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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
Ninja turtle entrepreneur
A little upgrade from my Ender Pro to a Bambu turned out to be a BIG upgrade. This things is incredible.
November 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Seeing cut trees are $60-$120 gave me a new appreciation for my quant fake tree.
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November 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Who on the Netflix payroll is thinking "yeah, Matt Rife is a comedy act we want to really give a platform to"?

That person NEEDS to be fired.
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Watching Family Matters to feel alive
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November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Me as my son watches Stranger Things and begins to like all the 80's tech
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November 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Me watching the Stanger Things S5 high school scenes
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November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The number of freaking AI ads 🤮💩
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
My kids losing their minds seeing tiny Goldfish 😱😱😱
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Snoopy 4 life
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November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Me investigating issues with my truck only to find…

My cabin air filter and housing completely filled with chicken feathers from a certain rodent making a home 🐭
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Me seeing headline “Campbells 3d prints their soup meat”
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November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The amount of AI video fooling people on FB is absolutely alarming. Logged into my work account and just shocked by how much this has taken over.
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November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Me finding one of those Betamax tapes WITH commercials still on it
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November 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
One thing I could do without for the rest of time?

Reaction videos. The laziest sort of social content.
November 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Me reading anything about “Dr Oz”
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November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
So far those Betamax tapes have all the commercials skipped over
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November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Saw an over the air commercial done completely with AI and wow, just absolute trash. Dudes lower body disappears at one point.
November 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Early morning pickup 100+ Betamax tapes recorded off the TV from the late 80’s. The owner also has detailed notes and TV guide clippings for each tape. Wild
November 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Damn that Frankenstein movie was amazing!

That said it didn’t stop me from thinking the entire time “this would be the most incredible Wolverine movie ever.”
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November 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The rest of New England eyeing those NH elected officials right now (you get some heat too, Maine).
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November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Screw it, let’s make it happen. Glad the lights at the VERY top died 💩
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Me waking up and glancing out the window to 5" of snow on November 11th
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November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Look this is not going to be a popular take, but that Fantastic Four movie casting was 🗑️
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
When people say "Amazon listings are absolute shit" I think they were specifically referencing this product's images because OH MY FREAKIN GOD. We have a pyro girl having way too much fun and...a baby claw hand???
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM