet casings
December 15, 2024 at 1:59 AM
I wish Luigi Mangione had written "Merry Christmas" on the bullet casings
My toxic trait : Not being able to tell if the nice guy is just being funny and polite or is flirting..... Is this flirting? Can someone tell me? ....please.....
December 14, 2024 at 3:36 AM
My toxic trait : Not being able to tell if the nice guy is just being funny and polite or is flirting..... Is this flirting? Can someone tell me? ....please.....
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BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers:
Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.
That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.
That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
December 10, 2024 at 5:23 AM
BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers:
Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.
That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.
That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
The sheer number of septum piercings on my feed says something.... Not sure what... But something
December 10, 2024 at 11:32 AM
The sheer number of septum piercings on my feed says something.... Not sure what... But something
I think it's more likely DeBussy
What about barebach
December 4, 2024 at 2:29 PM
I think it's more likely DeBussy
Just back from seeing #Wicked. 1. I almost cried at the beginning, watching Arianna Grande / Glinda trying to keep it together. 2. Is it me or is the film Fiyero throwing massive closet bisexual energy?
December 1, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Just back from seeing #Wicked. 1. I almost cried at the beginning, watching Arianna Grande / Glinda trying to keep it together. 2. Is it me or is the film Fiyero throwing massive closet bisexual energy?
Finding out that the West End production of Wicked had to preface the show with a disclaimer that things were being performed "as written" immediately following the Queen's death.... Due to the opening lyrics....
November 29, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Finding out that the West End production of Wicked had to preface the show with a disclaimer that things were being performed "as written" immediately following the Queen's death.... Due to the opening lyrics....