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- if a child doesn't consent to a hug, no hug
- if a child consents to a hug and then wants to be let go and gets clearly uncomfortable, let them go
- Don't call a young child sexy

This of course mostly goes out to the weirdo boomer grandparents. You are not owed a hug or a kiss. Get over it.
June 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Reposted
"listen up, you piece of shit"
- seven clunky syllables
- disrespectful
- sets a weird tone

"hark, shitpiece"
- three sleek syllables
- salutation-flavoured
- calls listener in to the community of shitpieces
February 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
If you write Scoop: Doge I will always read it as Snoop Dogg first.
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Feb 12
SCOOP: DOGE has started gutting a key US technology agency. At least dozens of workers at the Technology Transformation Service were fired on Wednesday, a day after similar sudden cuts at the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau.
DOGE Has Started Gutting a Key US Technology Agency
At least dozens of workers at the Technology Transformation Service were fired on Wednesday, a day after similar sudden cuts at the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau.
wrd.cm
February 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I sneezed loudly minutes before the alarm went off. Woke up my wife who was very confused and fumbled with her alarm trying to snooze it. Her alarm was not going off yet
December 6, 2024 at 9:45 AM
Adding to the joke about things Europeans just find odd/don't understand about the US.
I just drove to visit family for the week. The drive home, with pitstops, took 19 hours. I had to fill my gas tank 3 times including once at a gas station with over 80 pumps.
December 1, 2024 at 2:10 PM
I can't be the only one who sees Unicorn in the middle of this image ..
First ever image of a multi-planet system around a Sun-like star

Credit: ESO/Bohn et al.
November 28, 2024 at 10:57 AM
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There can only be one me. Help me let @bsky.app be aware that I’m the real me. Many thanks, Mar🐫

🙏 ♥️ 👍
November 24, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Xitter account now deactivated.
a cat is standing in a doorway with the words o.k. buhbye written on it
ALT: a cat is standing in a doorway with the words o.k. buhbye written on it
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2024 at 9:43 AM
Stupid pro tip.
Old phone + IP Camera App = remote monitoring of your 3D prints
November 19, 2024 at 10:52 PM
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This is not the worst-case scenario. There is one that is worse. I don’t want to get into it but it involves cannibalism and giant lasers.
November 18, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Will I post here much? Maybe, maybe not. For now my Xitter account is still active until I find replacements for the things I follow over there that are useful but I am finding those replacements gradually. The exodus to bluesky is greatly helping that.
November 18, 2024 at 7:16 AM