Butter-basted Robert with yams
@criticalsophistry.bsky.social
I like movies and coffee.
People have gotten way too comfortable with bringing up their IBS. I don’t need to hear about your mudbutt, folks.
December 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
People have gotten way too comfortable with bringing up their IBS. I don’t need to hear about your mudbutt, folks.
I don’t like to think of it as living beyond my means; I think of it more as betting on success.
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I don’t like to think of it as living beyond my means; I think of it more as betting on success.
@iwriteok.bsky.social this you?
On the floor and painting straight out of the pot my guy is a SAVAGE
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
@iwriteok.bsky.social this you?
I thought that one post about Mamdani and Trump was satirical shitposting, but I guess it’s just a weird thing that happened while I was working.
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I thought that one post about Mamdani and Trump was satirical shitposting, but I guess it’s just a weird thing that happened while I was working.
Me, negging someone on a date:
“You clearly lack the focus and discipline to ever master the art of the bo staff.”
“You clearly lack the focus and discipline to ever master the art of the bo staff.”
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Me, negging someone on a date:
“You clearly lack the focus and discipline to ever master the art of the bo staff.”
“You clearly lack the focus and discipline to ever master the art of the bo staff.”
I broke this story yesterday, Rolling Stone.
November 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I broke this story yesterday, Rolling Stone.
A jukebox is Artificial Spintelligence.
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
A jukebox is Artificial Spintelligence.
Me: *trying to airdrop a picture from my phone to my laptop*
Apple: Did you really think it would be that simple, idiot?
Apple: Did you really think it would be that simple, idiot?
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Me: *trying to airdrop a picture from my phone to my laptop*
Apple: Did you really think it would be that simple, idiot?
Apple: Did you really think it would be that simple, idiot?
That post was grammatically insufficient to constitute a threat and everyone knows it.
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
That post was grammatically insufficient to constitute a threat and everyone knows it.
I just learned that the Last Week Tonight theme is a real song and not a 15 second jingle
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I just learned that the Last Week Tonight theme is a real song and not a 15 second jingle
Dear Penthouse…
Taylor Swift reveals personal moments with Sabrina Carpenter, Travis Kelce in 'Eras Tour' trailer
Taylor Swift reveals personal moments with Sabrina Carpenter, Travis Kelce in 'Eras Tour' trailer
Taylor Swift takes viewers backstage in a new "The End of an Era" trailer, featuring Sabrina Carpenter and Travis Kelce. Watch on Disney+ beginning December 12.
abc7.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Dear Penthouse…
Can we stop saying “disappearing people”? They’re being kidnapped by gestapo not magically whisked to table 27 by David Blaine.
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Can we stop saying “disappearing people”? They’re being kidnapped by gestapo not magically whisked to table 27 by David Blaine.
A lot of you don’t seem to realize that Frankenstein is actually a prequel to I, Frankenstein, and it’s honestly embarrassing.
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
A lot of you don’t seem to realize that Frankenstein is actually a prequel to I, Frankenstein, and it’s honestly embarrassing.
Adding “West Elm” to my cat’s name the way he love bombs me for the hour and a half leading up to his dinner time.
November 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Adding “West Elm” to my cat’s name the way he love bombs me for the hour and a half leading up to his dinner time.
Gonna do an experiment where I show my nephews the Underworld movies and then see if they start dating goth dommes in a few years.
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Gonna do an experiment where I show my nephews the Underworld movies and then see if they start dating goth dommes in a few years.
Fuck. I forgot the fifth of November…If only there were some kind of rhyme to remind me when it was.
November 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Fuck. I forgot the fifth of November…If only there were some kind of rhyme to remind me when it was.
Reposted by Butter-basted Robert with yams
Call them:
Schumer (NY)
202 224-6542
Booker (NJ)
202 224-3224
King (ME)
202 224-5344
Hassan (NH)
202 224-3324
Durbin (IL)
202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA)
202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH)
202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY)
202 224-4451
Masto (NV)
202 224-3542
Warner (VA)
202 224-2023
Fetterman (PA)
No Point
Schumer (NY)
202 224-6542
Booker (NJ)
202 224-3224
King (ME)
202 224-5344
Hassan (NH)
202 224-3324
Durbin (IL)
202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA)
202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH)
202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY)
202 224-4451
Masto (NV)
202 224-3542
Warner (VA)
202 224-2023
Fetterman (PA)
No Point
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Call them:
Schumer (NY)
202 224-6542
Booker (NJ)
202 224-3224
King (ME)
202 224-5344
Hassan (NH)
202 224-3324
Durbin (IL)
202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA)
202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH)
202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY)
202 224-4451
Masto (NV)
202 224-3542
Warner (VA)
202 224-2023
Fetterman (PA)
No Point
Schumer (NY)
202 224-6542
Booker (NJ)
202 224-3224
King (ME)
202 224-5344
Hassan (NH)
202 224-3324
Durbin (IL)
202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA)
202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH)
202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY)
202 224-4451
Masto (NV)
202 224-3542
Warner (VA)
202 224-2023
Fetterman (PA)
No Point
I don’t like to think of Mamdani as a “radical leftist.” I think of him more as a “totally tubular” leftist.
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I don’t like to think of Mamdani as a “radical leftist.” I think of him more as a “totally tubular” leftist.
Imagine getting taken to task by the kid from Horse Sense.
the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Imagine getting taken to task by the kid from Horse Sense.
This movie sucked shit. Save your time.
Celine Song’s ‘MATERIALISTS’ is coming to HBO Max this Friday.
See which other movies are coming soon to HBO Max: bit.ly/HBONov25
See which other movies are coming soon to HBO Max: bit.ly/HBONov25
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This movie sucked shit. Save your time.
“It smelled delicious, Your Honor, really mouthwatering.”
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
“It smelled delicious, Your Honor, really mouthwatering.”
Cheney? The only chain he be having now are the ones forged by a life of greed and selfishness.
November 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Cheney? The only chain he be having now are the ones forged by a life of greed and selfishness.
Finished the first season of Star Trek Disco today. Not horny enough. Not enough pips.
November 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Finished the first season of Star Trek Disco today. Not horny enough. Not enough pips.
Tonight I will be handing out literature on the merits and logistics of unionization.
October 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Tonight I will be handing out literature on the merits and logistics of unionization.
Happy Halloween! May you be ever haunted by the ghosts of your past mistakes.
October 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Happy Halloween! May you be ever haunted by the ghosts of your past mistakes.