Chad (no parody no irony)
@crvander.bsky.social
Who even knows anymore but I let my hair get long. I invented the joke Clark Griswoke. If you see it they stole it from me. He / him.
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the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
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*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
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"Americans don't trust the press. To fix that, we are going to crush important, well-researched pieces until we get an interview with the most Gestapo-looking man you've ever seen lying directly to your faces about torture prisons."
Bari Weiss just sent this Christmas Eve email to the CBS News staff about "building trust," which includes her tripling down on spiking the CECOT piece "to make sure it's comprehensive and fair."
One CBS staffer tells me: "She really has no idea how insulting she comes across."
One CBS staffer tells me: "She really has no idea how insulting she comes across."
December 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"Americans don't trust the press. To fix that, we are going to crush important, well-researched pieces until we get an interview with the most Gestapo-looking man you've ever seen lying directly to your faces about torture prisons."
Pluribus is great. Looking forward to Season 2 in 2029.
December 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Pluribus is great. Looking forward to Season 2 in 2029.
don't ever let anyone tell you there's no such thing as white culture because I iced this with an entire jar of Miracle Whip like my ancestors before me have done for every Christmas Eve
December 24, 2025 at 6:22 AM
don't ever let anyone tell you there's no such thing as white culture because I iced this with an entire jar of Miracle Whip like my ancestors before me have done for every Christmas Eve
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This is quite literally the Trump administration's pedophile island version of Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me"
December 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
This is quite literally the Trump administration's pedophile island version of Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me"
look on one hand hell yeah obviously but on the other hand we are never ever ever getting a trade deal
Bari Weiss is so incompetent at leading CBS News that her efforts at fully suppressing the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT was foiled because she wasn't aware (or forgot) that the broadcast package including that segment was distributed via a streaming app for broadcast in Canada.
December 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
look on one hand hell yeah obviously but on the other hand we are never ever ever getting a trade deal
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people always laugh when bears run away from housecats because they're so much bigger but like. imagine you were in the woods & you ran into a weird little guy that looks kinda like you but like 1/5th the size & his head is shaped weird & he is running toward you full tilt yelling. what would you do
December 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
people always laugh when bears run away from housecats because they're so much bigger but like. imagine you were in the woods & you ran into a weird little guy that looks kinda like you but like 1/5th the size & his head is shaped weird & he is running toward you full tilt yelling. what would you do
The Trump Class battleship will feature rack and peanut steering, gigantic cup holders, and three horns that play La Cucaracha.
December 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The Trump Class battleship will feature rack and peanut steering, gigantic cup holders, and three horns that play La Cucaracha.
I don't have to be as polite on here as on Facebook so: fuck these guys, they're white nationalists and they deserve no regard.
December 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I don't have to be as polite on here as on Facebook so: fuck these guys, they're white nationalists and they deserve no regard.
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when AI tech is mature next year, i will create a video of a white blonde woman getting fired from her job for refusing to apologize for being white. video will go viral. next, i will start a gofundme, which will earn me $2M in tax free income, allowing me to buy a home in a walkable neighborhood
December 22, 2025 at 10:11 AM
when AI tech is mature next year, i will create a video of a white blonde woman getting fired from her job for refusing to apologize for being white. video will go viral. next, i will start a gofundme, which will earn me $2M in tax free income, allowing me to buy a home in a walkable neighborhood
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being this cute? in this economy?! disgusting
December 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
being this cute? in this economy?! disgusting
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'hey do you wanna hear the thoughts of some self-described gen z republicans?'
what? no
what? no
December 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
'hey do you wanna hear the thoughts of some self-described gen z republicans?'
what? no
what? no
I work hard and own zero (0) pervert islands. I should be the one getting to text nonsense to Noam Chomsky
It's a wild feeling to work yourself ragged and then realize Jeff Epstein was getting blasted on a Tuesday afternoon and emailing Noam Chomsky like "branguage (brain language), are eyes a word?"
December 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I work hard and own zero (0) pervert islands. I should be the one getting to text nonsense to Noam Chomsky
It's a wild feeling to work yourself ragged and then realize Jeff Epstein was getting blasted on a Tuesday afternoon and emailing Noam Chomsky like "branguage (brain language), are eyes a word?"
December 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It's a wild feeling to work yourself ragged and then realize Jeff Epstein was getting blasted on a Tuesday afternoon and emailing Noam Chomsky like "branguage (brain language), are eyes a word?"
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The president can say whatever he wants about prices and affordability but we all know what's true and what isn't. What's true is in my town a couple hours from DC, the food pantry served 80 clients tonight. Of the 15 or so I personally helped, 3 were picking up for multiple families.
December 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The president can say whatever he wants about prices and affordability but we all know what's true and what isn't. What's true is in my town a couple hours from DC, the food pantry served 80 clients tonight. Of the 15 or so I personally helped, 3 were picking up for multiple families.
what the fuck is a webp. fucking jfif. nobody wants this
December 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
what the fuck is a webp. fucking jfif. nobody wants this
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We should reward artistic excellence by giving people gundams. If people were rewarded with gundams I think more people would make art.
December 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
We should reward artistic excellence by giving people gundams. If people were rewarded with gundams I think more people would make art.
Fighting about COVID vaccine efficacy on Facebook like it's 2021 again. I keep going to a restaurant called Shit and ordering the shit sandwich and then politely explaining why this isn't food to a 14 year old executive chef whose name is Mr. Shit. This is on me a little.
December 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Fighting about COVID vaccine efficacy on Facebook like it's 2021 again. I keep going to a restaurant called Shit and ordering the shit sandwich and then politely explaining why this isn't food to a 14 year old executive chef whose name is Mr. Shit. This is on me a little.
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
Rom is the only member of the DS9 crew with an RBI and I love that for him
December 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Rom is the only member of the DS9 crew with an RBI and I love that for him
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They heard "it's either socialism or barbarism" and said "well we can't do socialism"
it does feel like an intense societal problem that the founder of palantir, the biggest survellience company, thinks like this
December 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
They heard "it's either socialism or barbarism" and said "well we can't do socialism"