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TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
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Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
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If you see John Roberts in person, be sure to tell him he’s a worse Chief Justice than Roger Taney (pronounced “tawny”). That’s a nerd burn that will hit him where it counts.
December 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
If you see John Roberts in person, be sure to tell him he’s a worse Chief Justice than Roger Taney (pronounced “tawny”). That’s a nerd burn that will hit him where it counts.
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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
PALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that h...
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December 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
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Working Man Proud Of Job He Hates https://theonion.com/working-man-proud-of-job-he-hates-1819567149/
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Working Man Proud Of Job He Hates https://theonion.com/working-man-proud-of-job-he-hates-1819567149/
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Stouffer’s Targets People Spending Thanksgiving Alone With New Single-Serve Frozen Family https://theonion.com/stouffer-s-targets-people-spending-thanksgiving-alone-w-1848105159/
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Stouffer’s Targets People Spending Thanksgiving Alone With New Single-Serve Frozen Family https://theonion.com/stouffer-s-targets-people-spending-thanksgiving-alone-w-1848105159/
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to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.
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Keep sailing fellas.
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Keep sailing fellas.
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Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
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folks is it normal our president glows red like satan in a low budget horror movie?
JUST NOW: Donald Trump gets loudly BOOED by the crowd at the Commanders game. What a loser!
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
folks is it normal our president glows red like satan in a low budget horror movie?
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November 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Republicans still control the House.
Republicans still control the Senate.
Republicans still control the White House.
This is still their shutdown.
Republicans still control the Senate.
Republicans still control the White House.
This is still their shutdown.
November 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Republicans still control the House.
Republicans still control the Senate.
Republicans still control the White House.
This is still their shutdown.
Republicans still control the Senate.
Republicans still control the White House.
This is still their shutdown.
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Rising political violence is bad, even when it happens to someone I do not like, whose views I find reprehensible.
The road of endless escalation leads nowhere good for society.
The road of endless escalation leads nowhere good for society.
September 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Rising political violence is bad, even when it happens to someone I do not like, whose views I find reprehensible.
The road of endless escalation leads nowhere good for society.
The road of endless escalation leads nowhere good for society.
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Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
August 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
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I'm sorry.
I couldn't resist.
And yes, that sound is people groaning and slapping their foreheads all over the world.
I couldn't resist.
And yes, that sound is people groaning and slapping their foreheads all over the world.
August 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I'm sorry.
I couldn't resist.
And yes, that sound is people groaning and slapping their foreheads all over the world.
I couldn't resist.
And yes, that sound is people groaning and slapping their foreheads all over the world.
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Just watched a YouTube video about male Gen Z fashion trends and I swear to god the first two things were tucking your socks into your pants then wearing flip-flops on top of your tucked-in socks. The last two things were bowling sneakers and bowling ball bags. I now believe in the fertility crisis.
July 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Just watched a YouTube video about male Gen Z fashion trends and I swear to god the first two things were tucking your socks into your pants then wearing flip-flops on top of your tucked-in socks. The last two things were bowling sneakers and bowling ball bags. I now believe in the fertility crisis.
Strands #503
“Hot enough for ya?”
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July 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Strands #503
“Hot enough for ya?”
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The 20+ person Democracy Docket team did amazing work this week. Here is my request:
1. If you haven't signed up, please do so--free or paid.
2. If you are already a subscriber, tell 10 friends to do the same and share this post.
Link: hubs.ly/Q03jcjqP0
1. If you haven't signed up, please do so--free or paid.
2. If you are already a subscriber, tell 10 friends to do the same and share this post.
Link: hubs.ly/Q03jcjqP0
July 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The 20+ person Democracy Docket team did amazing work this week. Here is my request:
1. If you haven't signed up, please do so--free or paid.
2. If you are already a subscriber, tell 10 friends to do the same and share this post.
Link: hubs.ly/Q03jcjqP0
1. If you haven't signed up, please do so--free or paid.
2. If you are already a subscriber, tell 10 friends to do the same and share this post.
Link: hubs.ly/Q03jcjqP0
Strands #502
“Abracadabra!”
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July 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Strands #502
“Abracadabra!”
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“Abracadabra!”
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