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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
Ninja turtle entrepreneur
Muppets 30th anniversary special 🥳
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Early morning pickup 100+ Betamax tapes recorded off the TV from the late 80’s. The owner also has detailed notes and TV guide clippings for each tape. Wild
November 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Screw it, let’s make it happen. Glad the lights at the VERY top died 💩
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
When people say "Amazon listings are absolute shit" I think they were specifically referencing this product's images because OH MY FREAKIN GOD. We have a pyro girl having way too much fun and...a baby claw hand???
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I blew it with my Halloween decorations for the 2nd year in a row. Will not do the same with my office Christmas decorations.
November 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Thank you grandma for keeping your blow molds for 40 years and passing them on to me
October 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
My son is having a sleepover with 2 of his friends. First thing they say coming into the house is how cool the lighted blow molds are.

This is the way of the elders , children.
October 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
You never know what could lie in wait in the thrift store craft isle
October 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
So bummed I was never able to find this 😭
October 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I adore these new Spy Monkey Creations Oozarians
October 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Okay, I don't NEED another plush in my office BUT, this Wampa with arm remove action from Build A Bear has been sitting in my cart for 2 solid months.
October 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
????
October 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Odd spot for a chrysalis but hey, made it the finish line.
October 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I can’t complain too much about the front yard view
October 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Marvel Zombies was a fun watch, though I will say my personal exhaustion of all things MCU is at a high. Protagonists felt forced and had no backing.
September 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Yeah, you don't say. The most reading a certain type of people do is FB rage bait headlines and typing "F your feelings" into the comments
August 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Red hats would burn BK to the ground if they tried this today
August 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
At some point one of them was okay with it
August 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Testing out the new version of MacOS...

Hmm lets see here rounded corners, gradients, transparency applied on layers...
August 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The only TMNT crossover I care about
August 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Damn that’s dirt cheap
July 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
But the real star of the sale? This offbrand, potentially carnival game prize version of E.T. with “glow finger”. My wife brought him to my attention before we paid, now she must live with it.
July 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I lucked out at the church sale in town today, Kermit completes my McDonald’s set!
July 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
$300? Gonna be a no from me
July 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM