Butter-basted Robert with yams
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I broke this story yesterday, Rolling Stone.
November 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I broke this story yesterday, Rolling Stone.
I didn’t realize that Bewitched got this saucy. Jesus, Larry…
September 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I didn’t realize that Bewitched got this saucy. Jesus, Larry…
Plus, where curry meets quesadillas.
July 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Plus, where curry meets quesadillas.
I’ve run a simulation, and the math on this checks out.
July 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I’ve run a simulation, and the math on this checks out.
Some are saying that he was giggling sheepishly as he said it and followed up with “is there a Mrs. Japan?” while bashfully avoiding eye contact.
July 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Some are saying that he was giggling sheepishly as he said it and followed up with “is there a Mrs. Japan?” while bashfully avoiding eye contact.
I’ll see your mayo and raise you egg salad.
July 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I’ll see your mayo and raise you egg salad.
This wet floor sign needs to seriously chill the fuck out.
October 27, 2023 at 11:27 AM
This wet floor sign needs to seriously chill the fuck out.
I bet it’s the one where you put sunglasses on it so it looks like ALF.
June 16, 2023 at 12:35 PM
I bet it’s the one where you put sunglasses on it so it looks like ALF.
Good afternoon, Skeeters. Here’s a boudoir study of my cats.
June 3, 2023 at 6:45 PM
Good afternoon, Skeeters. Here’s a boudoir study of my cats.