PlaceboMessiah
@placebomessiah.bsky.social
Longest shadows you've ever seen or your money back.
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Inventor of Robot Reiki
http://placebomessiah.com
𝗔𝗱𝗺𝗶𝗻 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀҉
Inventor of Robot Reiki
http://placebomessiah.com
*Bill & Hillary Clinton in front of the fireplace*
Bill: Welp.....they know.
Hillary: Just shut the fuck up.
Bill: Welp.....they know.
Hillary: Just shut the fuck up.
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 AM
*Bill & Hillary Clinton in front of the fireplace*
Bill: Welp.....they know.
Hillary: Just shut the fuck up.
Bill: Welp.....they know.
Hillary: Just shut the fuck up.
If you can read this, it means that urban legend about no-cell-service-in-the-trunk-of-a-car is bullshit
October 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
If you can read this, it means that urban legend about no-cell-service-in-the-trunk-of-a-car is bullshit
Generations from now, in the distant future, an elementary school teacher will convey,
"Your ancestors had to survive without buttonsqueegee droids, instead they had to use a roll of paper and their hands"
and a chorus of little children will exclaim, "EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
"Your ancestors had to survive without buttonsqueegee droids, instead they had to use a roll of paper and their hands"
and a chorus of little children will exclaim, "EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
October 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Generations from now, in the distant future, an elementary school teacher will convey,
"Your ancestors had to survive without buttonsqueegee droids, instead they had to use a roll of paper and their hands"
and a chorus of little children will exclaim, "EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
"Your ancestors had to survive without buttonsqueegee droids, instead they had to use a roll of paper and their hands"
and a chorus of little children will exclaim, "EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Should Mitch McConnell sell his bathwater before it's too late?
October 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Should Mitch McConnell sell his bathwater before it's too late?
Why do all my dreams have the Sora watermark on them now?
October 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Why do all my dreams have the Sora watermark on them now?
y0 Dawg I herd you leik cocaine, so I got you some charlie for ur Charlie
September 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
y0 Dawg I herd you leik cocaine, so I got you some charlie for ur Charlie
The real Charlie Kirk assassin was the friends we made along the way
September 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The real Charlie Kirk assassin was the friends we made along the way
I just saw him, he looked so healthy
–JD Vance
–JD Vance
September 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I just saw him, he looked so healthy
–JD Vance
–JD Vance
Chief Medical Examiner Dr. Barbara Sampson has ruled Charlie Kirk's death a suicide.
September 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Chief Medical Examiner Dr. Barbara Sampson has ruled Charlie Kirk's death a suicide.
Time flies, but what a lot of people fail to realize, is time swims as well. Time is also self-aware. There is no escape.
September 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Time flies, but what a lot of people fail to realize, is time swims as well. Time is also self-aware. There is no escape.
Turkeylurk when the walls fell
September 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Turkeylurk when the walls fell
GenX can chill because being old and wise is skibidi now. no cap
August 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
GenX can chill because being old and wise is skibidi now. no cap
As the assistant treasurer of the National Nintendo Switch Party, I believe 10 year olds should have the right to vote
August 8, 2025 at 5:16 AM
As the assistant treasurer of the National Nintendo Switch Party, I believe 10 year olds should have the right to vote
"Bite the pillow I'm going in dry"
- Albert Einstein
- Albert Einstein
August 7, 2025 at 5:59 AM
"Bite the pillow I'm going in dry"
- Albert Einstein
- Albert Einstein
...and then I says to the rabbit, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"...
August 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
...and then I says to the rabbit, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"...
Do people who have trouble sleeping not know about overeating?
July 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Do people who have trouble sleeping not know about overeating?
Cave walls were the first facebook.
"THIS IS WAT ME EAT"
*crude fingerpainting of antelope*
via iThumb
"THIS IS WAT ME EAT"
*crude fingerpainting of antelope*
via iThumb
July 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Cave walls were the first facebook.
"THIS IS WAT ME EAT"
*crude fingerpainting of antelope*
via iThumb
"THIS IS WAT ME EAT"
*crude fingerpainting of antelope*
via iThumb
Reposted by PlaceboMessiah
I've got something unexpected for your bagging area right here
July 23, 2024 at 7:03 PM
I've got something unexpected for your bagging area right here
in the future, when robots rule the world, they will have an exclusive robot club called "robots.txt"
July 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
in the future, when robots rule the world, they will have an exclusive robot club called "robots.txt"
Reposted by PlaceboMessiah
There Will Come Soft Brains
- Zombie Ray Bradbury
- Zombie Ray Bradbury
July 18, 2024 at 3:32 PM
There Will Come Soft Brains
- Zombie Ray Bradbury
- Zombie Ray Bradbury
My body is a temple
"But you just ate a sativa gummybear"
that was a deacon
"But you just ate a sativa gummybear"
that was a deacon
July 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
My body is a temple
"But you just ate a sativa gummybear"
that was a deacon
"But you just ate a sativa gummybear"
that was a deacon
you know, if you were truly cool with spiders, you'd cover yourself in spiders before going for a walk in the woods
July 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
you know, if you were truly cool with spiders, you'd cover yourself in spiders before going for a walk in the woods