Phred of pteranodon pterrace
crockofschist.bsky.social
Phred of pteranodon pterrace
@crockofschist.bsky.social
Stay at home dad. Maker of sawdust. Public policy designed by and for the top 1% is the precursor to a failed state
Clothing catalog art directors have apparently decided to emulate “prestige TV” lighting design so you have no clue what the clothing (that I guess is the point of the model in the catalog) looks like.
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Everyone is saying
November 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The @nopityoriginals.com crew really knocked the new “stuff of the month” “45rpm singles” coasters out of the park!
I mean, this whole year has been bangers, but these… chef’s kiss.
#RCTID
September 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
So glad the app that tells me the weather has no idea that currently there’s a minor thunderstorm over my area. I’m sure this phenomenon is apropos of nothing in particular.

Also, I feel like there’s been as many T-storms this year in PDX than the previous 25 years combined
September 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
So… what was a US Government blackhawk helicopter doing overflying SW Portland last night (3/5/25)?
They were awfully busy bees for about an hour or so around 19:00-20:00.

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March 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Local horny drummer* causing neighborhood disturbance

*obviously no real drummer is awake this early in the morning
February 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Even as the world burns down around us, beauty remains. Happy snow day, Portland! (Boy I hope we don’t lose power for a week again)
February 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
From a calvin and hobbes comic strip in july 1987. An entire generation of possible action squandered pretending that “the science is inconclusive”
Facepalm dot gif
December 30, 2024 at 4:33 AM
I’m confused as to how well “Apple ‘Intelligence’” can be when currently apple has zero clue how to suggest the correct spelling of a word with a common misspelling error (of course the image cropping ruins the whole bit)
September 10, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Dudes…you aren’t at war with fasteners. If you’re turning a square drive hole into a round hole, it doesn’t mean you won. It just means you’re a dick.
March 16, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Well, i got my first TERFaganda grift mailer today
February 16, 2024 at 4:32 PM