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I didn’t know I was molding myself all these years for my Halloween costume #NachoLibre
Merry Christmas, Hoes
December 24, 2024 at 9:18 AM
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Kendrick Lamar’s “GNX” album is now aiming towards debuting with over 300k sales

no matter what it will become the biggest first week for any new rap album to release this year 💿 he’s undefeated
November 28, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Wish he had better aim #🤯
November 27, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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Between Tyler and Kendrick dropping it’s been a big month for leftist guys who like weed and saying slurs
November 27, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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reset button
November 27, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Interesting how somethings never change. 10 years ago theatre kids were annoying about wicked and 10 years on they continue to be annoying about it brand new ways!
November 27, 2024 at 10:11 PM
I’ve never been more on a side of a record label.
November 26, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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All Drake had to do was lay low and go hiking in the mountains for a few months, but no, dude is determined to keep reminding us that he's a loser.
November 26, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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Drake: Just one, please

Hot dog cart guy: Mustard on the meat?

Drake: *bursts into tears*
November 25, 2024 at 3:15 PM
MUUUUUSSSSSSSTTTAAAAAARRRRRDDD #kendricklamar
November 23, 2024 at 7:07 AM
Post you from a different era
November 22, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Kendrick Lamar. Best hip hop artist alive. Send.
November 22, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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You may lose ya phone and wallet but Alicia Keys still there
November 19, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Anytime I’ve been out in a social setting and overhear someone call twitter “x”. Unless they’re using it ironically.

It’s like a dog whistle that person most likely sucks
November 19, 2024 at 12:12 PM
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adulthood is falling back in love with everything you loved as a child but suppressed because it wasn’t “cool”
November 17, 2024 at 3:42 PM
God I hope Bluesky kills as much fucking bots as it can. It’s like the 5th worst thing about twitter
November 19, 2024 at 3:20 AM
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horny chappell roan christmas album when
November 17, 2024 at 3:53 PM
5 years on and I can’t believe I was this close from getting a Game of Thrones tattoo. Imagine…
November 18, 2024 at 12:08 PM
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"I'm here to own the libs"
November 18, 2024 at 11:12 AM
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Whitney Houston ain’t got no business being DEAD.
November 17, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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Echo chambers with no nazis rule, actually!
November 18, 2024 at 8:08 AM
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this pic of danny devito mid penguin makeup is breathtaking
November 18, 2024 at 8:10 AM
Alright guys, let’s make sure nazis don’t ruin this one.

And if you’re reading this in the future how did you let nazis ruin this one??
#goodbyetwitter
November 18, 2024 at 8:14 AM
What’s everyone doing January 6?
November 7, 2024 at 10:19 AM
I didn’t know I was molding myself all these years for my Halloween costume #NachoLibre
November 1, 2024 at 7:57 PM