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Crooked Ninja
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Ninja turtle entrepreneur
Me reading anything about “Dr Oz”
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November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
So far those Betamax tapes have all the commercials skipped over
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November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Saw an over the air commercial done completely with AI and wow, just absolute trash. Dudes lower body disappears at one point.
November 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Early morning pickup 100+ Betamax tapes recorded off the TV from the late 80’s. The owner also has detailed notes and TV guide clippings for each tape. Wild
November 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Damn that Frankenstein movie was amazing!

That said it didn’t stop me from thinking the entire time “this would be the most incredible Wolverine movie ever.”
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November 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The rest of New England eyeing those NH elected officials right now (you get some heat too, Maine).
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November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Screw it, let’s make it happen. Glad the lights at the VERY top died 💩
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Me waking up and glancing out the window to 5" of snow on November 11th
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November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Look this is not going to be a popular take, but that Fantastic Four movie casting was 🗑️
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
When people say "Amazon listings are absolute shit" I think they were specifically referencing this product's images because OH MY FREAKIN GOD. We have a pyro girl having way too much fun and...a baby claw hand???
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I blew it with my Halloween decorations for the 2nd year in a row. Will not do the same with my office Christmas decorations.
November 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Because doubling down on bad publicity from last year is part of the corporate playbook. Kick rocks, Coke.
November 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Amazon shares surge...right after announcing massive, sweeping layoffs. This is where we are at and it is not a good spot for anyone in tech. This is also the type of things seen before a bubble bursts.
October 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
My 12 year old is signing up for basketball and…practice goes until 9. I don’t think I can do this
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October 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Drop some dough, help a friend
October 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Halloweentown 2 predicted the horror of millennial gray and modern home design
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October 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Amazon, think before you buy
Amazon’s Ring is partnering with Flock

• A network of AI-powered cameras used by ICE, federal agencies, and police

• Authorities can request users to share footage to assist with 'evidence collection and investigative work'

(via Techcrunch | 404 Media co)
October 20, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Thank you grandma for keeping your blow molds for 40 years and passing them on to me
October 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Last day to order from Trend Stickers, forever. Sad day, goodbye stinky stickers 😢
October 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
My son is having a sleepover with 2 of his friends. First thing they say coming into the house is how cool the lighted blow molds are.

This is the way of the elders , children.
October 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Conservatives out there just hoping a protester jay walks to help build a narrative of unlawfulness.
October 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Almost thought this garbage heap of a company was as bad as it could get but…

www.avclub.com/wwe-ai-based...
WWE to bodyslam the human spirit, transition into "AI-based storytelling"
WWE to bodyslam the human spirit, transition into "AI-based storytelling"
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October 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
You never know what could lie in wait in the thrift store craft isle
October 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Damn, tried to get one of those Trend stickers original art and sticker packs but they were gone in 30 seconds! Some folks with deep pockets grabbing the $800+ options 😦
October 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM